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In fact, quite the opposite. Once there was a guy who left the house to take the bus to work. He saw his enemy and turned around to slap him and missed the bus. Later he found out that that bus had crashed.
What, do you mean, a story with no moral? I think the moral in that bus story is painfully obvious.
The bus crashed because the guy was not there to save it.
And then he died from the agony of the stirah.
ah rebyidd,
however if he was on that bus he wouldve been taken to the hospital where they would have found a tumor in his chest which ruptured and caused a heart attack
Every story has an infinite number of morals.
The worst are morals with no story.
rebyidd,
the moral of the story is obvious
you cant escape fate
The moral of the story is so obvious I’m surprised nobody’s got it yet:
‘Punch people in the face if you don’t like them, and it’ll turn out for the best”.
“I can’t tell you just now what the moral of that is, but I shall remember it in a bit.”
“Perhaps it hasn’t one,” Alice ventured to remark.
“Tut, tut, child!” said the Duchess. “Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.”
Hmm, there’s a lesson in all this.
Okay. Let’s hear it.
Never let sixty angry kids use a herd
of laser cows to take over your house.
The moral of the bus story:
Yidden are not allowed to have enemies.
Since the story says that this person DID have an enemy, it must have been refering to a Rasha who it is a mitza to hate.
Since he was trying to do a mitzva (slapping the Rasha), he was saved from being on the bus that crashed.
BSD
Goldilocks: great spin on the story!
if it is true that one is allowed slap a rasha, then you are a great dan l’caf zcuser (is there a better word for that?)
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