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February 8, 2021 7:10 pm at 7:10 pm #1946365MadeAliyahParticipant
A frum magazine had an article last week suggesting purim costumes made out of cardboard boxes.
That sounds fine until you look at the suggestions, which include dressing up as a fish tank or a tape measure (!) and look extremely uncomfortable, impossible to sit down with and one of them even restricts arm movement to below elbow only.I don’t think any kid who’s friends are dressing up as policemen, builders or pirates is like ‘I really want to be a tape measure!’ (yes I know costumes have evolved, but you get my drift), so I’m guessing it’s the parent who loves the idea and can’t wait to try it out on their sheifele.
Why are we promoting outrageous costumes? Who does that to their children? Is this not bordering on child abuse? Or am I just on a baseless rant?
February 8, 2021 8:42 pm at 8:42 pm #1946383👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou’re on a baseless rant. Nobody suggested forcing the costume on anyone.
February 8, 2021 10:00 pm at 10:00 pm #1946400ujmParticipantThis is certainly one of the important issues worthwhile of discussion.
February 8, 2021 10:00 pm at 10:00 pm #1946401Amil ZolaParticipantMeh, the internet is filled with creative do it yourself costumes, and they also include costumes for children with physical challenges as well.
February 9, 2021 8:02 am at 8:02 am #1946474MadeAliyahParticipantSince you guys think this is normal, I have some more suggestions for you:
February 9, 2021 8:03 am at 8:03 am #1946476MadeAliyahParticipantJEWISH SPACE LASER
Your child will spook out the MTGs of the world!
You will need:
> A space laser costume.
> Paint
> A map of CA forests1. Paint a bigly Star of David on the costume.
2. Put the costume on your child and have them study the map.February 9, 2021 8:04 am at 8:04 am #1946477MadeAliyahParticipantPOLITICIAN
Why not?
You will need:
> A suit, tie and mask with a slogan.
> Camara
> Comfy chair1. Shoot a video of your child ranting about some random topic.
2. Have your child warm the chair.February 9, 2021 8:07 am at 8:07 am #1946478MadeAliyahParticipantHappy Purim!
February 9, 2021 8:29 am at 8:29 am #1946522MadeAliyahParticipantDISCLAIMER: This post contains ideas that are abusive and illegal and they do not represent the views of YWN or the poster.
MONEY IN A LOCKED SAFE
Keep your precious child safe!
You will need:
> Face paint
> A safe large enough for your child1. Paint a dollar sign on your child’s face.
2. Place your child in the safe.
3. Lock the safe. -
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