August 29, 2013 11:14 am at 11:14 am #610481
Me:(to customer service)Thank you.(about to hang up)
Customer Service Rep: Oh, you’re quite welcome. ma’am. Is there anything else I can help you with at this time?
Me: No, you’ve been quite helpful, thank you. (about to hang up)
CSR: Ma’am, I’m so very happy to hear that. If you have any further issues with this matter, feel free to call this number. Do you have a pen?
Me:(sighs, goes to get one)Yes.
CSR: Okay, ma’am. I really appreciate you going to get a pen. Are you ready for the number?
CSR:OK, the number to reach us, should you encounter any issues with this matter in the future is:
CSR: Wonderful. The number is…may I put you on hold for a moment?
Me:(no chance to answer)
CSR:(5 minutes later)So sorry to have kept you waiting. The number you need to call is: 1,672,698,893,000000,432.
Me: Got it.
CSR: Great. And your confirmation number is…
Me:(through gritted teeth)Yes??
CSR: Hmmm, let’s see, oh yes, here:224,D as in David,4432,C as in Charles,897,zero, zero, OH as on Ohio….Z.
Me:(deep breath)Yes, I have it. Goodbye.
CSR: Would you be willing to take a customer service survey?
Me: No, see, I’m in a rush.
CSR: Were you not happy with my assistance of you this afternoon, ma’am?
Me: Of course I was!!Okay, I’ll do the survey.
GPS-like female voice: Press 1 for likely, 2 for not-so-likely, 3 for I-don’t know,4 for I’m Hispanic, 5 for…..
The Voice: I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. Did you say “Customer Service Please?”
Me:(unplugs phone from wall)
The Voice: We NEVER hang up, we NEVER hang up, We…August 29, 2013 3:41 pm at 3:41 pm #972501the-art-of-moiParticipant
lolz!August 29, 2013 4:49 pm at 4:49 pm #972502
lolz…what does the “z” stand for? (That’s Z as in ZEBRA)August 29, 2013 8:32 pm at 8:32 pm #972503the-art-of-moiParticipant
“LOL” is the signular form, and “LOLZ” is simply the plural.
Meaning “lol’s” or more than one “lol”August 29, 2013 8:46 pm at 8:46 pm #972504
Oh!!(as in orange)August 29, 2013 10:45 pm at 10:45 pm #972505LevAryehMember
(that’s like “laughing out loud” dubstep remix. Laughing out loud out loud out loud out loud)
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