What to do if someone you know puts a feather in his cat and calls it macaroni? 🐈

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  • #1266172
    👑RebYidd23
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    A. Tell him that it looks very macaroni indeed.
    B. Tell him those macaronis are ruining Brooklyn with their gentrification.
    C. Tell him that macaronis haven’t been wearing feathers in their hats for a while now.
    D. Ask him why he wants to be macaroni.
    E. Tell him that to be macaroni, he has to listen to obscure music.
    F. Tell him that you can’t be seen talking to a macaroni.
    G. Ask him where his pony is parked.
    H. Worry about his circulation.

    #1266264
    👑RebYidd23
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    I. All of the above.

    #1266337
    Lightbrite
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    Boil it

    #1266388
    Lightbrite
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    If you’re a guy, you can sing him that song about ears hanging lo and wobbling to and fro.

    Or the *I’m a little teapot song*

    #1266421
    👑RebYidd23
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    What does that have to do with being macaroni?

    #1266487
    tobs
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    He obviously just got it or sold it before because otherwise it would be totally Chometz or maybe he renamed it on Pesach

    #1266495
    Lightbrite
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    Because I learned those songs at the same age and probably from the same teachers.

    And yes nothing to do with macaroni.

    #1266503
    👑RebYidd23
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    The other kind of Macaroni.

    #1266541
    WinnieThePooh
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    RebYidd, why is he putting feathers in his cat (see title). Hat, I understand.

    #1266692
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    Maybe cat is the crossbreed of a cap and a hat.

    #1266786
    👑RebYidd23
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    See URL.

    #1266793
    WinnieThePooh
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    are you suggesting somebody edited the title, but not the URL?

    #1266795
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Something like that.

    #1266823
    WinnieThePooh
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    ooh… (suspenseful acapella music in background)
    when the cat’s away the hat comes out to play.

    #1267032
    Lightbrite
    Participant

    What’s the other kind of macaroni?

    #1267133
    👑RebYidd23
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    Hipster,

    #1267505
    tobs
    Participant

    hey! macaroni is a great name for a cat

    #1267537
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    And feathers and cats do go together.

    #1267548
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    How?

    #1268395
    tobs
    Participant

    if it’s a flying cat

    #1268860
    Lightbrite
    Participant

    Finally noticed the word cat and not hat!

    Goshness monsters 😺🐦🐈🐔

    #1268886
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    what happened to my post? Is it racist to talk about cats eating birds? or was that a technical mishap?

    What post?

     

    #1268901
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Why the title change?

    #1268908

    It’s your thread, you tell me.

    #1268929
    WinnieThePooh
    Participant

    The icon in the title looks like a dog, not a cat and definitely not a hat. How do you get it there anyway?

    #1269213
    apushatayid
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    tabby is a much better name for a cat.

    #1269483
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
    Participant

    Huh? I thought we can’t change our own titles – only the moderators can.

    #1269482
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    I sent in a post that didn’t get posted, and I have been told that if I post something and it doesn’t get posted, I am not allowed to guess that it might have been a technical mishap (even if it seemed like a completely harmless post and one for which there would have been no reason for it to have been moderated), and to try to post again. 🙁

    But if</if> you really want to know, I wrote something like this:

    After the cat eats the birds, the feathers are left.

    #1269501
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    True. I just noticed that.

    #1271343
    👑RebYidd23
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    too mainstream

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