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May 9, 2017 6:11 pm at 6:11 pm #1273128chulinParticipant
Is making a vort necessary? I’ve heard of some in Queens who don’t bother with it. Is that true?
May 9, 2017 10:15 pm at 10:15 pm #1273318lesschumrasParticipantA vort is not necessary. Essentially it is an engagement party with a dvar Torah
May 9, 2017 10:22 pm at 10:22 pm #1273344SadigurarebbeParticipantIt is being phased out, I see people combining the l’chaim and the vort.
May 9, 2017 10:25 pm at 10:25 pm #1273348MenoParticipantThe reason they’re not doing vorts anymore in queens is because the street numbers are so confusing so no one ever shows up
May 10, 2017 9:36 am at 9:36 am #1273354zaltzvasserParticipantThat’s probably true, actually.
May 10, 2017 9:49 am at 9:49 am #1273392yehudayonaParticipantBoroughist!
May 10, 2017 9:49 am at 9:49 am #1273391MenoParticipantWhat will happen to Siegelman’s?
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/siegelmans-cake
May 10, 2017 10:53 am at 10:53 am #1273517JosephParticipantWhy should both a l’chaim *and* vort *ever* be necessary?
May 10, 2017 11:09 am at 11:09 am #1273542LightbriteParticipantBecause of Siegelman’s
May 10, 2017 11:34 am at 11:34 am #1273557SadigurarebbeParticipantL’chaim is for the night they get engaged, after he proposes, and for immediate family only. So both sides can get to know each other. The vort is usually a week or two weeks later for the gantzeh velt.
May 10, 2017 11:52 am at 11:52 am #1273565? DaasYochid ?ParticipantWhere is Queens? Is that a section of Boro Park?
May 10, 2017 12:42 pm at 12:42 pm #1273586JosephParticipantQueens County is the lesser half of Kings County.
May 10, 2017 12:42 pm at 12:42 pm #1273591chulinParticipantI’m from the boro park/ flatbush center of the universe, and all my friends and relatives did vorts. So it’s the first time I’m hearing of not doing it. Interesting.
May 10, 2017 1:16 pm at 1:16 pm #1273598?RebYidd23ParticipantYou can have both by having the L’chaim at the same location as the vort half an hour before.
May 10, 2017 1:39 pm at 1:39 pm #1273628iacisrmmaParticipantDepends on what the families want. Personally we are happy to combine the two.
May 10, 2017 2:36 pm at 2:36 pm #1273646apushatayidParticipantSpeaking as a guest. I’m just as happy to show up once to say mazel tov. At the chuppa.
May 10, 2017 4:06 pm at 4:06 pm #1273679?RebYidd23ParticipantIs the emoji in the title supposed to be antisemitic?
May 10, 2017 4:07 pm at 4:07 pm #1273700YW Moderator-?ModeratorNo, why would you say that?
May 10, 2017 4:27 pm at 4:27 pm #1273704?RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s an animal often used in racist comparisons.
May 10, 2017 5:22 pm at 5:22 pm #1273719YW Moderator-?ModeratorI did not know that, and it is not supposed to mean that here.
May 10, 2017 10:22 pm at 10:22 pm #1273850LightbriteParticipantWhat’s the meaning of a boar by the vort?
May 11, 2017 12:20 am at 12:20 am #1273959LightbriteParticipantBoris Yeltsin was a Jew, may his memory be a blessing.
Dunno if he had an engagement party but he had a communist one.
Maybe the boar is a sign that it is better to have a vort ? than a bort ? (acronym for Boris Yeltsin and sounds like boar). But if you’re Boris Yeltsin’s mom then it is better to have both ??.
Thank you and this concludes the first segment of the boar files. ?
May 11, 2017 12:20 am at 12:20 am #1273958Lilmod UlelamaidParticipantWhat’s Boro Park?
May 11, 2017 12:20 am at 12:20 am #1273957Lilmod UlelamaidParticipantlol. very true.
May 11, 2017 11:23 am at 11:23 am #1274163chulinParticipantI have no idea how that boar emoji got there. I’m typing from a laptop, I can’t even use emojis.
May 11, 2017 3:34 pm at 3:34 pm #1274319MenoParticipantVorts are boring
May 11, 2017 4:13 pm at 4:13 pm #1274332WinnieThePoohParticipantHe was? According to wikipedia, he was the first head of state in 113 years to be buried in a church ceremony.
May 11, 2017 6:19 pm at 6:19 pm #1274361LightbriteParticipantLooks like I was wrong WTP!
Wow. I Googled it but didn’t do a good enough job because it looks like he wasn’t as far as I know. He was supposedly good for Russian Jewry, or something.
Sorry! Well, there goes my rhyme.
May 15, 2017 10:20 pm at 10:20 pm #1276995yehudayonaParticipantThe proper emoji for a vort is a toad.
May 15, 2017 10:20 pm at 10:20 pm #1276992tobsParticipantBut the food is just awesome!
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