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  • #602032
    ED IT OR
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    Have u heard of this, does anyone know what this means? can u guess?

    #1097697
    ☕️coffee addict
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    Rapid fire for msdos?

    #1097698
    Think first
    Member

    Rabbi, frankly do others sign?

    Roasted fries don’t outdo stake

    Return fireworks dearest outdoor sir

    #1097699
    aidel_maidel
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    redt fast dont overlook singles

    #1097700
    ☕️coffee addict
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    Really fun dancing on stage

    #1097701
    LeiderLeider…
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    RFDOS

    – Ripe Fruit Deoderizes Office Space

    – Random Flowers, Dandelions Or Spider-lillies

    – Roaches, Flies, Dogs, Ogres, and Spiders

    – Rarely Fresh, Disgustingly Old and Sour

    #1097702
    ED IT OR
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    I’m not going to ruin the fun.

    Keep guessing!

    hint: s = syndrome

    and most people suffer/have it

    #1097703
    Yatzmich
    Member

    “RFDOS.EXE”

    Cloaked Malware

    #1097704
    blinky
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    Rumbling Fiery Dragons On Sale?

    #1097705
    ED IT OR
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    bump

    hint: first letter is repetitive

    #1097706
    dancinggirl
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    run from dogs 0nly syndrome

    #1097707
    Baloochi
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    Repetitive free dumping of Shmatters

    #1097708
    ☕️coffee addict
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    Random food disorders on shabbos?

    #1097709
    uneeq
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    Religious Females Driving Offroad Syndrome

    #1097710
    ED IT OR
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    way off!

    ok another hint! in the US where they speak their own dialect of “english” it would be RRDOS

    #1097711
    uneeq
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    Rabbi’s Frequently Deliver Opulent Shmoozes

    #1097712
    iYid
    Member

    Really fat dumb overwheight syndrom

    #1097713
    OneOfMany
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    Is this in common use or did you make it up?

    #1097714
    mamashtakah
    Member

    Red Fur Does Ostentatiously Surprise

    #1097715
    ED IT OR
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    it is very common and somebody made it up

    #1097716
    LuvMe
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    Really Random Door Opening Syndrome

    #1097718
    uneeq
    Member

    Repetitive (Re)Frigerator Door Opening Syndrome

    Case closed, now I can go to sleep.

    I’m surprised that LuvMe got that close by chance.

    #1097719
    ED IT OR
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    wow uneeq how did you get that?

    #1097720
    batseven
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    Hey! How did u know- I think I have this fridge opening door syndrome…

    Any cures- Please- I think I have a very severe case of it.

    I stand every morning in front of the fridge for hours to decide what to eat… and then Im late for work.

    LOL!!!!

    #1097721
    Baloochi
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    I Suffer Terribly from this serious disease, can anybody help please.

    P.s Setting up a support group called: RFDOSA Repetitive fridge door opening syndrome anonymous…

    #1097722
    supergirl613
    Member

    ON NO ME TOO!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!! good job uneeq- i guess that’s why that’s your username because your are most definitely unique!!

    #1097723
    uneeq
    Member

    crazybrit:wow uneeq how did you get that?

    Well a hint like this-“ok another hint! in the US where they speak their own dialect of “english” it would be RRDOS”- naturally sent me to the british posters thread to see what crazybrit has recently said about the difference between the american version of english to the british kind. All I had to find was an English word that starts with an F that changes to an R in English.

    Easily enough, crazybrit’s last post had the answer- “Also what’s American for fridge?”

    Too bad I cheated to end that one, I was more interested in giving fake answers.

    #1097724
    LuvMe
    Member

    hahahahahaha i thought i got the really random part right. i didn’t want to only post half so i stuck in the first words that popped into my head LOL that’s really funny. and wow uneeq, i can’t believe you got that! p.s. i think everbody had rfdos

    #1097725
    ED IT OR
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    yes most people suffer from it, I for one generally open the fridge at least every 5 minutes! and can never find anything to eat (unless its a Taanis!)

    LOL

    #1097726
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    I have a rare strain of RFDOS. It’s called RPDOS (Repetitive Pantry Door Opening Syndrome).

    #1097727
    uneeq
    Member

    LuvMe: If you had paid attention to the hints, you would have realized that it started with Repetitive. Being that you also had Door Opening Syndrome, you were really closer than you think. Repetitive ____ Door Opening Syndrome. I actually didn’t notice your post until after I figured it out.

    P.S. I’m not infected with this sickness.

    #1097728
    ED IT OR
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    uneeq, what can I say, u are a genius!

    ps: prove you don’t have this syndrome!

    also “infected sickness” is a bit harsh

    #1097729

    Bump for no good reason. Look at all those old posters!

    #1097730
    popa_bar_abba
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    I only know what the R stands for.

    #1097731
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    #1097732
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Alternatively, the rest stands for “Fat, Drunk, Overweight Slob”.

    #1097733
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    At first, I thought it stood for “!!!!!!!Rolling Floor Dead On Shikur!!!!!!Rolling Floor Dead On Shikur”

    But then I sobered up.

    #1097734
    #1097735
    popa_bar_abba
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    Retarded Fires Devolve Only Slowly

    #1097736
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    How slowly depends on how retarded, I guess.

    #1097737
    ED IT OR
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    Gosh, random x is really trawling through my old threads (aka stalking)

    Gosh I used to write serious posts,must have been before I got infected with a cr strain of popa.

    #1097738

    😀 I was wondering if you’d notice.

    (There goes yet another variation on my name…)

    #1097739
    mobico
    Participant

    Really Fast Do-Over Syndrome

    #1097740

    Some people are REALLY bored.

    #1097741
    Horrified
    Participant

    crazyBrit, you truly are crazy!

    but a laugh anyway.

    ps there will be a article in Mishpacha in a couple weeks suggesting and discussing various therapies for this dreaded machalo…

    #1097742
    golfer
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    You might be right about that, Horrified.

    But me personally, I think RFDOS will figure prominently in the new serial Mishpacha is starting in their Sukkos issue, about Bayla Genendel, who has a daughter, Shira Bracha Leah, in shidduchim, who is afflicted with a severe case of RFDOS, and is trying desperately to hide this from the neighbors and the neighborhood shadchanim, while simultaneously dealing with her son, Baruch Ber, who was learning in a top Yeshivish Yeshiva but has been secretly going to the tish of the local very Chassidish Rebbe Friday nights and chapping shrayim (he’s addicted to the smell of the lokshen kugel), and her other son, Feivish Mendel, who is attending a top Yeshivish high school, and has been bullied since second grade by the local bully (the son of Bayla G’s second cousin) and as a result he’s started wearing a clip on his yarmulka and listening to CD’s that are not approved by Badatz, and her 5 year old triplets, Chynka, Chaya and Reva, who are disturbingly beginning to show early signs of RFDOS as well. Or are they just picking up the behavior from their older sister while their mother is on the phone with shadchanim?

    The serial will end on or around Rosh Hashana 5717, at which time (we hope) crazybrit will have come up with a different syndrome that Mishpacha can use to occupy our hearts and minds.

    (Crazybrit, may I suggest- SMMPOSWTMCS?)

    #1097743
    ED IT OR
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    IM LOST!

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