Online Doctors

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  • #597654
    Dr. Seuss
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    Has anyone seen my colleague Dr. Pepper around here as of late?

    #786774
    WolfishMusings
    Participant

    Has anybody here, seen my old friend John

    Can you tell me where he’s gone?

    He freed a lot of people

    but it seems the good, they die young.

    I just looked around, and he’s gone.

    The Wolf (who did not write the above lyrics)

    #786775
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    The Wolf (who did not write the above lyrics)

    So now we know you’re not Marvin Gaye.

    #786776
    aries2756
    Participant

    Wow, wolf, Abraham, Martin and John? Haven’t thought about that for years and years.

    #786777
    WolfishMusings
    Participant

    Wow, wolf, Abraham, Martin and John? Haven’t thought about that for years and years.

    Yeah, well, I know it’s the 2010s, but a large chunk of the music I listen to is from the 1940s to 1960s.

    The Wolf

    #786778
    always here
    Participant

    not Marvin Gaye!

    “”Abraham, Martin and John” is a 1968 song written by Dick Holler and first recorded by Dion.”

    #786779
    oomis
    Participant

    So now we know you’re not Marvin Gaye. “

    Uh…that would be Dion, I believe.

    #786780
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Oops! So now you know that I don’t really know the song (I guess Google failed me this time).

    I still think he’s not Marvin Gaye.

    #786781
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Oomis, according to an online encyclopedia, always here is correct. It seems that Marvin Gaye was one of several who did a cover on it (which I guess is why on the first site that I found, songmeanings.net, it was implied that he wrote it).

    #786782
    WolfishMusings
    Participant

    not Marvin Gaye.

    Not Marvin Gaye?? Darn! I thought I heard it through the grapevine…

    The Wolf

    #786783

    I thought this thread was going to be about online MDs. Some of the kupat cholims offer such a service for after hours. You have to have a webcam though so the doctor can see the patient.

    #786784
    ZachKessin
    Member

    I have a neighbor in Israel who is an online shrink. He practices medicine with people in the USA via skype!

    #786785
    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    Hey Doc,

    We missed you at the department meeting today. Is everything OK?

    #786786
    minyan gal
    Member

    To the OP: A friend of mine had to go to the ER the other day and she said this tall thin man walked and said “Hello, my name is Dr. Seuss.” She noticed his name tag was spelled Suss, but it was pronounced just like yours. She said that she was going to say something about his name, but figured that there is probably nothing that he hasn’t heard about it before. She said that she had a lot of difficulty not laughing and on concentrating on what he was telling her. I was repeating this story to a physician friend and she told me that in this city there is a Dr. Death. She said that he pronounces it “Deeth”, but…..the spelling is the same. Apparently he originally wanted to be an oncologist but with his surname, decided to choose another specialty. So, to the Docs Seuss and Pepper – you are in good company.

    #786787
    Dr. Seuss
    Member

    Doc,

    As you know I am still putting the final touches on my magnum opus that I’ve given you the honor of writing an introduction to. Of course you will be listed as the co-author.

    Since you are doing double-duty in the office in my absence, I will of course give you two extra paid vacation days plus time and half while I’m out.

    #786788

    in this city there is a Dr. Death. She said that he pronounces it “Deeth”, but…..the spelling is the same.

    So he changed it to Kevorkian in order that people could pronounce it more easily????/

    #786789
    Englishman
    Member

    Dr. Pepper works for Dr. Seuss?

    #786790
    minyan gal
    Member

    600 kilo: Dr. Kevorkian recently died. I wonder if someone else “helped” him in his “time of need”.

    #786791
    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    Englishman-

    He’s just a colleague of mine.

    #786792
    mewho
    Participant

    perhaps he only plays a doctor on tv

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