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  • #1562175

    ashkifard
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    Please post here so we can get the most amount of posts/ pages on any thread (at least 8 pages the min.)
    Please either just say hi, any thought on your mind, or simply write your username.
    Thanks looking forward!

    #1562195

    👑RebYidd23
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    Absolutely not.

    #1562197

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I refuse.

    #1562198

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Why would I post on a thread if the only goal is high post volume?

    #1562199

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    The whole idea is absurd.

    #1562200

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Besides, 8 won’t be nearly enough.

    #1562201

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I think writing one’s username is superfluous and redundant.

    #1562202

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Do you honestly expect this to work?

    #1562204

    Little Froggie
    Participant

    Know me? (Forgot my username)

    #1562223

    Mnb098
    Participant

    😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤪🤨🧐🤓😎🤩😏😒😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖😫😩😢😭😤😠😡🤬🤯😳😱😨😰😥😓🤗🤔🤭🤫🤥😶😐😑😬🙄😯😦😧😮😲😴🤤😪😵🤐🤢🤮🤧😷🤒🤕🤑🤠😈👿

    #1562217

    YesOrNo
    Participant

    Hi everyone!

    #1562250

    jew boy2
    Participant

    no way

    #1562251

    jew boy2
    Participant

    boo

    #1562253

    jew boy2
    Participant

    just checkin in

    #1562285

    ashkifard
    Participant

    OK guys c’mon…
    I give up!

    #1562295

    Mnb098
    Participant

    .

    #1562310

    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    hi people

    #1562309

    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    ok

    #1562308

    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    #1562311

    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    hi people

    #1562365

    The Other Person
    Participant

    @TheGreatUnknown
    Welcome to the YWN Coffee Room!
    I can tell your new here as I looked at your profile:)

    #1562367

    Plainolme
    Participant

    Boooo👻

    #1562391

    ashkifard
    Participant

    Welcome back YesOrNo!!!

    #1562396

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    No.

    #1562401

    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    I dont need a welcoming I am unknown ,but thanks anyway

    #1562404

    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    look at how many pages “jokes” have,i dont think we can get near there

    #1562460

    Mnb098
    Participant

    ~. .~
    >
    _

    #1562458

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Maybe if we tell some jokes.

    #1562513

    skripka
    Participant

    Is this the thread where I get my free copy of the post?

    #1562520

    ashkifard
    Participant

    @rebyid23
    Sure, why not go ahead with the jokes?

    #1562779

    Lightbrite
    Participant

    Posted. 🙂

    #1563369

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Three men went to the dentist. Two were dentist haters and one had a phobia of dentists. The first man sat into the dentist’s chair. The dentist said, “Open wide!”. The man refused, and when the dentist repeated his request, the patient punched the dentist in the face. The second patient growled at the dentist from the first minute. When the dentist tried to put his hand in the patient’s mouth, the patient bit him. By the time the third man walked in, the dentist was furious. “If this patient doesn’t obey my first command,” he swore, “I’m giving up dentistry to join Al-Qaeda!” The third patient, trembling, sat down in the dentist’s chair. When the dentist told him to open his mouth, his jaw dropped in fear and he began to scream. “Finally!”, the dentist exclaimed. “A patient who listens!”

    #1563398

    ashkifard
    Participant

    Rebyid23,
    Nice one.
    Anyone else?
    How about you, popa bar popa, long time no post are you still here?
    Hey, Joseph, you didn’t post to this thread yet, or did you?… (cant really imagine a thread w/o a post from Joseph!
    Now, let the jokes ROLL!!

    #1563385

    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    did u hear about the circle that went to college ,it got 360 degrees

    #1563420

    ashkifard
    Participant

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    The interrupting cow.
    The interrupting c-MOOOOO-ow who?
    Haaaah
    Now continue on the regular jokes!
    ZeesKite!

    #1563550

    The Other Person
    Participant

    What did the wine say when it get stepped on?
    Nothing, but it did let out a little wine.

    #1565675

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    A woman came home and found that her ten year old daughter, who had been home from school that day, had cleaned the house and was sitting at the table reading a newspaper instead of playing outside. She told her daughter to act her age, not her shoe size. Then she kicked off the work shoes she’d imported from Europe and put on a pair of house slippers.

    #1565733

    laskern
    Participant

    Hungarian Proverb: Whoever has butter on his head should not go under the sun. Whoever is guilty should avoid being caught.

    #1565811

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Do Hungarians do that a lot?

    #1566288

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    We all leave for Shabbos.

    #1566703

    skripka
    Participant

    I accused a friend of mine of pouring glue all over my weapons. He denied it, but I’m sticking to my guns

    #1568868

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    A telegrapher walks into a bar.
    .... . ​ --- .-. -.. . .-. ... ​ -... . . .-. ​ .. -. ​ --- -. . ​ .-- --- .-. -.. ·-·-·- ​ ​ - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. .... . .-. ... ​ .- .-. . ​ . -.-. --- -. --- -- .. -.-. .- .-.. ​ .-- .. - .... ​ .-- --- .-. -.. ... ​·-·-·-

    #1568862

    What did the wine say when it get stepped on?
    Nothing, but it did let out a little wine.

    I think “wine” in the first line is supposed to be “raisin” (or maybe “grape”).

    #1568952

    The Other Person
    Participant

    Rand0m3x ,
    You are right that’s what it is (most versions its grape). I guess I got a little confused.
    Sorry!

    #1568959

    Mammele
    Participant

    Laskern: I believe that’s based off a parable in which someone stole a stick of butter and hid it under his hat. Not sure if it’s of Hungarian origin, as I’ve heard something similar in Yiddish, but it’s not a contradiction as it may be have become universal.

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