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  • #602013
    ZeesKite
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    Great opportunity to go skunk hunting. Knows has been turned off. I also feel for the ‘nachash’. Everything I eat tastes the same. So why do people talk lashon hora?

    #850886
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Oy zk,

    I’m sorry for you.

    Maybe Hashem wants to show you how much benefit you get from your nose so you should start saying Asher Yatzar with more kavana

    #850887
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Actualy, you are just the opposite of the Nachash. The tongue has four tastes: bitter, sour, sweat, salty. Many other aspects of taste come the smell. The Nachash had its taste taken away but not its smell, as is clear from many Gemaros discussing how the Nachash likes wine and good meat.

    #850888
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Coffee, I’m not so sure that when you say Asher Yatzar it is from appreciation of the nose…

    #850889
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    basically HaLeivi is saying you’re worse than the Nachash

    #850890
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    HaLeiVi, maybe you misunderstood. Part of the bracha “if one gets stuffed…”. Stuffed knows. Stuffed head. You nose what I mean.

    #850891
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    What’s black and white and red all over? The skunk that ZK just shot!

    #850892
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    42 its also the skunks that got away but have now caught her cold…

    #850893
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    MOD42, a bit too gory. (Are there mods to the mods?) And why would I want to hurt a cute fluffy little skunkie, now?

    #850894
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    MOD42, a bit too gory. (Are there mods to the mods?) And why would I want to hurt a cute fluffy little skunkie, now?

    You can use its tail and fur to make a nice shtreimel. And you can feed its meat to starving children in Africa (not the lost Jewish onesof course).

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