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  • #596845
    trak443
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    ????? ???????? ???? ?????? ??????? ??? ????? ??????? ????? ??????.

    ?? ????? ?? ?? ????? ?????? ??????? ???? ????????, ?? ????? ????? ????.

    ?????? ??????, ???? ??? ???? ???? ????? ???? ?? ?????? ??????? ???????.

    ?????? ?? ?????? ???????? ?????? ????? ?? ????? ??????.

    “?? ??????? ???????? ??? ?????, ????? ?? ????? ????? ????????? ??, ?????? ?????? ??????.

    ????? ??????!”, ???? ??? ????.

    1. ????? ??????: ????? ????? (?????? ?’, ??; ??????? ?? ?”?).

    2. ????? ??????: ???? ????? (??? ??? ?? ?”?; ????? ? ?”?).

    3. ????? ??????? ????: ???? ???? ???? ???? (???”?, ????? ???? ?’, ?).

    4. ????? ??????: ???? ?? ???. (??????? ? ?”?).

    5. ?????? ????? ???: ????, ?????? ?????? (??????? ? ?”?; ??? ????? ?? ?”?; ????? ??? ?’, ?).

    6. ????? ???? ???: ?????? ??’. (????? ? ?’).

    7. ????? ????? ????: ????? ????. (???? ?”? ?”?).

    8. ????? ??????? ??????: ????? ????? ???????. (????? ? ?”?).

    9. ????? ?????? ??????: ????? ?????? ????? ???. (????? ?”? ?”?).

    10. ????? ?????? ?????: ?? ?????? ???????, ??? ??’. (????? ?”?, ??).

    #766381
    RSRH
    Member

    Excellent!

    #766382
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Nice! Especially the last one.

    ???? ???? baby.

    #766383
    Sacrilege
    Member

    So much better when you hit Google translate.

    #766384
    always here
    Participant

    thanks for the idea, Sac!

    except:

    1st line- “In recent years the Israeli public reveals a surprising thirst for new and old purple.” -&-

    “6. Purple offspring: to pray to God. (Samuel A.).”

    #766385
    tomim tihye
    Member

    On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the best…

    Trak, you were smart to bring sources, I see you know your audience.

    Sac- so uneducated

    #766386
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    LOVE IT!!!

    Reminds me of when I heard a vort about that one should stay away from eating nuts on Rosh HaShana because the gematria of nut is the same as the gematria of ‘chait’ (sin).

    The rav said, “you know what word ALSO has the gematria of ‘chait’? –

    “CHAIT” does! – Staying away from ‘CHAIT’ is the best segula to not doing chait!

    #766387
    Sacrilege
    Member

    Sarcasm.

    #766388
    MDG
    Participant

    tomim tihye – what’s with the public L”H against Sac ?!?!?!

    #766390
    tomim tihye
    Member

    MDG- I didn’t think an FFB with an IQ of 175 would be insulted.

    (Or was that her LSAT score?)

    #766391
    MDG
    Participant

    Sorry, I didn’t get your humor.

    #766392
    tomim tihye
    Member

    MDG, it’s not L”H; it’s Motzi Shem Ra.

    #766393
    Shrek
    Member

    segula for being productive at work: stay out of the Coffee Room during business hours.

    –Shrek

    #766394
    Sacrilege
    Member

    As long as you are Maskim that it was some sort of Aveira 😉

    TT – I forgive you, even though I wasnt insulted.

    MDG – You are a great referee, I need more of you in my life!

    **Honestly, I didnt even try to read the hebrew, I see hebrew words and my brain shuts down. I think its PTSD from my BY days…

    #766395
    s2021
    Member

    Sacrilege- haha! me2!

    #766396
    tomim tihye
    Member

    Sac- Thanks for that magnanimous gesture.

    #766397
    cshapiro
    Member

    my brother’s rebbe said eat kreplach till 120 and ull live long…

    #766398
    BSD
    Member

    Tell your brother’s rebbe that if you smoke cigarettes till 120 you’ll also live long.

    #766399
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    I don’t believe in the last one.

    #766400
    hanib
    Participant

    always here – lol!

    i only read the title and the last one – i’m the type who reads the endings first.

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