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ok so I have had it with dumb, shallow, meaningless questions that nobody wants to give you honest answers for anyway. here are some tachlis questions that would probably answer more about who the person really is:
- what is his favorite app?
- what time does he turn his phone off before Shabbos?
- what time does he turn it back on after Shabbos?
- what does his mom do that bugs him the most?
- what is his favorite nosh?
- what kind of instant coffee does he drink?
- does he leave wrappers on hiking trails and public parks?
- if so, does he make sure they aren’t heimish brands?
1. MyZmanim
2. Chatzos, Erev Shabbos
3. Sunday morning
4. Cying with tears rolling down her face every day while saying Tehilim in the living room
5. Rugelech
6. Taster’s Choice
7. No
8. N/AMy favorite app used to be YWN, but now it’s just a browser without an address bar.
Need a list of questions for the girls
Need a list of questions for the girls
1. What’s her favorite perek in Tehilim?
2. How long does it take her to set the table?
3. Can she bake Challah well?
4. How long is her skirts?
5. Does she go to shul on Shabbos?What I want to know is what are the greatest challenges he’s faced in his life and how did he deal with them.
SY:
Here is how I would answer for my son:
what is his favorite app? Doesn’t use a smartphone. Uses an old fashioned flip phone and barely knows how to text.
what time does he turn his phone off before Shabbos? He learns in EY and to our knowledge he has to be in Yeshiva 1 hour before candle lighting (and he can’t take take the phone to yeshiva)
what time does he turn it back on after Shabbos? Don’t know. We don’t talk to him until Sunday morning here in the US.
what does his mom do that bugs him the most? Nothing…he is dan lkaf zechus that whatever she does is for a good reason.
what is his favorite nosh? probably crackers with herring
what kind of instant coffee does he drink? When he is in the US….whatever we buy.
does he leave wrappers on hiking trails and public parks? He is to busy shteiging away
if so, does he make sure they aren’t heimish brands? NA
However, since he recently got married…..his wife does text us.
So, you think someone will give you the honest answers?
what is his favorite app? – Hulu
what time does he turn his phone off before Shabbos? – whats shabbos?
what time does he turn it back on after Shabbos? – see above
what does his mom do that bugs him the most? – wakes him for shachris before 10:30
what is his favorite nosh? – all
what kind of instant coffee does he drink? instant? fresh ground every time
does he leave wrappers on hiking trails and public parks? – whats a hiking trail? public parks are for tanning
if so, does he make sure they aren’t heimish brands? – whats heimish4. Makes threads on the CR about him?
It makes sense to look for a girl – if you have a boy.
No
Need a list of questions for the girls
1. What’s her favorite perek in Tehilim?
2. How long does it take her to set the table?
3. Can she bake Challah well?
4. How long is her skirts?
5. Does she go to shul on Shabbos?1. All of them
2. Not sure, but it’s set before Friday chatzos
3. She runs a bakery
4. I don’t answer grammatically incorrect questions
5. No. The mechitza is only 8 feet tall and does not go to the ceilingI like SL’s questions.
Here are a few more…
9. How much does he tip waiters* when he’s alone?
10. What makes him angry? When does he raise his voice?
11. How does he respond when another car cuts in front of him?
12. Does he do his own laundry [using a washer/dryer]?
13. Does he wash dishes?
14. Does he eat his latkes with applesauce or sour cream?*Additional options: Caddies, and valet attendants
9. 15%.
10. He never angers or raises his voice other than in defense against attacks on the Torah.
11. He slows down so that car can safely pass.
12. His mother insists on doing it, despite his offering to do it. He does it when she’s away.
13. Same as 12.
14. Applesauce.It’s simple. Ask the boy and the girl which side of the black and white cookie they like best. If it’s different, let them meet.
squeak accepted my offer to split the cookie with him taking black and I the white.
LB: 14. Does he eat his latkes with applesauce or sour cream?
What if the answer is – milchig meal sour cream, fleishig meal applesauce?
Where is his/her father incarcerated?
lowerourtuition11210: Then he gets a free pass to GO, collect his money, and bypass all other questions!
I didn’t think of that potential answer!
A+++++ 🙂
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