Smartphone vs. Ears

Home Forums Decaffeinated Coffee Controversial Topics Smartphone vs. Ears

Viewing 9 posts - 1 through 9 (of 9 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #1744629

    shmelkyshmelkowitz
    Participant

    Would you rather lose your ears but still hear, but get rid of all smart phones. Or keep your ears but never use a smartphone again. (Filtered, of course.)

    #1744796

    DovidBT
    Participant

    lose your ears but still hear

    ?

    #1744797

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    If you lose your ears but still hear, does that make you immune to ear infections? Can you implant an extra pair of eyes where your ears used to be? Can you replace the smartphones with tablets or iPod Touch?

    #1744842

    Lightbrite
    Participant

    B’esrat Hashem, I’d beg for my ears.

    #1744862

    shmelkyshmelkowitz
    Participant

    no eyes where the ears were, but you may put two and a half fingers on each side

    #1744871

    MalachOfCholent
    Participant

    shmelkysh- you are very funny, but other than enjoying your jokes i really don’t get what you mean…

    you shouldn’t have so many “but”s in one sentence, also both of your options seem to include getting rid of smartphones (which i anyways don’t have) so whats the difference? please elaborate.

    #1744870

    akuperma
    Participant

    Ears are so 20th century — they went out of style along with eyes and brains. We are in the 21st century – smart devices to all your hearing, seeing and thinking for you. If we don’t adapt, the goyim will think we are quaint and old fashioned.

    #1745025

    Neville ChaimBerlin
    Participant

    I’ve never used a smartphone, but I would still go with the first option just to see what it’s like to hear without ears. Sounds fun.

    #1745368

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    If I get another smartphone, do I get another set of ears?

Viewing 9 posts - 1 through 9 (of 9 total)
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.


Trending