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Who is the idiot, jerk engineer that created these plastic milk jugs that are shaped so inconveniently for pouring milk???!! Every time I pour milk from a new container it dribbles right onto the side of the jug!!! I mean….SERIOUSLY? And to add insult to injury, why do they make these cereal bags so darn hard to open without ripping the bag in half?
isnt it obvious? as long as its better for the envierment its ok,who cars if you need to waste a napkin cleaning up the side of the jug,there by killing more trees, welcome to americans haha
and teh cereal…well thats just to get on your nerves
powdered pudding packets
I once saw someone with a TV screen built into a steering wheel of a car. Not sure how that works.
hmmm. sliced bread.
Bottled water.
I’m looking at you, my wife whom I love and respect very much.
Y123: Huh?
The left-handed corkscrew and the flytrap invented by the same inventor… 🙂
how about lets be optimistic and say the greatest inventions?!!? ill start.. A chill pill!! records soo well, its amazing!! and i got one for 99 cents.. i would have paid up to 50$ for it tho!!
purple- what a chill pill?
Dumbest- banana slicer
smartest- the snooze button!
look it up on amazon.. its basically a small gadget that u put in the headphone slot on ur ipod and u record beautifully!! soo cheappp…
The ipod touch records without any added gadget. And on that note, thee ipod touch is a very cool invention.
Annoying invention – those credit card readers that never seem to work, and the touch screen that u are supposed to sign that also doesn’t work. The kind of readers where you just waive your card in front of it is awesome – and so is the touchscreen when it works.
Laser guided scissors were considered to be brilliant until someone noticed the problem.
I am a lefty so the greatest inventions are the special one’s they make for lefties ( do you know how difficult it is for a lefty to use a regular can opener? and don’t get me started about scissors!)
Just accept it.
The Goq, I don’t understand what you are saying.
Acceptance is overrated.
RebYidd23, only for you that is.
Come to Israel, we have milk bags 🙂
@yentachaya, that is the way milk containers should be.
Malbim, are you left-handed? Things designed for left-handed people are important. Except for left-handed corkscrews, because standard corkscrews are not harder for left-handed people to use.
Acceptance of right-handed objects is ridiculous for a left-handed person unless the left-handed version is significantly more expensive or somehow inferior.
RebYidd23, yes are you though.
I am not familiar with the use of though as an adjective.
RebYidd23, Mazel Tov.
i hate when you pour milk and after the pouring is done you realize besides for filling up your kashi bran, it dribbled down the side of the bottle all over the table
oyyoyyoy, get raw milk then.
not sure if u mean cow or not
Why don’t they make left-handed dollar bills?
I’ve nbever dribbled mmilk on the container so I’ve no idea what your talking about. Those milk bbags are a pain to use. First you have to cut the corner ( not always easy) and then pour without getting it all over yourself or the table
I just thought of a great invention.
I’m not gonna say it here because I don’t want someone to steal it, but you’ll have to trust me that it’s awesome.
Solar powered flashlight?
Solar powered flashlight?
You know I would’ve gone 50/50 with you, but you had to go and ruin it for both of us. Thanks
You can have my invention: You know those ejection seats that military jets have? How about an earthquake-ejection-bed. If an earthquake occurs while you’re sleeping, your bed ejects you 200 feet into the air, and you safely land with your parachute.
But where would you land?
In a safe, clear area, where you won’t be crushed inside a collapsing building.
You can have my invention: You know those ejection seats that military jets have? How about an earthquake-ejection-bed. If an earthquake occurs while you’re sleeping, your bed ejects you 200 feet into the air, and you safely land with your parachute.
Ouch. That would mean hitting my head against my ceiling pretty hard.
DovidBT’s invention is the solution to sinkholes! Can you make them eject entire homes too?
Ouch. That would mean hitting my head against my ceiling pretty hard.
Check the weather forecast before you go to sleep. If they predict an earthquake, sleep on the roof.
Based on some of the latest questions and comments to the CR:
keyboards and touch pads
Cordless extension cords (ht SW)
A portable one-cow dairy that you can put in a spare room.
Disposable trash cans
_Check the weather forecast before you go to sleep. If they predict an earthquake, sleep on the roof._
Can you imagine the malfunctions??
If an earthquake was coming, wouldn’t it make more sense to sleep in an open field on one of those huge air mattresses that firefighters inflate at the bottom of buildings for people to land on, and stunt people use for the same purposes?
Maybe add a net on the top of it so you can’t bounce out.
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