February 28, 2013 6:30 am at 6:30 am #608384CuriosityParticipant
Who is the idiot, jerk engineer that created these plastic milk jugs that are shaped so inconveniently for pouring milk???!! Every time I pour milk from a new container it dribbles right onto the side of the jug!!! I mean….SERIOUSLY? And to add insult to injury, why do they make these cereal bags so darn hard to open without ripping the bag in half?February 28, 2013 6:44 am at 6:44 am #1028054BYbychoiceMember
isnt it obvious? as long as its better for the envierment its ok,who cars if you need to waste a napkin cleaning up the side of the jug,there by killing more trees, welcome to americans haha
and teh cereal…well thats just to get on your nervesMarch 1, 2013 1:51 am at 1:51 am #1028055Torah613TorahParticipant
powdered pudding packetsMarch 1, 2013 2:12 am at 2:12 am #1028056SecularFrummyMember
I once saw someone with a TV screen built into a steering wheel of a car. Not sure how that works.March 1, 2013 6:05 am at 6:05 am #1028057CuriosityParticipant
There used to be a show on tv about a mechanic shop that would surprise unsuspecting car enthusiasts by decking out their old cars and making them super nice, and I remember they once put LCD screens on some guy’s truck’s mudflaps… if that’s not a stupid invention, I don’t know what is.March 1, 2013 8:28 am at 8:28 am #1028058ToiParticipant
hmmm. sliced bread.March 1, 2013 2:54 pm at 2:54 pm #1028059Yserbius123Participant
I’m looking at you, my wife whom I love and respect very much.March 1, 2013 4:45 pm at 4:45 pm #1028060MammeleParticipant
Y123: Huh?March 1, 2013 5:12 pm at 5:12 pm #1028061🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipant
The left-handed corkscrew and the flytrap invented by the same inventor… 🙂March 1, 2013 6:33 pm at 6:33 pm #1028062ThePurpleOneMember
how about lets be optimistic and say the greatest inventions?!!? ill start.. A chill pill!! records soo well, its amazing!! and i got one for 99 cents.. i would have paid up to 50$ for it tho!!March 1, 2013 6:42 pm at 6:42 pm #1028063SaysMeMember
purple- what a chill pill?
Dumbest- banana slicer
smartest- the snooze button!March 1, 2013 7:09 pm at 7:09 pm #1028064ThePurpleOneMember
look it up on amazon.. its basically a small gadget that u put in the headphone slot on ur ipod and u record beautifully!! soo cheappp…March 3, 2013 7:34 pm at 7:34 pm #1028065YW Moderator-42Moderator
The ipod touch records without any added gadget. And on that note, thee ipod touch is a very cool invention.
Annoying invention – those credit card readers that never seem to work, and the touch screen that u are supposed to sign that also doesn’t work. The kind of readers where you just waive your card in front of it is awesome – and so is the touchscreen when it works.August 14, 2014 10:14 pm at 10:14 pm #1028066
Laser guided scissors were considered to be brilliant until someone noticed the problem.August 15, 2014 1:01 am at 1:01 am #1028067To be or not to beMember
I am a lefty so the greatest inventions are the special one’s they make for lefties ( do you know how difficult it is for a lefty to use a regular can opener? and don’t get me started about scissors!)August 15, 2014 7:19 pm at 7:19 pm #1028068
Just accept it.August 15, 2014 7:48 pm at 7:48 pm #1028069TheGoqParticipantAugust 15, 2014 8:31 pm at 8:31 pm #1028070
The Goq, I don’t understand what you are saying.August 15, 2014 8:52 pm at 8:52 pm #1028071
Acceptance is overrated.August 15, 2014 10:42 pm at 10:42 pm #1028072
RebYidd23, only for you that is.August 16, 2014 11:42 pm at 11:42 pm #1028073August 17, 2014 2:50 am at 2:50 am #1028074August 17, 2014 4:29 am at 4:29 am #1028075
Malbim, are you left-handed? Things designed for left-handed people are important. Except for left-handed corkscrews, because standard corkscrews are not harder for left-handed people to use.
Acceptance of right-handed objects is ridiculous for a left-handed person unless the left-handed version is significantly more expensive or somehow inferior.August 17, 2014 4:41 am at 4:41 am #1028076
RebYidd23, yes are you though.August 17, 2014 4:48 am at 4:48 am #1028077
I am not familiar with the use of though as an adjective.August 17, 2014 5:26 am at 5:26 am #1028078
RebYidd23, Mazel Tov.August 17, 2014 10:16 pm at 10:16 pm #1028079oyyoyyoyParticipant
i hate when you pour milk and after the pouring is done you realize besides for filling up your kashi bran, it dribbled down the side of the bottle all over the tableAugust 18, 2014 2:49 am at 2:49 am #1028080
oyyoyyoy, get raw milk then.August 18, 2014 11:13 am at 11:13 am #1028081oyyoyyoyParticipant
not sure if u mean cow or notNovember 1, 2017 7:26 am at 7:26 am #1392808
Why don’t they make left-handed dollar bills?November 1, 2017 9:05 am at 9:05 am #1392841lesschumrasParticipant
I’ve nbever dribbled mmilk on the container so I’ve no idea what your talking about. Those milk bbags are a pain to use. First you have to cut the corner ( not always easy) and then pour without getting it all over yourself or the tableNovember 1, 2017 9:31 am at 9:31 am #1392864
I just thought of a great invention.
I’m not gonna say it here because I don’t want someone to steal it, but you’ll have to trust me that it’s awesome.November 1, 2017 10:18 am at 10:18 am #1392916☕ DaasYochid ☕Participant
Solar powered flashlight?November 1, 2017 10:23 am at 10:23 am #1392925
Solar powered flashlight?
You know I would’ve gone 50/50 with you, but you had to go and ruin it for both of us. ThanksNovember 1, 2017 11:25 am at 11:25 am #1392952
You can have my invention: You know those ejection seats that military jets have? How about an earthquake-ejection-bed. If an earthquake occurs while you’re sleeping, your bed ejects you 200 feet into the air, and you safely land with your parachute.November 1, 2017 2:18 pm at 2:18 pm #1393203
But where would you land?November 1, 2017 5:24 pm at 5:24 pm #1393981
In a safe, clear area, where you won’t be crushed inside a collapsing building.November 1, 2017 7:26 pm at 7:26 pm #1394021🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipant
You can have my invention: You know those ejection seats that military jets have? How about an earthquake-ejection-bed. If an earthquake occurs while you’re sleeping, your bed ejects you 200 feet into the air, and you safely land with your parachute.
Ouch. That would mean hitting my head against my ceiling pretty hard.November 1, 2017 10:14 pm at 10:14 pm #1394070
DovidBT’s invention is the solution to sinkholes! Can you make them eject entire homes too?November 1, 2017 10:33 pm at 10:33 pm #1394087
Ouch. That would mean hitting my head against my ceiling pretty hard.
Check the weather forecast before you go to sleep. If they predict an earthquake, sleep on the roof.November 2, 2017 11:13 am at 11:13 am #1394428iacisrmmaParticipant
Based on some of the latest questions and comments to the CR:
keyboards and touch padsNovember 2, 2017 12:10 pm at 12:10 pm #1394448☕ DaasYochid ☕Participant
Cordless extension cords (ht SW)November 2, 2017 6:21 pm at 6:21 pm #1395096
A portable one-cow dairy that you can put in a spare room.November 2, 2017 9:47 pm at 9:47 pm #1395152
Disposable trash cansNovember 3, 2017 1:07 am at 1:07 am #1395229ezrahoersterParticipant
_Check the weather forecast before you go to sleep. If they predict an earthquake, sleep on the roof._
Can you imagine the malfunctions??November 3, 2017 7:10 am at 7:10 am #1395270
If an earthquake was coming, wouldn’t it make more sense to sleep in an open field on one of those huge air mattresses that firefighters inflate at the bottom of buildings for people to land on, and stunt people use for the same purposes?
Maybe add a net on the top of it so you can’t bounce out.
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