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    Me:(to customer service)Thank you.(about to hang up)

    Customer Service Rep: Oh, you’re quite welcome. ma’am. Is there anything else I can help you with at this time?

    Me: No, you’ve been quite helpful, thank you. (about to hang up)

    CSR: Ma’am, I’m so very happy to hear that. If you have any further issues with this matter, feel free to call this number. Do you have a pen?

    Me:(sighs, goes to get one)Yes.

    CSR: Okay, ma’am. I really appreciate you going to get a pen. Are you ready for the number?

    Me: Yes.

    CSR:OK, the number to reach us, should you encounter any issues with this matter in the future is:

    Me: Yes?

    CSR: Wonderful. The number is…may I put you on hold for a moment?

    Me:(no chance to answer)

    CSR:(5 minutes later)So sorry to have kept you waiting. The number you need to call is: 1,672,698,893,000000,432.

    Me: Got it.

    CSR: Great. And your confirmation number is…

    Me:(through gritted teeth)Yes??

    CSR: Hmmm, let’s see, oh yes, here:224,D as in David,4432,C as in Charles,897,zero, zero, OH as on Ohio….Z.

    Me:(deep breath)Yes, I have it. Goodbye.

    CSR: Would you be willing to take a customer service survey?

    Me: No, see, I’m in a rush.

    CSR: Were you not happy with my assistance of you this afternoon, ma’am?

    Me: Of course I was!!Okay, I’ll do the survey.

    GPS-like female voice: Press 1 for likely, 2 for not-so-likely, 3 for I-don’t know,4 for I’m Hispanic, 5 for…..

    Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    The Voice: I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. Did you say “Customer Service Please?”

    Me:(unplugs phone from wall)

    The Voice: We NEVER hang up, we NEVER hang up, We…




    lolz…what does the “z” stand for? (That’s Z as in ZEBRA)


    “LOL” is the signular form, and “LOLZ” is simply the plural.

    Meaning “lol’s” or more than one “lol”


    Oh!!(as in orange)



    (that’s like “laughing out loud” dubstep remix. Laughing out loud out loud out loud out loud)

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