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  • #2154286
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
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    I am on a plane. But it is not a good plane. In fact, I would say it is a very bad plane. But that is ok. Because I have a window seat. Other people do not have a window seat. So for them it is not ok.

    #2154338
    CTLAWYER
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    @troll
    Good luck to you.
    I am sorry you fly on bad planes.
    That said I only book/fly in aisle seats, not interested in the curved wall of the window seat.
    I like to get up at will and stretch my legs.
    When Mrs. CTL was still alive we always booked aisle seats across from each other.
    The only time I fly seated in a window seat is when it is also an aisle seat in private planes.

    #2154339
    DontMindMe
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    I think it’s time YWN put it place age restrictions on commenters. Let’s start with ages 8+ and go from there.

    #2154344
    ujm
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    Today’s session is over. We’ll see you next week.

    #2154379
    yungermanS
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    I pray that you’re on a plane to the holy land and remain there forever.

    #2154362
    Little Froggie
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    I once (OK a few times) had a better seat. It was a window seat. The front window. And I had the fun of flying it.

    #2154398
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Aisle seat rocks!

    (Get claustrophobic otherwise 😏)

    #2154404
    SamEiger
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    Have a safe trip and return safely BE”H

    #2154415
    maskildoresh
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    Zaphod,

    I too suffer from existential angst.
    Sometimes I think I am Frog. Other times I am Toad.
    Sometimes I feel like Benjamin Compton.
    These days, I am usually Claude Frollo.

    #2154423
    efshar azoi
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    oy planes
    such pains
    can make you insane
    are you going to maine
    ich mein?

    #2154468
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
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    I am not going to Maine. And I am not going to Eretz Yisrael either. But I will be going there on Monday. And aisle seats are only OK if the person by the window has good bladder control.

    #2154470
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
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    @dontmindme, I have an even better idea. YWN should start putting spelling/grammar restrictions on posters. If you can’t post coherently, then don’t post.

    (I am not saying that your post was incoherent. I am saying I just think it would be a better idea in general. If an 8 year old can post coherently, there’s no reason for us not to let him to. There’s plenty reason for his parents not to let him to, but not us.)

    #2154489
    Gadolhadorah
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    Has anyone recently made an effort to push you out of the emergency exit in flight? If so, Happy Landings.

    #2154501
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Participant

    Thank you, that’s very kind.

    #2154517
    Little Froggie
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    It’s called a Good Achis!!

    #2154532
    yungermanS
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    Instead of being so fancy. Why don’t you just stick with simple and plane which leads to humility and the road to greatness.

    #2154575
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Participant

    Gut voch to all.

    @yungermanS
    Because then I would still be walking, and shabbos would probably not have been as enjoyable.

    #2154671
    farfetchedpshat
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    I’m beginning to notice that it’s hard to construct anything about any personality on the internet based on what they write. (Such as troll/not, smart/not, age, etc.)

    If anything, trying too hard kind of messes with you. Too many possibilities. And often too hard to guess tone in plain writing.

    #2154905
    Little Froggie
    Participant

    Are you kidding?!? Planes fly in the clouds!!! That’s where all the internet stuff is… Cloud based

    #2155073
    zen3344
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    Zaphod, that’s because you’re not on an airplane. You’re on a Vogon ship. Seek out the Dentrassi. They may be able to provide a kosher meal while you’re listening to Vogon poetry.

    #2155070
    Paw patrol 123
    Participant

    Wait, are you telling me that if I want to access my internet, I just have to go into the clouds? The simple ways to access things are just insane.

    #2155135
    ☕️coffee addict
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    Paw,

    That’s why the things found on the internet aren’t Torah

    לא בשמים היא

    #2155205
    Paw patrol 123
    Participant

    I hear

    #2155208
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Participant

    @zen
    This time I wasn’t flying Vogon interplanetary. But some of the stewardesses were just as bad. Not exactly a heart of gold if you know what I’m saying.

    #2155296
    ☕️coffee addict
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    “This time I wasn’t flying Vogon interplanetary. But some of the stewardesses were just as bad. Not exactly a heart of gold if you know what I’m saying.”

    You flew spirit?

    #2155363
    Paw patrol 123
    Participant

    no wow airlines

    #2155424
    Teal
    Participant

    Talking about flying…. anyone flew recently and had a very bad experience with the tsa security. I did and want to know where I can put my complaints forward to? Is it to the ag of ny?

    #2155462
    maskildoresh
    Participant

    Trilliant, Zaphod.

    #2155474
    DontMindMe
    Participant

    Wow, this thread is still alive….
    Zaphod, I’m sorry I mistyped a letter.
    And I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. But while people obviously don’t come into the CR to make constructive use of their time, they also don’t want to completely waste their time. And posting nonsensical topics meaning and saying nothing does waste the time of those who click on it.

    #2155911
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Participant

    @ dontmindme again, there was nothing wrong with your post. Please reread my previous post on this matter for further clarification as to my intent.

    And if you really think that the things I am writing are any less intelligent than other threads and that my threads are a waste of time then:
    A) you haven’t been reading other threads very carefully.
    B) you’ve never made actual use of your time, so you don’t realize that if you’re wasting time then you’re wasting time, and
    C) you don’t have to open my threads.

    #2156227
    #schwarbombs
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    Did your plane crash?

    #2156266
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Participant

    What do you think?

    #2156367
    yungermanS
    Participant

    Where did your plane land?
    In Israel or on top of the white house or in Iran?

    #2157116
    Paw patrol 123
    Participant

    on another planet

    #2157259
    #schwarbombs
    Participant

    Probably

    #2157552
    zen3344
    Participant

    @Zaphod,

    Next time you fly, you just might consider taking a few packets of peanuts with you. Don’t wait until the flight attendants bring them around. You never know when you may need that extra protein. Oh, and DON’T PANIC! Air travel is mostly harmless.

    #2157875
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Participant

    @zen

    It used to be mostly harmless. But ever since this metal dude starting following me everywhere, it’s become more and more risky. I have to turn him off to make sure he doesn’t talk to the plane and make it commit suicide. You laugh, but it wouldn’t be the first time. It’s honestly made really nervous on past flights. That’s when I first came up with pan galactic gargle blasters. A couple of those, and you’ll never panic again.

    To all those who are wondering where I am, I’m currently boating on Damogran on my way to France. Can’t tell you what’s gonna go down there yet, but stay tuned. I have a major announcement. The signal will be a wild whoop in major thirds.

    #2158194
    hashem says no
    Participant

    I don’t even know, what to respond to this.

    #2158311
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Participant

    Then why did you? Shoitah. Let me tell you something about yourself that you probably don’t know: you’re not a cat. You’re the human equivalent of pickle Rick, if pickle Rick was a poorly evolved Vogon meshed with a particularly ugly ravenous bugblatter beast.

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