purim songs and poetry

Chayav inish lvisumei

We take that to mean all nite and all day

But not just purim like most do

Throw in rosh chodesh and shabos too

And while we’re @ it start 30 days befo’

To practice to be yotzei “yoser milimudo’

And shushan purim also to stop the ache

Of the hangerover if u made the classic mistake

Of poundin shaloch manos all that junk

And ull be smellin some real funk

So anyways practice in advance

And diet too be able to fit in tite pants

Don’t eat all month save ur calries for drank

And stay up all nite thinkin of the r”ch prank

Nevermind get a goodnite rest

Think of it in shiur that’s much mor fest

So spend all month testin out

Wat to drink wen u needa max-out

Wen u need the brains for gramin on the spot

But needa lack the busha to say wat u want

So start tonite don’t waste anytime

Drinl it up up&try bustin a rhyme

If it flows well that’s a-okay

If it don’t rhyme @ all then ur doin it rite!!

Ttto: one day (4purim)

In bed I lay

Its shachris soon

I just thank g-d I’m breathin

Then I say

Just hit the snooze

cuz I’m goin back to sleepin

Sometimes rebbi gets fed-up

But I never let ’em wake me up

And then negativity erupts

They hope one day that we’ll all show up

but I say:

All my life iv been prayin for

Iv been waitin for, for the people to say

That we won’t wake u up no more

We’ll just let u snore

Just keep dreamin away

One dayyyy one dayyy one dayyy