"Please Get Outta Here" and other Polite Rudeness

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  • January 9, 2011 4:09 am at 4:09 am #594063
    eclipse
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    Please do us all a favor and…

    Do you mind??

    I hate to hurt your feelings,but…

    You mean well,but…

    I don’t want to say Loshon Hora,so I can’t answer that…

    I’m terribly sorry,but we have no bathroom here.Why don’t you try the pork chops diner 3 blocks down?

    Alright…I buckled.I posted before Monday…

    January 9, 2011 2:54 pm at 2:54 pm #726917
    pumper
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    is it possible that the teacher is totally wrong?

    January 9, 2011 3:08 pm at 3:08 pm #726918
    eclipse
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    omg you scared me for a second!

    January 9, 2011 4:22 pm at 4:22 pm #726920
    dunno
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    No offense but…

    January 9, 2011 4:30 pm at 4:30 pm #726921
    Sender Av
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    W.A.D.R.( With All Do Respect).

    January 9, 2011 5:04 pm at 5:04 pm #726923
    not I
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    Dunno.. that is the best under this thread.. but the worst!! Don’t say it if it oculd be offensive!!

    January 9, 2011 5:17 pm at 5:17 pm #726924
    hudi
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    Excuse me for saying this but…

    January 9, 2011 5:19 pm at 5:19 pm #726925
    oomis
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    Forgive me if I am out of line, but…

    January 9, 2011 8:18 pm at 8:18 pm #726926
    wanderingchana
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    Could you please NOT do that??

    January 9, 2011 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #726927
    aries2756
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    I know you’ll understand when I say….or I know you won’t mind if I …..Well actually I do!

    January 10, 2011 1:27 am at 1:27 am #726928
    kapusta
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    As far as the thread title, one of the best I ever heard was “go away so I can miss you”. Not that I would recommend actually using it though.

    Or the good old, “close the door please. From the outside.”

    *kapusta*

    January 10, 2011 11:19 am at 11:19 am #726929
    eclipse
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    I “hear” you are enjoying your soup.(when the person is slurping.Mean line)

    January 10, 2011 5:09 pm at 5:09 pm #726931
    havesomeseichel
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    Be like a tree and leave (leaf).

    January 10, 2011 5:10 pm at 5:10 pm #726932
    havesomeseichel
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    Put the punctuation anywhere you want in the statement…

    I hate to see you go.

    or

    I hate to see you, GO!

    January 10, 2011 5:11 pm at 5:11 pm #726933
    oomis
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    When someone has overstayed his welcome…. What’s your hurry – here’s your hat.

    January 10, 2011 5:58 pm at 5:58 pm #726934
    Porty
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    “Oh, I don’t mind your smoking – it’s your breath that comes behind it!”

    “You know, if someone heard you saying that, they would think that you were being….”

    January 10, 2011 6:51 pm at 6:51 pm #726935
    winny1
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    put an egg in your shoe and beat it.

    dont leave mad, JUST LEAVE.

    January 10, 2011 7:14 pm at 7:14 pm #726936
    deiyezooger
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    ….ye im so happy you came, but…..

    January 11, 2011 8:22 pm at 8:22 pm #726937
    eclipse
    Member

    On the phone…when you’re the caller: Let me not keep you…

    January 11, 2011 9:21 pm at 9:21 pm #726938
    apushatayid
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    Polite rudeness. thats an oxymoron if I ever heard one.

    January 11, 2011 9:38 pm at 9:38 pm #726939
    eclipse
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    Here’s another oxymoron:We are…productive posters…?

    Well,when we’re done posting anyway.

    January 12, 2011 8:14 am at 8:14 am #726940
    wanderingchana
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    Many things, when followed by “LOL” in order to blunt the impact.

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