The joys of ketchup!

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    DaMoshe
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    I think ketchup is fantastic! I have it on my hot dogs, burgers, fries, and plenty of other things!

    And I would eat it in a boat!

    And I would eat it with a goat!

    And I will eat it in the rain.

    And in the dark. And on a train.

    And in a car. And in a tree.

    It is so good so good you see!

    So I will eat it in a box.

    And I will eat it with a fox.

    And I will eat it in a house.

    And I will eat it with a mouse.

    And I will eat it here and there.

    Say! I will eat it ANYWHERE!

    (Obviously, when the animals are listed, it doesn’t mean eating the animals with ketchup, it means the animals will eat ketchup together with me.)

    #998185
    👑RebYidd23
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    Thank you for starting a separate thread.

    #998186
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Excellent!

    #998187
    popa_bar_abba
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    I would eat it while catching alligators!

    I would eat it while biting all the ketchup haters!

    #998188
    LevAryeh
    Member

    I would eat it with my beans

    I would eat it wearing jeans

    I would eat it with my fries

    I would eat it with some spies

    While the cops get their sketch up

    I would eat it WITH MY KETCHUP

    #998189
    WIY
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    I like ketchup but I’m not crazy over it. For me it goes with fries, fried/baked breaded fish and maybe a few other things. I agree that they can make it taste a lot better than it does. Its too fake. I prefer a good marinara sauce or salsa any day of the week.

    #998190
    tzaddiq
    Member

    (as a side, i can’t believe i’m posting on a ketchup thread….but whatever…)

    my 1 1/2 year old would have loved to post here. he sometimes eats his fries with ketchup, or chicken or maybe even macaroni. other than that he just likes to eat it plain.

    if i could put in my 2 cents: heinz ketchup – there are no other kind.

    #998191

    I don’t know what you want. Makas ketchup came right before froggies.

    #998192
    tzaddiq
    Member

    yeah but it wasn’t heinz! it was some kind of obscure egyptian brand, yuck!

    #998193
    PBT
    Member

    Only recipe I wouldn’t go for that featured ketchup is cottage cheees with ketchup, that Gerald Ford had for breakfast the day he became President.

    #998194
    ronrsr
    Member

    every food and beverage, except perhaps Grape Soda, is improved by ketchup. I come from the Bronx, where it’s the universal condiment and proof of Hashem’s love of humanity.

    #998195
    Torah613Torah
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    Ketchup chicken is the most delicious kind of chicken. Has anyone ever heard of it?

    #998196
    squeak
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    Ketchup chicken are slightly smaller than cornish hen and raised exclusively in the farm town of Ketchuptown, South Carolina. The chickens frequently can be seen swimming in the waters of Myrtle Beach, which is where they get their unique flavor.

    #998197
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Ketchuptown is actually the 57th largest city in SC.

    #998198
    Bookworm120
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    @DaasYochid – Seriously? :O I must visit that. 😀

    @Torah613Torah – Ketchup chicken…. I must taste that. I’m sure it would taste good as schnitzel.

    If I express sympathetic views in the ketchup-hating thread (as there are some foods I just won’t eat with ketchup because those specific combinations taste gross) would you hold it against me?

    #998199
    Shopping613 🌠
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    Oh, what is with all these ketchup threads??????

    I HATE ketchup, and seeing my siblings eat plain ketchup sandwiches doesn’t help…

    #998200
    👑RebYidd23
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