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    I always found that the best segila was to shmear the gabba with shlichis mitzva gelt. Made a sach tzooris go away.

    Can I shmear the mods?

    #827020
    BrainwasheD
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    What kind of tzaros went away? Do I want to know?

    I doubt the mods can be shmeared here..they’re way too honest.

    #827021
    adorable
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    send food. it seems to work on them better than money ever would. or just become a mod. unless you are Joe and then u wont be able to become one.

    #827022
    2scents
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    What would you like to gain from Shmearing the mods?

    #827023
    gefen
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    my husband is a gabbai – please shmear him with lots of gelt! we could use it and it will bring you good look- it’s a segila for parnusa (for us anyway) and gezint. pass this on to at least 10 ppl in the next 10 minutes or else….

    #827024
    AinOhdMilvado
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    I always found that the best segula was to shmear HKB”H with more mitzvos, learning, and tzedaka, and less lashon ha’ra. He doesn’t seem to be impressed with money or food. He also doesn’t reveal to anyone that I shmeared Him.

    #827025
    bpt
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    ” send food. it seems to work on them better than money ever would. or just become a mod. “

    Would you get a load of her? Just weeks after her wedding, and already with the sarcastic lines.

    What’s next Adore, you’ll start picking fights with other members, just to stir up some action?

    Gosh, today’s kids. Give them a foot in the door, and they take over the place.

    (Good for you, Adore!. Hope all is well in married land)

    #827026

    the wedding could not have been yet…I didn’t get an invitation! also she said that after the wedding she’s going to some really far away place where they haven’t discovered the internet yet. 🙂

    #827027
    Jothar
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    Years ago, in the early days of kashrus in america, a mashgiach in a slaughterhouse put aside an animal for being treif. Then one mashgiach put it back in with the kosher animals, and said “Don’t worry, the balabos told me it was kosher.” Another shochet asked him, “the balabos is an am ha’aretz!” To which the mashgiach responded, “No he’s not. He just showed me kessef mishneh!”

    #827028
    bpt
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    “some really far away place where they haven’t discovered the internet yet. 🙂 “

    It won’t come to that. She’ll be so enthralled with her new roommate, she won’t have the time or inclination to sit and vegetate, blogging her time away.

    See? Even now, she’s barely checking. Ah, to be young again!

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