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December 26, 2011 3:05 am at 3:05 am #601300always runs with scissors fastParticipant
Evil.
Stuffing that fat puffy dough in my throat. Just evil.
December 26, 2011 3:44 am at 3:44 am #838903yitayningwutParticipantAt least enjoy it while the taste is still in your mouth!
December 26, 2011 4:43 am at 4:43 am #838904☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantImagine what the donut thinks about you!
December 26, 2011 4:55 am at 4:55 am #838905ZeesKiteParticipantSomeone once wrote about respect for the Giver of the food!
One more thing, you’re lucky you were able to eat. Iv’e had (having) a stomach virus for some time now, and I’m invited to party after party. H E L P !!!
December 26, 2011 5:19 am at 5:19 am #838906always runs with scissors fastParticipantyes respect for Giver of food but not for the eater!
December 26, 2011 5:34 am at 5:34 am #838907OneOfManyParticipantdoughnuts are beauty
light fluffy clouds of heaven
transposed into food
December 26, 2011 5:58 am at 5:58 am #838908WIYMemberI haven’t even had a donut yet this Chanukah!
December 26, 2011 6:37 am at 6:37 am #838909chocandpatienceMemberQ: why do we eat donuts on chanukah?
A: because they contain enough oil for 8 days
December 26, 2011 1:22 pm at 1:22 pm #838910☕️coffee addictParticipantRefuah sheleimah bkarov zk 🙁
December 26, 2011 1:42 pm at 1:42 pm #8389112scentsParticipantWIY,
I envy you!
the past two years I didnt have any dougnuts, However this year I already had Three!
Someone mentioned that dougnuts are clouds, I dont know, they make me feel as if I have a cloud in my stomache!
December 26, 2011 2:27 pm at 2:27 pm #838912yentingyentaParticipantchoco, lol. i haven’t had a donut yet…. but those custard donuts w/ choco icing look really tempting…..
December 26, 2011 3:08 pm at 3:08 pm #838913AinOhdMilvadoParticipantSufganiyot are clearly a manifestation of the Yetzer Ha’ra!
Personally, when it comes to sufganiyot, especially the caramel ones, I have my own technique to confuse the satan, – which is to just give in immediately.
December 26, 2011 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #838914soliekMember“doughnuts are beauty
light fluffy clouds of heaven
transposed into food”
fascinating. haiku is rubbish.
December 26, 2011 4:02 pm at 4:02 pm #838915TheGoqParticipantChoc very funny!!!
December 26, 2011 5:05 pm at 5:05 pm #838916always runs with scissors fastParticipantAinohdmilvado YOu are RIght! SO right! They are evil! I also lost the battle and just ate them. I feel so remorseful. Guilty, dirty like the lost sheep in the mud.
Today I am back on my diet. I will kill that yetzer ha’ra!
December 26, 2011 5:16 pm at 5:16 pm #838917AinOhdMilvadoParticipantWIY: Your comment “I haven’t even had a donut yet this Chanukah!” reminds me of an old joke…
A schnorrer knocks on the door of a Yid, and a nice Yiddische mama answers the door.
“Yes?” she says.
“Lady, I haven’t eaten a thing in three days.”
“Oh my” she replies, “You should force yourself!”
December 26, 2011 6:33 pm at 6:33 pm #838918a maminParticipantHave you ever heard of a donut cake? I ordered one yesterday for a party. I didn’t even get a crumb, the company totally devoured it!
December 27, 2011 2:30 am at 2:30 am #838919WIYMemberAinOhdMilvado
Lol. I caved in tonight. They werent even that good 🙁
December 27, 2011 2:36 am at 2:36 am #838920lemaysaMemberman gets pulle dover by cop
cop:your eyes are bloodshot have you been drinking?
driver:officer your eyes are glazed have you been eating doughtnuts… happy sufganiyot
December 27, 2011 2:40 am at 2:40 am #838921LSHParticipantIf you like the Pom Pom donut at The Donut Man then we might be related. You also have to like their melted cheese with tomato.
December 27, 2011 2:46 am at 2:46 am #838922OneOfManyParticipantsoliek: That’s the only kind. 🙂
December 27, 2011 2:47 am at 2:47 am #838923yitayningwutParticipantI still haven’t had one yet. Just haven’t gotten around to it. I hope that doesn’t make me a kofer.
December 28, 2011 8:02 pm at 8:02 pm #838924yitayningwutParticipantI had one! Finally. Actually two. But I’ll need to have six more for mehadrin min hamehadrin.
December 28, 2011 8:21 pm at 8:21 pm #838925ToiParticipantthe evil ones are those with a blob of jelly on top, to convince you how much must be inside, and then theyre empty. where are the best sufganiyos in yerushalayim?
December 28, 2011 8:39 pm at 8:39 pm #838926BaalHaboozeParticipantlemaysa- lol
Toi – oh so true! Those donuts are the evilest of all!!
December 28, 2011 10:35 pm at 10:35 pm #838927mghanooniMemberEvil donuts should be destroyed. Give them to me and I will get rid of them 😀 <- that’s a pic of me with my mouth open to get rid of them.
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