Stamp Out the Accursed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

BS”D

But why is it muttar to slaughter this two legged animal and not, say, a lion or tiger who is far more of a direct threat to anyone it comes into contact with than this little windbag wannabe Homon who is such a flyweight that when Moshiach comes (or when the Iranian people overthrow the evil regime) and he is hanged, someone will have to fasten his little windbag wannabe Herr Oberrabbiner friend Freeky Freedy to his spindly little legs in order to make sure he is of sufficient weight to hang properly! (Hmm..wind and hot air weigh next to nothing so we’re still only up to 30 kilos between the 2 of them – I guess Scheiss Weiss will have to be tied on as well for the hanging to take place properly)!

On the other hand, if, as I suspect, he is a descendant of Amalek through Agag and either a sibling of Homon Horosho or one of Homon’s children who escaped the end of the Purim ness, then it is a mitzvah to kill him. But I think we will need Moshiach to make that determination, and today’s emasculated Mossad and CIA is not in a position to wipe him out so we will have to wait for either Moshiach or a revolution in Iran.