That Donut I just ate was totally evil.

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    Evil.

    Stuffing that fat puffy dough in my throat. Just evil.

    #838903
    yitayningwut
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    At least enjoy it while the taste is still in your mouth!

    #838904
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Imagine what the donut thinks about you!

    #838905
    ZeesKite
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    Someone once wrote about respect for the Giver of the food!

    One more thing, you’re lucky you were able to eat. Iv’e had (having) a stomach virus for some time now, and I’m invited to party after party. H E L P !!!

    #838906

    yes respect for Giver of food but not for the eater!

    #838907
    OneOfMany
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    doughnuts are beauty

    light fluffy clouds of heaven

    transposed into food

    #838908
    WIY
    Member

    I haven’t even had a donut yet this Chanukah!

    #838909

    Q: why do we eat donuts on chanukah?

    A: because they contain enough oil for 8 days

    #838910
    ☕️coffee addict
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    Refuah sheleimah bkarov zk 🙁

    #838911
    2scents
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    WIY,

    I envy you!

    the past two years I didnt have any dougnuts, However this year I already had Three!

    Someone mentioned that dougnuts are clouds, I dont know, they make me feel as if I have a cloud in my stomache!

    #838912
    yentingyenta
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    choco, lol. i haven’t had a donut yet…. but those custard donuts w/ choco icing look really tempting…..

    #838913
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    Sufganiyot are clearly a manifestation of the Yetzer Ha’ra!

    Personally, when it comes to sufganiyot, especially the caramel ones, I have my own technique to confuse the satan, – which is to just give in immediately.

    #838914
    soliek
    Member

    “doughnuts are beauty

    light fluffy clouds of heaven

    transposed into food”

    fascinating. haiku is rubbish.

    #838915
    TheGoq
    Participant

    Choc very funny!!!

    #838916

    Ainohdmilvado YOu are RIght! SO right! They are evil! I also lost the battle and just ate them. I feel so remorseful. Guilty, dirty like the lost sheep in the mud.

    Today I am back on my diet. I will kill that yetzer ha’ra!

    #838917
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    WIY: Your comment “I haven’t even had a donut yet this Chanukah!” reminds me of an old joke…

    A schnorrer knocks on the door of a Yid, and a nice Yiddische mama answers the door.

    “Yes?” she says.

    “Lady, I haven’t eaten a thing in three days.”

    “Oh my” she replies, “You should force yourself!”

    #838918
    a mamin
    Participant

    Have you ever heard of a donut cake? I ordered one yesterday for a party. I didn’t even get a crumb, the company totally devoured it!

    #838919
    WIY
    Member

    AinOhdMilvado

    Lol. I caved in tonight. They werent even that good 🙁

    #838920
    lemaysa
    Member

    man gets pulle dover by cop

    cop:your eyes are bloodshot have you been drinking?

    driver:officer your eyes are glazed have you been eating doughtnuts… happy sufganiyot

    #838921
    LSH
    Member

    If you like the Pom Pom donut at The Donut Man then we might be related. You also have to like their melted cheese with tomato.

    #838922
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    soliek: That’s the only kind. 🙂

    #838923
    yitayningwut
    Participant

    I still haven’t had one yet. Just haven’t gotten around to it. I hope that doesn’t make me a kofer.

    #838924
    yitayningwut
    Participant

    I had one! Finally. Actually two. But I’ll need to have six more for mehadrin min hamehadrin.

    #838925
    Toi
    Participant

    the evil ones are those with a blob of jelly on top, to convince you how much must be inside, and then theyre empty. where are the best sufganiyos in yerushalayim?

    #838926
    BaalHabooze
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    lemaysa- lol

    Toi – oh so true! Those donuts are the evilest of all!!

    #838927
    mghanooni
    Member

    Evil donuts should be destroyed. Give them to me and I will get rid of them 😀 <- that’s a pic of me with my mouth open to get rid of them.

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