Rants on Demand
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February 9, 2023 9:12 pm at 9:12 pm #2164404Zaphod BeeblebroxParticipant
Beeblebrox International is only mildly ashamed to announce the launch of our latest service: Rants on Demand! ™️. Basically, what happened is my doctor told me that I’ve become so laid back that my blood pressure has become dangerously low, so I should try to get worked up about something to raise it. But I can’t think of anything, so here we are. Please write exactly what you would like a rant to be written about, if you’re for or against the subject matter, and leave the rest to us! We look forward to yelling at you.
Ps. Please don’t post about how I shouldn’t post things like this because it wastes your time. News flash: I don’t care. I’m Here to waste your time. That’s what I do. If you have an issue with that, great! Post about it and we’ll be happy to write a rant about why we shouldn’t write rants. We are Beeblebrox International. We have no shame.February 11, 2023 8:39 pm at 8:39 pm #2164938ParticipantParticipant
WB Good to hear from you. I may be the only one who enjoys your threads, b
How much do I get to charge for providing you with rant material and basically saving your life?February 12, 2023 9:31 am at 9:31 am #2165070Yserbius123Participant
Can you write a rant about pointless sophistry on the Internet and how it is Bad For The Jews?February 12, 2023 11:18 am at 11:18 am #2165139hujuParticipant
The opening post is supposed to be funny, but it is not. Nothing to rant about.February 12, 2023 12:32 pm at 12:32 pm #2165157Sam KleinParticipant
Can you just ask AI to write something and just copy and paste it into this coffee room topic?February 13, 2023 12:16 pm at 12:16 pm #2165369
I’m a big fan! Please write me a rant being disrespectful to me. Certain posters are shying away from being critical of my posts.February 14, 2023 2:47 pm at 2:47 pm #2165816yechiellParticipant
i would like to rant on how most orthodox jews were, and still are, in awe and enamored of that orange-haired demagogue, liar, lecher, con-artist, sore loser and dining partner with nazis – his name escapes meFebruary 14, 2023 2:51 pm at 2:51 pm #2165838
While your at it, let’s have a rant for how under appreciated the mods are.February 17, 2023 3:20 pm at 3:20 pm #2166893
After an extensive investigation, I have determined that Beeblerox International has never produced a single rant. As they say on theyeshivaworld.com, they truly have no shame.February 21, 2023 5:00 pm at 5:00 pm #2167953catch yourselfParticipant
I request a rant on how terrible it is that politicians consider themselves above the law. Nobody knows this better than the President of the Galaxy, so I’m expecting a rather lengthy discourse.February 21, 2023 8:41 pm at 8:41 pm #2167982Always_Ask_QuestionsParticipant
Of course, the simplest application of text learning is do the mod job. If the mods were to send me an archive of the posts they rejected, it should be possible to train a mod bot for at least some of that hard work.February 22, 2023 1:15 pm at 1:15 pm #2168176Zaphod BeeblebroxParticipant
Hello, all. Due to unforseen circumstances, we have been unable to comply with your demands at this time. We apologize most deeply, and hope that the problem will soon be solved, allowing us to once again be your preferred company for idiocy. We thank you for your patience, and we would like you to know that we appreciate your continued support.
(A rant will be forthcoming as to the exact nature of this problem. It’s very ranteable.)February 22, 2023 1:26 pm at 1:26 pm #2168197☕️coffee addictParticipant
I don’t think there’s an e in rantableFebruary 22, 2023 10:34 pm at 10:34 pm #2168362ParticipantParticipant
Sorry doesn’t cut it.March 21, 2023 4:50 pm at 4:50 pm #2175545
Can I please get a rant on how college is a kugel?
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