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  • #601617
    popa_bar_abba
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    So today I’m in a Starbucks near Scranton. And lemme tell you, this is middle America. It is very strange to order the same coffee here, but I’m sure it doesn’t taste the same. And there is country music playing on the speakers.

    #843285
    soliek
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    loooooooooooool yeah i love eastern pennsylvania 😀 so many small towns with authentic rednecks 😀

    #843286
    popa_bar_abba
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    Is it ok if I’m writing all this, and reading this thread, and maybe the locals are gonna see?

    Say, I’m just thinking, why don’t all the OOT girls come here and date these guys? That one still has a tooth.

    #843287
    BTGuy
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    If Middle America can be found already by Scranton, that would make the middle quite large and the sides very narrow. Why can’t Middle America be more in the middle?

    #843288
    popa_bar_abba
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    If Middle America can be found already by Scranton, that would make the middle quite large and the sides very narrow

    Yes, look at the electoral maps.

    #843289

    “…And there is country music playing on the speakers. ”

    The horror!

    #843290
    BTGuy
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    Hi PBA.

    I was just kidding around.

    Have a great Shabbos!

    : D

    #843291
    wanderingchana
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    Isn’t there a yeshiva in Scranton? FYI, You’re in the Appalachians. Middle, middle America is 1000 miles or so from you.

    #843292
    popa_bar_abba
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    There is a yeshiva in Scranton.

    Middle America refers to: “The American heartland thought of as being made up of small towns, small cities, and suburbs.”

    #843293
    squeak
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    How do you stay in the drive thru all day?

    #843294
    popa_bar_abba
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    How do you stay in the drive thru all day?

    Drive through? It’s a drive in! You park in rows in the field, tune your radio to the starbucks channel, and sit on the hood of your car.

    #843295
    squeak
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    Will you tell us how to go from Long Island to Scranton without tolls sometime? Its easy, but not worth the 1$ savings.

    #843296
    popa_bar_abba
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    I presume you are referring to the Del. Water Gap toll? You can avoid it by taking I-84. Not much longer, and if you are coming from Monsey probably much quicker.

    #843297
    squeak
    Participant

    Coming from Monsey you pay a toll to get to 84

    #843298
    squeak
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    But you got the right idea. If you drive up through the Bronx and take the Saw Mill up you can connect with 84 toll free.

    #843299
    popa_bar_abba
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    Take the pallisades to route 6.

    Besides, it serves you right for coming from monsey. You should come from a civilized place like Massachusetts.

    #843300
    squeak
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    Maskim 100%

    Romney 2012, right? Feh

    #843301
    ayshoshee
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    u said near scranton which means not scranton so dont diss it- it happens to be a very nice and small out of town community

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