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The tiny winey Spider went up the h2o whole
downward came the h2o and pushed the spider out
out arrived the sun and evaporated all the h2o and the tiny winey spider learnt his lesson again!!!
lol not such a good one cuz i didnt use a theasaurus!!!!!
so u try….:)
Diminutive Ms. Muffet,
ensconced herself atop a pouffe,
gormandizing on coagulated milk and milk plasma.
Arrived an arthropod,
and ensconced itself adjacent to the aforementioned young lady,
terrorizing Ms. Muffet to abandon her pouffe and find a place to perch elsewhere.
Once I had a liquor bar
And business was so bad
We got obama to help up through
And this is what he said:
Take a man on election day
And “change” is at your door
We took the catch
But he was no match
And yet, no more liquor bar….
you guys are good!
I’m not a guy, but I’ll take the compliment 😉
Humpty Dumpty went to the mall
But Humpty Dumpty was too plump and not tall
All the saleswoman and all the salesmen
Couldn’t fit Humpty less than size 10 🙁
Miriam had a diminutive ewe,
Diminutive ewe,diminutive ewe,
Miriam had a diminutive ewe,
Its wool was blanched as snow
And all places that Miriam traversed,
Miriam traversed, Miriam traversed,
All places that Miriam traversed
The ewe was sure to go
It stalked her to cheder one day
Cheder one day, cheder one day
It stalked her to cheder one day
Which was against the rules.
It made the children giggle and play,
Giggle and play, giggle and play,
It made the children giggle and play
To see a ewe at cheder
And so the morah turned it out,
Turned it out, turned it out,
And so the morah turned it out,
But still it lingered near
And waited patiently about,
Patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
Till Miriam did appear
“Why does the ewe love Miriam so?”
Love Miriam so? Love Miriam so?
“Why does the ewe love Miriam so?”
The eager children cry
“Why, Miriam loves the ewe, you know.”
Loves the ewe, you know, loves the ewe, you know
“Why, Miriam loves the ewe, you know.”
The morah did reply
Your compliment deserves another “poem”, so here goes:
Carya tree, Richardory, physician,
the rodent hurriedly ambulated towards the top of the chronograph.
The chronograph reached the first hour,
the rodent hurriedly ambulated towards the bottom of the chronograph,
Carya tree, Richardory, physician.
lol!
smartcookie – i use guys to include males and females. 🙂
Daas Yochid thanx again it waz amazing lol!!!! r u doing it with a theasaurus or not??
“r u doing it with a theasaurus or not?? “
Some from a thesaurus (ex: gormandizing), some from an encyclopedia (ex: pouffe), and some from my head (ex: hurriedly ambulated).
Is that cheating? 🙂
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