Would you rather lose your ears but still hear, but get rid of all smart phones. Or keep your ears but never use a smartphone again. (Filtered, of course.)
lose your ears but still hear
If you lose your ears but still hear, does that make you immune to ear infections? Can you implant an extra pair of eyes where your ears used to be? Can you replace the smartphones with tablets or iPod Touch?
B’esrat Hashem, I’d beg for my ears.
no eyes where the ears were, but you may put two and a half fingers on each side
shmelkysh- you are very funny, but other than enjoying your jokes i really don’t get what you mean…
you shouldn’t have so many “but”s in one sentence, also both of your options seem to include getting rid of smartphones (which i anyways don’t have) so whats the difference? please elaborate.
Ears are so 20th century — they went out of style along with eyes and brains. We are in the 21st century – smart devices to all your hearing, seeing and thinking for you. If we don’t adapt, the goyim will think we are quaint and old fashioned.
I’ve never used a smartphone, but I would still go with the first option just to see what it’s like to hear without ears. Sounds fun.
If I get another smartphone, do I get another set of ears?