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    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Dear Dr. Feif,

    I’ll take your advice on the former, not the ladder.

    #1049352

    oomis
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    Never put down duct tape, people. It saved my pipe that burst erev yom tov.

    #1049353

    yitayningwut
    Participant

    It saved my duffel bag, also on erev yom tov. Someone should make a duct tape appreciation thread.

    #1049354

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I use it over my mouth, to make sure I don’t speak any loshon hora. I got the idea from Dr. Feif, who recommended applying the same standard to shmiras halashon as to shmiras haeinayim (I took it off of my eyes to type this post).

    #1049355

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    WOW!!! Funniest thread ever!!!!!

    #1049356

    pcoz
    Member

    duct tape was used on one of the apollo missions to tape up a fallen off mudguard. the astronauts found that if they didn’t have the mud gaurds then the lunar rovers quickly became covered with a layer of very abrasive moon dust

    #1049357

    Feif Un
    Participant

    DaasYochid: You don’t need tape on your mouth! Just take a coffee filter and place it over your mouth and you should be fine! In fact, I think I’m going to put a coffee filter on top of my router at home. That way my internet will be filtered!

    #1049358

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Feif, and that would even filter your coffee from the CR!

    #1049359

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    sdfo;iiun tp wokm poin tqw wr’jn[otrq

    #1049360

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Sorry, about that, I forgot to take the duct tape off of my eyes this time.

    I tried the coffee filter, but it didn’t stay on, so I used duct tape to keep it on.

    #1049361

    oomis
    Participant

    If you use the coffe filter on your eyes, please remember to take it off before trying to make coffee…

    #1049362

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    It’s okay. I know the password.

    #1049363

    DaMoshe
    Participant

    Feif Un,

    I know you said you were leaving. But you don’t know what’s going on here! Popa revived his advice thread just to make himself relevant again! Your advice thread was the original, better one, so I’m reviving it as well. Please come back!

    Now I’m going to walk over to your desk and tell you that I posted this.

    #1049364

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Dear Feif Un,

    I am getting bored of trolling myself. I need more people who I can troll. What do you suggest?

    love,

    Popa bar Abby

    #1049365

    DaMoshe
    Participant

    Feif Un has informed me that he will not be returning. Popa, I told him your question, and he said to go troll your boss so you can get fired.

    #1049366

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    That’s too bad. I like feif, even if we often disagreed. I probably did disagree too strongly sometimes, so it probably is partially my fault.

    Actually, I probably liked him because we disagreed. It is no fun to talk to people who agree with you, and you don’t learn anything new by doing so either.

    There is a website I was basically chased off because I was in the minority position, so I know what its like.

    #1049367

    N.G
    Member

    To popa bar abba

    Do you post something on every Topic?

    #1049368

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    To popa bar abba

    Do you post something on every Topic?

    ???? ?? ???? ?????? ????

    Also, you should ask that on my thread for asking questions, not on Feif’s.

    Also, you should go stick your head in a big bowl of raw latke mix.

    #1049369

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Best answer on this thread:

    If you really want nothing to do with her at all, look up the phone number for the rejection hotline. Tell her that’s your new phone number. If she’s really THAT sensitive, tell her that if that one doesn’t work, there’s another one she can try. Give her the suicide hotline number for that one.

    If you just want her to tone things down, tell her that you really want to help her, but you really don’t know enough about the subject matter to do so – but you know someone who can! Give her the number of your mother-in-law (are you married?) and let it be her problem.

    Bump™

    #1049370

    DaMoshe
    Participant

    I will tell Feif Un that you enjoyed and bumped the thread!

    #1049371

    I love the way the first two parts of Popa’s

    last post set up perfectly for the third one.

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