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  • #1388775
    👑RebYidd23
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    Probably tastes like a copper pillowcase.

    #1388810
    Lightbrite
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    Lol RebYidd23; I’m cracking up here… and perfect timing because it’s all cozy on my copper pillowcase.

    Btw, I brought the copper pillowcase to my dermatologist to check out. She said that there are studies that show how copper improves the skin, but copper is really expensive. It was the first time that she’s heard of a copper pillowcase, and it sounds “kind of gimmicky.”

    #1388811
    Lightbrite
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    Penny juice comes from the penny’s nectar.

    Copper pillowcases are created from the penny’s pulp.

    #1389538
    Meno
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    I once heated up a penny with a blowtorch and the inside melted and just dripped out onto the floor.

    #1389542
    Joseph
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    Destroying US currency is a crime.

    #1389587
    Lightbrite
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    Can you drink Penny Juice on Shabbos?

    #1389605
    Meno
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    Destroying US currency is a crime.

    It’s not clear whether that applies to coins if it isn’t done fraudulently:

    §331. Mutilation, diminution, and falsification of coins
    Whoever fraudulently alters, defaces, mutilates, impairs, diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens any of the coins coined at the mints of the United States, or any foreign coins which are by law made current or are in actual use or circulation as money within the United States; or
    Whoever fraudulently possesses, passes, utters, publishes, or sells, or attempts to pass, utter, publish, or sell, or brings into the United States, any such coin, knowing the same to be altered, defaced, mutilated, impaired, diminished, falsified, scaled, or lightened—
    Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.

    §333. Mutilation of national bank obligations
    Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

    #1389652
    Meno
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    Are there any lawyers in the Coffee Room?

    #1389658
    TheGoq
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    I like extra penny juice on my penny vodka.

    #1390013
    👑RebYidd23
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    I wonder what happens if you mix it with the juice of a collectible coin.

    #1390019
    Lightbrite
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    That’s assur RebYidd23, unless you bought said collectible coin from eBay.

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