July 7, 2013 1:29 pm at 1:29 pm #609969
That he refuses to drink chlov yisroel, only cholov kohain he says
That he has mezuza’s on his fridge doors….
Can u think of more???July 7, 2013 3:15 pm at 3:15 pm #1102032pixelateMember
That he wrote his whole will to Tzedaka.
That he gives everyone a lot of Mitzvos.
That he uses a protractor when he puts on Tefillin
That he learns Torah very loud in middle of the night.
That he smiles at Galachim.
That he licks his lips before kissing the Sefer Torah
That he doesn’t shower in the three weeks.
That he pours the Havdalla wine over his head and into his pockets.
That he wears two ties to Shabbos Mincha
That he says Asher Yatzar every couple of minutes
That he tastes all the food Lekavod Erev Shabbos
That he eats Milchigs on July 4
That he doesn’t tie his shoes on Shabbos
That he wears smaller suspenders on Yom Kippur
That he swears in Yiddish
I like this ^ thread, shopping. Great Jewish takeoff idea!July 7, 2013 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #1102033CuriosityParticipant
He got a nose job to make his nose bigger.
He went to the Star-K to make sure his kosher phone is “Kosher for Passover, and all year round.”
Back in Europe, he had his sheep checked for shaatnez weekly.July 7, 2013 4:50 pm at 4:50 pm #1102034SecularFrummyMember
He doesn’t work.July 7, 2013 6:21 pm at 6:21 pm #1102035
Thanks, search on youtube: my zeidy 2005
and my zeidy 2006
I dont remember anymore, feel free to type them for others after you see the video.July 7, 2013 6:46 pm at 6:46 pm #1102036rebdonielMember
The stereotype of the Jewish nose is a pernicious one. Nazi propaganda, Soviet propaganda, Czarist propaganda, etc.
How about this? When I am 120, I’d want my eineklach to say this about me:
That he greeted everyone with a smile.
That he respected and learned from all people.
That he learned Torah whenever he had the opportunity to do so, while working hard to care for his family.
That he greeted his wife every erev shabbos with a bouquet of flowers le kavod shabbos.
That he respected those he disagreed with.
That he made a kiddush hashem.
That he defended the oppressed and marginalized.July 7, 2013 7:25 pm at 7:25 pm #1102037CuriosityParticipant
humorless much?July 7, 2013 9:30 pm at 9:30 pm #1102038rebdonielMember
Perhaps.July 8, 2013 4:31 am at 4:31 am #1102039YehudahTzviParticipant
I think it’s “My Zaide’s So Frum,” not “So Jewish.” Where ever did you find this?July 8, 2013 5:57 am at 5:57 am #1102040
Youtube (see above comment by me)
Its supposed to be a more nicer version of yoyr moma is so…..
its supposed to be funny
That he dosent drink mik cuz it was once in an animal of meat (not so fumny, but wtvr)
That he had tzitzis on all his tablecloths
Tou get it, like being more jewish but in a funny way, try to think up more! Or watch this video’s they are pretty funnyJuly 9, 2013 2:09 am at 2:09 am #1102041YehudahTzviParticipant
“cholov kohain.” Genius.May 26, 2014 11:21 am at 11:21 am #1102042
bumpMay 26, 2014 11:34 pm at 11:34 pm #1102043YW Moderator-42Moderator
Don’t be so frum, cholov levi is good enough.May 26, 2014 11:36 pm at 11:36 pm #1102044MachaaMakerMember
I heard it as “my tottys so frum”October 7, 2015 11:35 pm at 11:35 pm #1102045ChortkovParticipant
BumpOctober 8, 2015 8:43 am at 8:43 am #1102046
That he won’t tell anyone about the Ani he knows of, so that he can be sure to be Mekayem Matanos l’Evyonim l’Mehadrin!October 8, 2015 8:45 am at 8:45 am #1102047
… that he won’t throw rocks at cars on Shabbos unless he is Meyached them beforehand.October 8, 2015 8:46 am at 8:46 am #1102048
… that he makes sure to be Oiver on all of the Ashamnus and Al Cheits at least once before Yom Kipur so that he doesn’t say Viduy l’Vatalah.October 8, 2015 8:47 am at 8:47 am #1102049
… that he won’t smoke before Kidush.October 8, 2015 8:49 am at 8:49 am #1102050
… that he only watches movies during Bein ha’Shemashos, since it is a Sha’ah she’Lo Yom v’Lo Lailah.July 27, 2017 6:27 am at 6:27 am #1326034
bumpJuly 27, 2017 7:00 pm at 7:00 pm #1327387☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participant
I saw this once somewhere as “My rebbi is so shtark…”
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