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There are many things you have to look out for:
1. Blue or green eyes. Anything else dooms your sons to lacking Torah – after all, “Einei Talmidei Chachamim C’cholos” (Real Midrash, in Devarim, I think)
2. Naturally straight hair. Will save you thousands over the years in bringing up girls.
3. Ear infections in childhood. Frequent childhood ear infections are correlated with auditory processing disorders, ADHD and autism.
4. Large English vocabulary. Consistent with reading English books in their spare time, and lack of Seforim in the home.
Anyone who doesn’t ask about these, needs to raise their standards, and their havdala candle.
popa_bar_abba
Mod 80:
“I met a girl today who is older and picky.”
Skip the other stuff…You met her on your date…:)
Because he’s more technologically savvy? Being stupid doesn’t count.
Dear YW Moderator-42
24/6 Moderator, 24/7 Dolt, 42/12 Joseph:
Where did innocent chup philias fog disperse to??? All her “innocent” comments offended popa again!!! I’m off to tell the wolf!
There seems to be some sort of Ghost replacing her…um maybe Josef… I’m getting freaked out…I’ve never seen a ghost b4…-I was always told it was a pack of trash..
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