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July 6, 2017 1:52 pm at 1:52 pm #1312063🍫Syag LchochmaParticipant
ok so I have had it with dumb, shallow, meaningless questions that nobody wants to give you honest answers for anyway. here are some tachlis questions that would probably answer more about who the person really is:
- what is his favorite app?
- what time does he turn his phone off before Shabbos?
- what time does he turn it back on after Shabbos?
- what does his mom do that bugs him the most?
- what is his favorite nosh?
- what kind of instant coffee does he drink?
- does he leave wrappers on hiking trails and public parks?
- if so, does he make sure they aren’t heimish brands?
July 6, 2017 2:08 pm at 2:08 pm #1312068JosephParticipant1. MyZmanim
2. Chatzos, Erev Shabbos
3. Sunday morning
4. Cying with tears rolling down her face every day while saying Tehilim in the living room
5. Rugelech
6. Taster’s Choice
7. No
8. N/AJuly 6, 2017 2:31 pm at 2:31 pm #1312075MenoParticipantMy favorite app used to be YWN, but now it’s just a browser without an address bar.
July 6, 2017 2:33 pm at 2:33 pm #1312129adocsParticipantNeed a list of questions for the girls
July 6, 2017 2:49 pm at 2:49 pm #1312161🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantadocs – there is already a list for the girls:
what size are you?
what size will you be in ten years?
what size is your mother?Oh, right, you mean meaningful ones 🙂
July 6, 2017 2:59 pm at 2:59 pm #1312175JosephParticipantNeed a list of questions for the girls
1. What’s her favorite perek in Tehilim?
2. How long does it take her to set the table?
3. Can she bake Challah well?
4. How long is her skirts?
5. Does she go to shul on Shabbos?July 6, 2017 4:09 pm at 4:09 pm #1312337mamalehParticipantWhat I want to know is what are the greatest challenges he’s faced in his life and how did he deal with them.
July 6, 2017 4:14 pm at 4:14 pm #1312363lowerourtuition11210ParticipantSY:
Here is how I would answer for my son:
what is his favorite app? Doesn’t use a smartphone. Uses an old fashioned flip phone and barely knows how to text.
what time does he turn his phone off before Shabbos? He learns in EY and to our knowledge he has to be in Yeshiva 1 hour before candle lighting (and he can’t take take the phone to yeshiva)
what time does he turn it back on after Shabbos? Don’t know. We don’t talk to him until Sunday morning here in the US.
what does his mom do that bugs him the most? Nothing…he is dan lkaf zechus that whatever she does is for a good reason.
what is his favorite nosh? probably crackers with herring
what kind of instant coffee does he drink? When he is in the US….whatever we buy.
does he leave wrappers on hiking trails and public parks? He is to busy shteiging away
if so, does he make sure they aren’t heimish brands? NA
However, since he recently got married…..his wife does text us.
July 6, 2017 5:14 pm at 5:14 pm #1312169apushatayidParticipantSo, you think someone will give you the honest answers?
what is his favorite app? – Hulu
what time does he turn his phone off before Shabbos? – whats shabbos?
what time does he turn it back on after Shabbos? – see above
what does his mom do that bugs him the most? – wakes him for shachris before 10:30
what is his favorite nosh? – all
what kind of instant coffee does he drink? instant? fresh ground every time
does he leave wrappers on hiking trails and public parks? – whats a hiking trail? public parks are for tanning
if so, does he make sure they aren’t heimish brands? – whats heimishJuly 6, 2017 5:27 pm at 5:27 pm #1312652☕ DaasYochid ☕Participant4. Makes threads on the CR about him?
July 6, 2017 7:54 pm at 7:54 pm #1312722🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantlower – sorry I missed out!!
apy – 😆
DY – why would I need boy questions if i’m looking for a girl?July 6, 2017 8:00 pm at 8:00 pm #1312725☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantIt makes sense to look for a girl – if you have a boy.
July 6, 2017 8:09 pm at 8:09 pm #1312727🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantI’m sorry, are you under the impression you answered that question?
July 6, 2017 8:11 pm at 8:11 pm #1312730☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantNo
July 6, 2017 8:31 pm at 8:31 pm #1312734🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantjust checking…
July 9, 2017 6:47 pm at 6:47 pm #1313317adocsParticipantNeed a list of questions for the girls
1. What’s her favorite perek in Tehilim?
2. How long does it take her to set the table?
3. Can she bake Challah well?
4. How long is her skirts?
5. Does she go to shul on Shabbos?1. All of them
2. Not sure, but it’s set before Friday chatzos
3. She runs a bakery
4. I don’t answer grammatically incorrect questions
5. No. The mechitza is only 8 feet tall and does not go to the ceilingJuly 9, 2017 11:18 pm at 11:18 pm #1313883LightbriteParticipantI like SL’s questions.
Here are a few more…
9. How much does he tip waiters* when he’s alone?
10. What makes him angry? When does he raise his voice?
11. How does he respond when another car cuts in front of him?
12. Does he do his own laundry [using a washer/dryer]?
13. Does he wash dishes?
14. Does he eat his latkes with applesauce or sour cream?*Additional options: Caddies, and valet attendants
July 9, 2017 11:32 pm at 11:32 pm #1313895JosephParticipant9. 15%.
10. He never angers or raises his voice other than in defense against attacks on the Torah.
11. He slows down so that car can safely pass.
12. His mother insists on doing it, despite his offering to do it. He does it when she’s away.
13. Same as 12.
14. Applesauce.July 10, 2017 12:33 am at 12:33 am #1313905👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s simple. Ask the boy and the girl which side of the black and white cookie they like best. If it’s different, let them meet.
July 10, 2017 1:16 am at 1:16 am #1313910JosephParticipantsqueak accepted my offer to split the cookie with him taking black and I the white.
July 10, 2017 10:36 am at 10:36 am #1314123lowerourtuition11210ParticipantLB: 14. Does he eat his latkes with applesauce or sour cream?
What if the answer is – milchig meal sour cream, fleishig meal applesauce?
July 10, 2017 10:49 am at 10:49 am #1314131Yserbius123ParticipantWhere is his/her father incarcerated?
July 10, 2017 7:44 pm at 7:44 pm #1314903LightbriteParticipantlowerourtuition11210: Then he gets a free pass to GO, collect his money, and bypass all other questions!
I didn’t think of that potential answer!
A+++++ 🙂
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