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    eclipse
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    Me:(to customer service)Thank you.(about to hang up)

    Customer Service Rep: Oh, you’re quite welcome. ma’am. Is there anything else I can help you with at this time?

    Me: No, you’ve been quite helpful, thank you. (about to hang up)

    CSR: Ma’am, I’m so very happy to hear that. If you have any further issues with this matter, feel free to call this number. Do you have a pen?

    Me:(sighs, goes to get one)Yes.

    CSR: Okay, ma’am. I really appreciate you going to get a pen. Are you ready for the number?

    Me: Yes.

    CSR:OK, the number to reach us, should you encounter any issues with this matter in the future is:

    Me: Yes?

    CSR: Wonderful. The number is…may I put you on hold for a moment?

    Me:(no chance to answer)

    CSR:(5 minutes later)So sorry to have kept you waiting. The number you need to call is: 1,672,698,893,000000,432.

    Me: Got it.

    CSR: Great. And your confirmation number is…

    Me:(through gritted teeth)Yes??

    CSR: Hmmm, let’s see, oh yes, here:224,D as in David,4432,C as in Charles,897,zero, zero, OH as on Ohio….Z.

    Me:(deep breath)Yes, I have it. Goodbye.

    CSR: Would you be willing to take a customer service survey?

    Me: No, see, I’m in a rush.

    CSR: Were you not happy with my assistance of you this afternoon, ma’am?

    Me: Of course I was!!Okay, I’ll do the survey.

    GPS-like female voice: Press 1 for likely, 2 for not-so-likely, 3 for I-don’t know,4 for I’m Hispanic, 5 for…..

    Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    The Voice: I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. Did you say “Customer Service Please?”

    Me:(unplugs phone from wall)

    The Voice: We NEVER hang up, we NEVER hang up, We…

    #972501
    the-art-of-moi
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    lolz!

    #972502
    eclipse
    Member

    lolz…what does the “z” stand for? (That’s Z as in ZEBRA)

    #972503
    the-art-of-moi
    Participant

    “LOL” is the signular form, and “LOLZ” is simply the plural.

    Meaning “lol’s” or more than one “lol”

    #972504
    eclipse
    Member

    Oh!!(as in orange)

    #972505
    LevAryeh
    Member

    LOLOLOLOLOL!

    (that’s like “laughing out loud” dubstep remix. Laughing out loud out loud out loud out loud)

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