My Sighting of Joseph

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    YW Moderator-42
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    He was wearing a many-colored coat (though blue and white were not present) and had 7 cell-phones on his belt. He took out each cell phone in turn, went to the CR on it, posted, and then switched to the next one. I guess that is how he posts from so many usernames at the same time…

    #1014563

    BoruchSchwartz
    Participant

    This past motzei shabbos my neighbor needed graped juice for havdolo

    I was not yet home as I was davening mariv at the yeshiva

    My wife gave him graped juice

    #1014564

    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
    Participant

    Oh! So that guy is Joseph? I was wondering who that strange guy buying prepaid cell phones in bulk was.

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    pixelate
    Member

    Yosef, Yosef

    One day the world will know

    Your dreams will be fulfilled and your heart will overflow

    Yosef, Yosef

    You’ll teach all of mankind

    Reveal that special light, let it shine for all time

    #1014566

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    That makes him the Hydra.

    #1014567

    pixelate
    Member

    I always thought myself more a Josephus.

    #1014568

    BoruchSchwartz
    Participant

    pixelate

    is that ari goldwag?

    #1014569

    pixelate
    Member

    yes

    #1014570

    BoruchSchwartz
    Participant

    ok thanks

    #1014571

    All his sons drive for the car service.

    #1014573

    For is joseph not part of each and every one of us?

    #1014574

    BoruchSchwartz
    Participant

    oh no not you with the sheakespeare again

    #1014575

    Reb Jozsef
    Member

    Everywhere I go folks are sighting Joseph.

    #1014576

    sorry, that was not what I meant

    #1014577

    Shopping613 🌠
    Participant

    Yes, ooh, ooh, I saw him in the supermarket today….

    I’m wondering if he’s an annoying mcreamed “Shopping613, YOU MUST RETURN to the CR”

    guess I haven’t been here in a while and he noticed…

    Well I ran outta there ASAP…cuz he was in a Shtreimal and I was in a skirt..and lots of people were looking cuz he made his voice sound like he was Darth vador or something..and boy, what a scene he caused…oy vovoy…

    Did any of you see it, I must admit….now everyone knows what I look like….

    I hope no one tells my principal….

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