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  • #607375
    ZeesKite
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    No, I’m always serious.

    #917878
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    …blechhh, I hate alchohol, you can get drunk from those things!

    Milk. Now that’s a drink!

    #917879
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    On a scale of 1 to 10 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?

    #917880
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    UV

    #917882

    Sorry baal habooze but there are 26 colors in the alphabet, let me rephrase the Question

    On a scale of 1 to 260 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?

    #917884
    1hocker
    Participant

    Obama!

    #917885
    nanny
    Member

    Yes, Obama. He is currently working day and night through dark and light, rain, hail, sleet, snow, etc. TRYING with all his might to finally find a solution to the shidduch crisis.

    #917886
    tzaddiq
    Member

    “moooo, i’m a goat!” , said the monkey.

    #917887
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    It’s time I stop putting off procastination, and get nothing done once and for all!

    #917888
    AbeF
    Participant

    I smurf you if you smurfing smurf that!!!!

    #917889
    aHeiligeYid
    Member

    Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

    A Bp yid

    #917890
    aHeiligeYid
    Member

    Why, when the lights are out, it’s invisible, but when the stars are out, they are visible?

    A Bp Yid

    #917891
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    (Didn’t know they published the Guide in Yiddish…)

    #917892
    aHeiligeYid
    Member

    Mr One of Many, maybe they did, or maybe they did not.

    A Bp Yid

    #917893
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    That’s Ms. OneOfMany, and I don’t think it would translate well…

    #917894
    PBT
    Member

    Technology would be a great thing if it weren’t for all the machines.

    #917895
    PBT
    Member

    I love working in Customer Service. I just wish I didn’t have to deal with so many people so I could get my work done.

    #917896
    aHeiligeYid
    Member

    To Mr. And Mrs. OOM, even if they didn’t why would it need translation? 🙂

    Signed ZK, er… A BP Yid

    #917898
    aHeiligeYid
    Member

    If a vegetarian eats veggies… What does a humanitarian eat?

    Signed…

    a) ZK

    b) popa_bar_abba

    c) a Zebra

    d) all of the above

    #917899
    aHeiligeYid
    Member

    I vote (d)

    #917900
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    -_- That’s OneOfMany, not TwoOfMany.

    And er…never mind.

    #917901
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    If a vegetarian eats veggies… What does a humanitarian eat?

    Signed…

    a) ZK

    b) popa_bar_abba

    c) a Zebra

    d) all of the above

    1. Wolf http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/best-profession#post-135727

    2. Mepal http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/a-humorous-item/page/28#post-81155

    3. BSD http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/corny-jokes#post-231999

    So none of the above, but 3 of the non-above.

    #917902
    funnybone
    Participant

    Everyone knows that if toast falls it falls on the buttered side. If a cat falls it falls on its legs.

    What happens if you butter the back of a cat?

    #917903
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    The fact that he is still around unblocked, the Mods must have looked into this poster “aHeiligeYid”, and ruled he takeh must be a heilige yid.

    #917904
    aHeiligeYid
    Member

    To Baal habooze, thank you for your kind words, I think, but I am a English and Yiddish speaker who is not a second account, not Joseph, but possibly a Robot.

    Hope that my secret will stay secret (even though I doubt it),

    A BP Yid

    #917905
    aHeiligeYid
    Member

    Oh, and a zebra is ruled out too.

    #917906
    Luna Lovegood
    Participant

    My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them

    #917907
    WIY
    Member

    Luna

    I just pretended to lol

    #917908
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    You? Keep a secret?

    #917909
    2scents
    Participant

    Nah, unprecedented to keep a secret..

    #917910
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    My previous post was “a silly post”, and I had no intention to flatter! aHeiligeYid, you are a perfect bonafide troll and nothing close to that (fake) name you claim to be. Please leave!

    (note: this is NOT a silly post)

    #917911
    aHeiligeYid
    Member

    To Baal haBooze, thanks! Time to go the way of all new posters who were kicked out after two days…. ;(

    R.I.P. a Heilege Yid.

    12/18/12-12/21/12

    #917912
    aHeiligeYid
    Member

    And now…. He’s afraid to answer..

    #917913
    aHeiligeYid
    Member

    Anybody home, mr. Baal? Or still too SCARED post…

    Not trolling….more like ogreing!

    #917914
    tzaddiq
    Member

    mods? alert.

    #917915
    aHeiligeYid
    Member

    Massering or just having fun like the rest of us?

    #917917
    frummy in the tummy
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    #917918
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Thanks Tumm, that’s very funny!

    #917919
    frummy in the tummy
    Participant

    Thanks, HaLeiVi! Did you catch all the subtleties? I’ve never written something like this before, so I’m not sure if I was too subtle.

    #917920
    uneeq
    Member

    Frummy, I got some of it, I just don’t understand the ending, nor how the mirror works out.

    #917921
    frummy in the tummy
    Participant

    uneeq – I realized afterwards that I mistyped one of the names in the last paragraph – BOB grabs a knife from OTTO’s drawer, not from BOB’s, as he is in OTTO’s kitchen. I’m not sure if that threw anyone off.

    Also bear in mind that it’s not necessarily supposed to be a satisfying ending that makes the whole story click, just a confirmation that it in fact is some form of mirror. I was kind of thinking that our friend BOB is stuck in some sort of nether-region where many of his actions are mirrored – obviously not all of them are, as BOB wasn’t cooking his own cheesecake, and they were BOTH somehow in OTTO’s kitchen. I guess I kinda wanted to leave some interpretation up to the reader.

    #917922
    Wisey
    Participant

    Funnybone: perpetual motion

    #917923
    WIY
    Member

    frummy

    I see a lot of depth in this story. I have my own pshat. Sometimes we can be jealous and hate someone else and think that if we try to harm them we will be hapoier or it will grant us success. But the reality is that when we try to do bad to others the one we are hurting most is ourselves.

    #917924
    frummy in the tummy
    Participant

    WIY – I like it; thank you!

    #917926
    tzaddiq
    Member

    “Go on. Ask”

    “You ask!”

    “NO! You ask”

    “Why can’t YOU ask”

    “Fine…..hey, my friend wants to ask you something”

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