No wonder there is a shidduch crisis, there are no men in New York!
I am visiting NY today, and I was driving, and you all drive like a bunch of girls. I was driving cartwheels around everyone!
And I figured it out- when New Yorkers cut you off, they aren’t being aggressive, they just simply didn’t see you. When they drive fast, they just don’t know how fast they are driving. They aren’t aggressive- they just have no skills.
(On a different note, I’m hanging out in Joseph’s neighborhood today, but don’t worry- I’ve got Shomrim standing by, as well as some goons I hired.)
Welcome to the neighborhood
I was wondering why the air felt cleaner today
Thanks. Where should I go for pizza?
PBA- “On a different note, I’m hanging out in Joseph’s neighborhood today”
coffee addict- “Welcome to the neighborhood”
coffee addict= Joseph.
Just kidding. It sounded that way though.
The truth is I don’t know the area that well. But Joseph lives in Midwood, and I think I’m pretty close to there, if not there. I would post where I am, but I’m scared he will actually show up and I’ll have to call the cops. Luckily, one of my friends from yeshiva is now NYPD, so I can call his cell phone.
Shhhh its just between you and me, you don’t tell nobody! Jk
Where in NY?
PBA your post took a funny twist from shidduch crisis (no men) to crazy woman drivers……hmmmmm….you think there’s a connection?
theres a store called pizza nosh no Nostrand and Kings Hwy
So how did mincha/maariv in Midwood go? Ashreicha!
popa – don’t worry – u should be seeing lots of men this weekend – if you go to crown heights. this weekend is the kinus hashluchim.
Real Men ™ Leave NY On Thanksgiving.