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    eclipse
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    Parental:

    1. Don’t forget to…………..or you could…. chas v’sholom!

    2. How many times do I have to…..?

    3. Please wear your……because……..

    4. It’s not okay to…………

    5. Did you remember to……?

    Children-al:

    1. But Ima, EVERYone…………!

    2. I’m telling you, the teacher HATES me;she always/never……….

    3. Pleeeeeeease can I………just this once?

    4. I’ll totally ……….but can I do it later?

    5. You’re the best mother in the whoooooole……….!

    #970780
    LevAryeh
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    You forgot the best children-al one:

    But EVERYONE in my class has a…

    (like one kid has it)

    #970781
    eclipse
    Member

    Thanks!:)By the way your shidduch date sketch is very funny.

    #970782
    LevAryeh
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    Thanks! Women tend to like that one over the aveirah and chumrah song. I haven’t actually ever been on a shidduch date yet, so it may have been a little inaccurate 🙂

    #970783

    Lev aryeh- They even like the joke?

    #970784
    eclipse
    Member

    If it was accurate it would have been your last:)

    #970785

    I’ll be your best friend if…

    #970786
    Shopping613 🌠
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    I didnt see it! Where can I see it eclipse?

    #970787
    LevAryeh
    Member

    @This name is already taken – Please restate your question in English.

    @Shopping613 – Search YouTube for “Things Not To Say On A Shidduch Date”. It’s on the same channel as The Aveirah Song.

    #970788
    eclipse
    Member

    I saw it on Matzav.com ages ago,so you’d prob have to “search the archives” or something.

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    Shopping613 🌠
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    Oh that….why did you call it a sketch? A sketch is a drawing, no???

    #970790
    oomis
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    Thanks! Women tend to like that one over the aveirah and chumrah song. I haven’t actually ever been on a shidduch date yet, so it may have been a little inaccurate 🙂 “

    Nope, I actually went out with a guy like one of them, and that was forty years ago!

    #970791
    LevAryeh
    Member

    Shopping – Look up sketch comedy on wikipedia.

    #970792

    Shopping613, “sketch” is also a term that means a comedy act.

    #970793
    jewishdude
    Member

    speaking of speeches we know by heart, does anyone know how to cough by heart?

    #970794
    BoruchSchwartz
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    @ jewishdude

    I know someone who tried to cough by heart and he ended up coughing up blood. If successful it can be great, but there is no question, its a big risk.

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    Shopping613 🌠
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    Cough by heart?????

    I thought the word was skit, and sketch is hebrew, no????? That’s what they say in hebrew, and so when i learned it i just thought it was the hebrew word for skit or something…

    #970796

    Sketch is an English word. It could be Hebrew slang, or a cognate, or one of those English words that has wormed its way into common usage in Israel. But it is definitely an English word.

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    Sam2
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    To Be or not to Be

    the Gettysburg Address

    Moshe Rabbeinu’s final address to Am Yisrael

    #970798

    sam2- you mean all of sefer devarim?

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    Sam2
    Participant

    RF: 🙂

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