October 6, 2011 3:50 pm at 3:50 pm #599802CutieMember
Regardless of make or year, all
units known as “human beings”
recalled by the Manufacturer.
This is due to a malfunction in
prototype units code named
“Adam” and “Eve” resulting in the
the same defect in all subsequent
units. This defect is technically
“Serious Internal Non-morality,”
but more commonly known as
defect is categorized as “critical”.
Some of the symptoms of the SIN
[a] Loss of direction
Lack of peace and joy
[d] Foul vocal emissions
The Manufacturer is providing
factory authorized repair service
charge to correct the SIN defect.
The Repair Technician, Hashem,
has most gen erously offered to
entire burden of the staggering
cost of these repairs. To repeat,
no fee required.
The number to call in for repair
in all areas is: PRAYER.
Once connected, please upload
the burden of SIN through the
procedure. Next, download
ATONEMENT from the Repair
into the heart component of the
human unit.. No matter how big
or small the
SIN defect is, Hashem will replace
the SIN and present “obsession”
uncertainty, debating, and
memorizing countless minute
Please see the user manual,
TORAH, for further details on the
use of these
fixes. In particular all repaired
units are referred to parsha
specifically where Moshe asks his
simple question of the Jewish
the gives his own 6 ( really 10 )
sh ort and simple answers. As an
upgrade, the Manufacturer has
made available to all repaired
facility enabling direct
monitoring and assistance from
Maintenance Technician, Hashem.
Repaired units need only make
and He will take up residence
with the repaired units.
WARNING: Continuing to operate
a human being unit without
the Manufacturer’s warranty,
exposes the unit to dangers and
numerous to list.
Thank you for your immediate
Please assist by notifying others
of this important recall notice.
Gemar Chasima Toiva
October 6, 2011 4:25 pm at 4:25 pm #814735makMember
The real scary thing is that Hashem “recalls” everything.
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