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  • #608384
    Curiosity
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    Who is the idiot, jerk engineer that created these plastic milk jugs that are shaped so inconveniently for pouring milk???!! Every time I pour milk from a new container it dribbles right onto the side of the jug!!! I mean….SERIOUSLY? And to add insult to injury, why do they make these cereal bags so darn hard to open without ripping the bag in half?

    #1028054
    BYbychoice
    Member

    isnt it obvious? as long as its better for the envierment its ok,who cars if you need to waste a napkin cleaning up the side of the jug,there by killing more trees, welcome to americans haha

    and teh cereal…well thats just to get on your nerves

    #1028055
    Torah613Torah
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    powdered pudding packets

    #1028056

    I once saw someone with a TV screen built into a steering wheel of a car. Not sure how that works.

    #1028057
    Curiosity
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    There used to be a show on tv about a mechanic shop that would surprise unsuspecting car enthusiasts by decking out their old cars and making them super nice, and I remember they once put LCD screens on some guy’s truck’s mudflaps… if that’s not a stupid invention, I don’t know what is.

    #1028058
    Toi
    Participant

    hmmm. sliced bread.

    #1028059
    Yserbius123
    Participant

    Bottled water.

    I’m looking at you, my wife whom I love and respect very much.

    #1028060
    Mammele
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    Y123: Huh?

    #1028061
    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
    Participant

    The left-handed corkscrew and the flytrap invented by the same inventor… 🙂

    #1028062
    ThePurpleOne
    Member

    how about lets be optimistic and say the greatest inventions?!!? ill start.. A chill pill!! records soo well, its amazing!! and i got one for 99 cents.. i would have paid up to 50$ for it tho!!

    #1028063
    SaysMe
    Member

    purple- what a chill pill?

    Dumbest- banana slicer

    smartest- the snooze button!

    #1028064
    ThePurpleOne
    Member

    look it up on amazon.. its basically a small gadget that u put in the headphone slot on ur ipod and u record beautifully!! soo cheappp…

    #1028065
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    The ipod touch records without any added gadget. And on that note, thee ipod touch is a very cool invention.

    Annoying invention – those credit card readers that never seem to work, and the touch screen that u are supposed to sign that also doesn’t work. The kind of readers where you just waive your card in front of it is awesome – and so is the touchscreen when it works.

    #1028066
    👑RebYidd23
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    Laser guided scissors were considered to be brilliant until someone noticed the problem.

    #1028067

    I am a lefty so the greatest inventions are the special one’s they make for lefties ( do you know how difficult it is for a lefty to use a regular can opener? and don’t get me started about scissors!)

    #1028068
    Malbim
    Member

    Just accept it.

    #1028069
    TheGoq
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    #1028070
    Malbim
    Member

    The Goq, I don’t understand what you are saying.

    #1028071
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Acceptance is overrated.

    #1028072
    Malbim
    Member

    RebYidd23, only for you that is.

    #1028073
    yentachaya
    Participant

    @Curiosity:

    Come to Israel, we have milk bags 🙂

    #1028074
    Malbim
    Member

    @yentachaya, that is the way milk containers should be.

    #1028075
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Malbim, are you left-handed? Things designed for left-handed people are important. Except for left-handed corkscrews, because standard corkscrews are not harder for left-handed people to use.

    Acceptance of right-handed objects is ridiculous for a left-handed person unless the left-handed version is significantly more expensive or somehow inferior.

    #1028076
    Malbim
    Member

    RebYidd23, yes are you though.

    #1028077
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I am not familiar with the use of though as an adjective.

    #1028078
    Malbim
    Member

    RebYidd23, Mazel Tov.

    #1028079
    oyyoyyoy
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    i hate when you pour milk and after the pouring is done you realize besides for filling up your kashi bran, it dribbled down the side of the bottle all over the table

    #1028080
    Malbim
    Member

    oyyoyyoy, get raw milk then.

    #1028081
    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    not sure if u mean cow or not

    #1392808
    Lightbrite
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    Why don’t they make left-handed dollar bills?

    #1392841
    lesschumras
    Participant

    I’ve nbever dribbled mmilk on the container so I’ve no idea what your talking about. Those milk bbags are a pain to use. First you have to cut the corner ( not always easy) and then pour without getting it all over yourself or the table

    #1392864
    Meno
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    I just thought of a great invention.

    I’m not gonna say it here because I don’t want someone to steal it, but you’ll have to trust me that it’s awesome.

    #1392916
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Solar powered flashlight?

    #1392925
    Meno
    Participant

    Solar powered flashlight?

    You know I would’ve gone 50/50 with you, but you had to go and ruin it for both of us. Thanks

    #1392952
    DovidBT
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    You can have my invention: You know those ejection seats that military jets have? How about an earthquake-ejection-bed. If an earthquake occurs while you’re sleeping, your bed ejects you 200 feet into the air, and you safely land with your parachute.

    #1393203
    Meno
    Participant

    But where would you land?

    #1393981
    DovidBT
    Participant

    In a safe, clear area, where you won’t be crushed inside a collapsing building.

    #1394021
    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
    Participant

    You can have my invention: You know those ejection seats that military jets have? How about an earthquake-ejection-bed. If an earthquake occurs while you’re sleeping, your bed ejects you 200 feet into the air, and you safely land with your parachute.

    Ouch. That would mean hitting my head against my ceiling pretty hard.

    #1394070
    Lightbrite
    Participant

    DovidBT’s invention is the solution to sinkholes! Can you make them eject entire homes too?

    #1394087
    Meno
    Participant

    Ouch. That would mean hitting my head against my ceiling pretty hard.

    Check the weather forecast before you go to sleep. If they predict an earthquake, sleep on the roof.

    #1394428
    iacisrmma
    Participant

    Based on some of the latest questions and comments to the CR:

    keyboards and touch pads

    #1394448
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Cordless extension cords (ht SW)

    #1395096
    DovidBT
    Participant

    A portable one-cow dairy that you can put in a spare room.

    #1395152
    Lightbrite
    Participant

    Disposable trash cans

    #1395229
    ezrahoerster
    Participant

    _Check the weather forecast before you go to sleep. If they predict an earthquake, sleep on the roof._

    Can you imagine the malfunctions??

    #1395270
    Lightbrite
    Participant

    If an earthquake was coming, wouldn’t it make more sense to sleep in an open field on one of those huge air mattresses that firefighters inflate at the bottom of buildings for people to land on, and stunt people use for the same purposes?

    Maybe add a net on the top of it so you can’t bounce out.

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