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  • #1562175
    ashkifard
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    Please post here so we can get the most amount of posts/ pages on any thread (at least 8 pages the min.)
    Please either just say hi, any thought on your mind, or simply write your username.
    Thanks looking forward!

    #1562195
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
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    Absolutely not.

    #1562197
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    I refuse.

    #1562198
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    Why would I post on a thread if the only goal is high post volume?

    #1562199
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    The whole idea is absurd.

    #1562200
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    Besides, 8 won’t be nearly enough.

    #1562201
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    I think writing one’s username is superfluous and redundant.

    #1562202
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    Do you honestly expect this to work?

    #1562204
    Little Froggie
    Participant

    Know me? (Forgot my username)

    #1562223
    Mnb098
    Participant

    ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ™โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿค๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

    #1562217
    YesOrNo
    Participant

    Hi everyone!

    #1562250
    jew boy2
    Participant

    no way

    #1562251
    jew boy2
    Participant

    boo

    #1562253
    jew boy2
    Participant

    just checkin in

    #1562285
    ashkifard
    Participant

    OK guys c’mon…
    I give up!

    #1562295
    Mnb098
    Participant

    .

    #1562310
    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    hi people

    #1562309
    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    ok

    #1562308
    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    #1562311
    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    hi people

    #1562365
    The Other Person
    Participant

    @TheGreatUnknown
    Welcome to the YWN Coffee Room!
    I can tell your new here as I looked at your profile:)

    #1562367
    Plainolme
    Participant

    Boooo๐Ÿ‘ป

    #1562391
    ashkifard
    Participant

    Welcome back YesOrNo!!!

    #1562396
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    No.

    #1562401
    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    I dont need a welcoming I am unknown ,but thanks anyway

    #1562404
    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    look at how many pages “jokes” have,i dont think we can get near there

    #1562460
    Mnb098
    Participant

    ~. .~
    >
    _

    #1562458
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    Maybe if we tell some jokes.

    #1562513
    skripka
    Participant

    Is this the thread where I get my free copy of the post?

    #1562520
    ashkifard
    Participant

    @rebyid23
    Sure, why not go ahead with the jokes?

    #1562779
    Lightbrite
    Participant

    Posted. ๐Ÿ™‚

    #1563369
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    Three men went to the dentist. Two were dentist haters and one had a phobia of dentists. The first man sat into the dentist’s chair. The dentist said, “Open wide!”. The man refused, and when the dentist repeated his request, the patient punched the dentist in the face. The second patient growled at the dentist from the first minute. When the dentist tried to put his hand in the patient’s mouth, the patient bit him. By the time the third man walked in, the dentist was furious. “If this patient doesn’t obey my first command,” he swore, “I’m giving up dentistry to join Al-Qaeda!” The third patient, trembling, sat down in the dentist’s chair. When the dentist told him to open his mouth, his jaw dropped in fear and he began to scream. “Finally!”, the dentist exclaimed. “A patient who listens!”

    #1563398
    ashkifard
    Participant

    Rebyid23,
    Nice one.
    Anyone else?
    How about you, popa bar popa, long time no post are you still here?
    Hey, Joseph, you didn’t post to this thread yet, or did you?… (cant really imagine a thread w/o a post from Joseph!
    Now, let the jokes ROLL!!

    #1563385
    The Great Unknown
    Participant

    did u hear about the circle that went to college ,it got 360 degrees

    #1563420
    ashkifard
    Participant

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    The interrupting cow.
    The interrupting c-MOOOOO-ow who?
    Haaaah
    Now continue on the regular jokes!
    ZeesKite!

    #1563550
    The Other Person
    Participant

    What did the wine say when it get stepped on?
    Nothing, but it did let out a little wine.

    #1565675
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    A woman came home and found that her ten year old daughter, who had been home from school that day, had cleaned the house and was sitting at the table reading a newspaper instead of playing outside. She told her daughter to act her age, not her shoe size. Then she kicked off the work shoes she’d imported from Europe and put on a pair of house slippers.

    #1565733
    Reb Eliezer
    Participant

    Hungarian Proverb: Whoever has butter on his head should not go under the sun. Whoever is guilty should avoid being caught.

    #1565811
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    Do Hungarians do that a lot?

    #1566288
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    We all leave for Shabbos.

    #1566703
    skripka
    Participant

    I accused a friend of mine of pouring glue all over my weapons. He denied it, but I’m sticking to my guns

    #1568868
    ๐Ÿ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    A telegrapher walks into a bar.
    .... . โ€‹ --- .-. -.. . .-. ... โ€‹ -... . . .-. โ€‹ .. -. โ€‹ --- -. . โ€‹ .-- --- .-. -.. ยท-ยท-ยท- โ€‹ โ€‹ - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. .... . .-. ... โ€‹ .- .-. . โ€‹ . -.-. --- -. --- -- .. -.-. .- .-.. โ€‹ .-- .. - .... โ€‹ .-- --- .-. -.. ... โ€‹ยท-ยท-ยท-โ€‹

    #1568862

    What did the wine say when it get stepped on?
    Nothing, but it did let out a little wine.

    I think “wine” in the first line is supposed to be “raisin” (or maybe “grape”).

    #1568952
    The Other Person
    Participant

    Rand0m3x ,
    You are right that’s what it is (most versions its grape). I guess I got a little confused.
    Sorry!

    #1568959
    Mammele
    Participant

    Laskern: I believe thatโ€™s based off a parable in which someone stole a stick of butter and hid it under his hat. Not sure if itโ€™s of Hungarian origin, as Iโ€™ve heard something similar in Yiddish, but itโ€™s not a contradiction as it may be have become universal.

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