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No, I’m always serious.
…blechhh, I hate alchohol, you can get drunk from those things!
Milk. Now that’s a drink!
On a scale of 1 to 10 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?
UV
Sorry baal habooze but there are 26 colors in the alphabet, let me rephrase the Question
On a scale of 1 to 260 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?
Obama!
Yes, Obama. He is currently working day and night through dark and light, rain, hail, sleet, snow, etc. TRYING with all his might to finally find a solution to the shidduch crisis.
“moooo, i’m a goat!” , said the monkey.
It’s time I stop putting off procastination, and get nothing done once and for all!
I smurf you if you smurfing smurf that!!!!
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
A Bp yid
Why, when the lights are out, it’s invisible, but when the stars are out, they are visible?
A Bp Yid
(Didn’t know they published the Guide in Yiddish…)
Mr One of Many, maybe they did, or maybe they did not.
A Bp Yid
That’s Ms. OneOfMany, and I don’t think it would translate well…
Technology would be a great thing if it weren’t for all the machines.
I love working in Customer Service. I just wish I didn’t have to deal with so many people so I could get my work done.
To Mr. And Mrs. OOM, even if they didn’t why would it need translation? 🙂
Signed ZK, er… A BP Yid
If a vegetarian eats veggies… What does a humanitarian eat?
Signed…
a) ZK
b) popa_bar_abba
c) a Zebra
d) all of the above
I vote (d)
-_- That’s OneOfMany, not TwoOfMany.
And er…never mind.
If a vegetarian eats veggies… What does a humanitarian eat?
Signed…
a) ZK
b) popa_bar_abba
c) a Zebra
d) all of the above
1. Wolf http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/best-profession#post-135727
2. Mepal http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/a-humorous-item/page/28#post-81155
3. BSD http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/corny-jokes#post-231999
So none of the above, but 3 of the non-above.
Everyone knows that if toast falls it falls on the buttered side. If a cat falls it falls on its legs.
What happens if you butter the back of a cat?
The fact that he is still around unblocked, the Mods must have looked into this poster “aHeiligeYid”, and ruled he takeh must be a heilige yid.
To Baal habooze, thank you for your kind words, I think, but I am a English and Yiddish speaker who is not a second account, not Joseph, but possibly a Robot.
Hope that my secret will stay secret (even though I doubt it),
A BP Yid
Oh, and a zebra is ruled out too.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them
Luna
I just pretended to lol
You? Keep a secret?
Nah, unprecedented to keep a secret..
My previous post was “a silly post”, and I had no intention to flatter! aHeiligeYid, you are a perfect bonafide troll and nothing close to that (fake) name you claim to be. Please leave!
(note: this is NOT a silly post)
To Baal haBooze, thanks! Time to go the way of all new posters who were kicked out after two days…. ;(
R.I.P. a Heilege Yid.
12/18/12-12/21/12
And now…. He’s afraid to answer..
Anybody home, mr. Baal? Or still too SCARED post…
Not trolling….more like ogreing!
mods? alert.
Massering or just having fun like the rest of us?
Thanks Tumm, that’s very funny!
Thanks, HaLeiVi! Did you catch all the subtleties? I’ve never written something like this before, so I’m not sure if I was too subtle.
Frummy, I got some of it, I just don’t understand the ending, nor how the mirror works out.
uneeq – I realized afterwards that I mistyped one of the names in the last paragraph – BOB grabs a knife from OTTO’s drawer, not from BOB’s, as he is in OTTO’s kitchen. I’m not sure if that threw anyone off.
Also bear in mind that it’s not necessarily supposed to be a satisfying ending that makes the whole story click, just a confirmation that it in fact is some form of mirror. I was kind of thinking that our friend BOB is stuck in some sort of nether-region where many of his actions are mirrored – obviously not all of them are, as BOB wasn’t cooking his own cheesecake, and they were BOTH somehow in OTTO’s kitchen. I guess I kinda wanted to leave some interpretation up to the reader.
Funnybone: perpetual motion
frummy
I see a lot of depth in this story. I have my own pshat. Sometimes we can be jealous and hate someone else and think that if we try to harm them we will be hapoier or it will grant us success. But the reality is that when we try to do bad to others the one we are hurting most is ourselves.
WIY – I like it; thank you!
“Go on. Ask”
“You ask!”
“NO! You ask”
“Why can’t YOU ask”
“Fine…..hey, my friend wants to ask you something”
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