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February 26, 2017 10:23 pm at 10:23 pm #619339👑RebYidd23Participant
The other day I was with a guy I know, and he was eating a pickle. And the pickle made him very happy. He then ran around and tripped over something, but he was still very happy, because of the pickle. Then he lost his pickle, which made him cry. But I gave him another, and then he was happy again. I like pickles too, but pickles don’t make me feel such joy. Am I eating pickles wrong?
February 26, 2017 10:39 pm at 10:39 pm #1219768WolfishMusingsParticipantPerhaps.
Your question has no bearing on the story you told. Just because person A likes or does not like a pickle does not mean that you are eating one correctly or incorrectly. They are completely independent of each other.
The Wolf
February 26, 2017 10:40 pm at 10:40 pm #1219769JosephParticipantYour thing is chocolate.
February 26, 2017 10:44 pm at 10:44 pm #1219770Bochur 2.0Participantwhen your friend eats a pickle he is completely involved with his eating of his pickle and nothing else. When you eat a pickle you are still concerned with all your previous problems and the pickle does nothing to change that
February 26, 2017 10:52 pm at 10:52 pm #1219771Lilmod UlelamaidParticipantEither chocolate or pickles make me happy. But chocolate makes me happier than pickles do. Chocolate is a legal drug.
February 26, 2017 11:13 pm at 11:13 pm #1219772Little FroggieParticipantWB Wolf, haven’t seen you around lately
February 27, 2017 12:10 am at 12:10 am #1219773bmyerParticipantTry cutting them differently or buying a different brand. Know this: if you do come to be that happy from pickles you will also cry when you get separated from one…
February 27, 2017 12:13 am at 12:13 am #1219774TheGoqParticipantfry em!
February 27, 2017 12:19 am at 12:19 am #1219775LightbriteParticipantMaybe sweet cornichons will make you happy?
February 27, 2017 3:33 am at 3:33 am #1219776jhonny appleseedParticipantWanna hear a story about pickles that make people happy?:
A few years ago, my younger sister was by her very yeshivish friend after school and it was Rosh Chodesh so after they ate supper the mother said “now it’s time for the special rosh chodesh treat” and my sister thought to herself yay it’s probably ice cream or something good and on a big tray the mommy brought out a sliced up pickle and each child recieved thier very own slice. The kids were so excited and my sister was like rolling on the floor!
I did not make this story up! Completely true!
February 27, 2017 3:03 pm at 3:03 pm #1219777MenoParticipant“The other day I was with a guy I know…”
Was this guy more than 7 years old?
Because that might be your answer
February 27, 2017 11:21 pm at 11:21 pm #1219778👑RebYidd23ParticipantThis guy was not more than 7 years old.
February 28, 2017 12:12 am at 12:12 am #1219779LightbriteParticipantLol! Meno you’re a good detective. Nice job 🙂
February 28, 2017 12:14 am at 12:14 am #1219780LightbriteParticipantGoq: You fry your pickles? Are they battered first?
I’d eat a battered fried pickle if inside it was really a chocolate bar.
February 28, 2017 12:14 am at 12:14 am #1219781MenoParticipantWell then there’s your answer. You are eating pickles wrong.
You have to eat pickles as if you are less than 7 years old. Then they will bring you happiness.
February 28, 2017 12:19 am at 12:19 am #1219782LightbriteParticipantYou don’t have to trip if you don’t want to
February 28, 2017 1:36 am at 1:36 am #1219783Lilmod UlelamaidParticipantMeno – shkoyach! You answered the other question that was bothering me – why was Reb Yidd with a guy in the first place?
February 28, 2017 1:39 am at 1:39 am #1219784February 28, 2017 2:23 am at 2:23 am #1219785TheGoqParticipantLb its a southern kinda thing yes battered and not a hint of chocolate.
February 28, 2017 6:20 am at 6:20 am #1219786LightbriteParticipantSounds Southern ~ Thanks for explaining Goq 🙂
March 1, 2017 4:52 am at 4:52 am #1219787yehudayonaParticipantLuL, have you tried chocolate covered pickles?
March 1, 2017 4:55 am at 4:55 am #1219788LightbriteParticipantThey make chocolate covered pickles? Is that also a southern thing?
March 1, 2017 12:04 pm at 12:04 pm #1219789Lilmod UlelamaidParticipantgross!
March 1, 2017 12:48 pm at 12:48 pm #1219790TheGoqParticipantNo thats a pregnant thing.
March 1, 2017 2:45 pm at 2:45 pm #1219791LightbriteParticipantLol sounds like it
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