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January 31, 2011 4:02 am at 4:02 am #1011309
Lol keep it coming. They could use all the help they can get!January 31, 2011 4:53 am at 4:53 am #1011311HaLeiViParticipant
Yochie, isn’t that Lo Silbash?January 31, 2011 5:32 am at 5:32 am #1011312
Again as stated before, maybe it’s lo yilbash, the woman made the clothes – simlas isha.January 31, 2011 7:22 am at 7:22 am #1011313
Sounds pretty much like a womens thread to me!! Ha!!January 31, 2011 7:26 am at 7:26 am #1011314HaLeiViParticipant
But the clothes make the man.January 31, 2011 7:30 pm at 7:30 pm #1011315
I beg to differ.
^MONIS^January 31, 2011 9:10 pm at 9:10 pm #1011316Derech HaMelechMember
This thread is getting hijacked by the women. Did you not notice the sign on the thread title that implicitly states “NO Girls Allowed!”? The topics we will talk about here are in a realm you will not be able to fathom. We are just waiting for you to leave so that we can get to the real manly man stuff.January 31, 2011 9:49 pm at 9:49 pm #1011317
We are just waiting for you to leave…
I’m sure that’s the reason…January 31, 2011 11:20 pm at 11:20 pm #1011318Pashuteh YidMember
Since the women are not listening, we can safely say here that in marriage, a man is king of the castle. On the other threads, of course, we always say that marriage is a nice equal partnership. But here we can speak the truth without fear.January 31, 2011 11:22 pm at 11:22 pm #1011319Pashuteh YidMember
OneGoal, I will ship it to you. (How’s that for a good line?)January 31, 2011 11:28 pm at 11:28 pm #1011320
Pashuteh Yid- Haha that’s a good one!
^MONIS^January 31, 2011 11:49 pm at 11:49 pm #1011321
No. The women ARE listening, still we say on ALL threads – a man is captain of his ship. Sure there is the First Mate, and he must treat her so (else mutiny erupts) but it’s not equal. Equal partnership is a dysfunctional marriage. That’s the way HaShem devised His world – ???? ????? ??. Being KING isn’t a woman’s role nor will it ever be (with all perverted movements notwithstanding).February 1, 2011 3:14 am at 3:14 am #1011322eclipseMember
oops!I opened the wrong door,sorry.February 1, 2011 3:20 am at 3:20 am #1011323
eclipse- You sure did now shut it quickly!! 🙂
^MONIS^February 1, 2011 3:21 am at 3:21 am #1011324
Isn’t this heading equivalent to the heading ‘DON’T LOOK HERE’February 1, 2011 5:17 am at 5:17 am #1011325eclipseMember
I’m pretty sure that was the idea!February 1, 2011 6:28 am at 6:28 am #1011326dogoParticipant
Mrs derech it is funny to see a woman kick out other woman for being that gender, it is also funny to see a woman start a mans thread. My raaya (proof) is that your whole upshlug (proof against) to maseches chanuka is that there aint 500 blatt, hey what about there is no meseches chanuka and if u missed that, what about daf gimmel can u please explain that, oh no need cause I’m finding this thread very funny there are hardly any men posters, so girls keep havin a good time thinking that guys have nothing to talk about, its just that it doesn’t work to try to make ur mindset mascular, it won’t work!February 1, 2011 6:39 am at 6:39 am #1011327
No need to get all haughty 🙂 I agree the man is the king of the castle. 100%.February 1, 2011 2:31 pm at 2:31 pm #1011328
So now we have a ?????? with a ???? and a ????, all of women by women for women! What’s this about daf gimel, (s)he wrote amud gimel, ever heard about that?February 1, 2011 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm #1011329
Yeah sure you have what to talk about. As evidenced by all our threads, us girls have beat you big time.February 1, 2011 3:01 pm at 3:01 pm #1011330
How about we men start a thread called “women thread” Than maybe they’ll avoid it.
^MONIS^February 1, 2011 3:35 pm at 3:35 pm #1011331
We’re all waiting for you to start a thread which we won’t understand. Our makeup thread has hit off quite nicely!February 1, 2011 3:45 pm at 3:45 pm #1011332DrinkingoutofCupsMember
dogo – masculine, not mascular.February 1, 2011 4:03 pm at 4:03 pm #1011333boredstiffParticipant
This thread is hysterical!
Onegoal- are you going to give free rides on your new yact for YWN posters??February 1, 2011 5:36 pm at 5:36 pm #1011334
boredstiff- Sure but only if they are BORED STIFF and don’t have anything else to do.
dunno- We have several threads about Gemara and things like that, that you women haven’t posted much in.
^MONIS^February 1, 2011 6:23 pm at 6:23 pm #1011335Derech HaMelechMember
Tell me the truth. Is it because I speak so seriously about some topics that no one gets it when I put on my satirical face?February 1, 2011 7:04 pm at 7:04 pm #1011336
I can’t imagine any man that I know to be sitting and posting on line. Weirddddddd. SorryFebruary 1, 2011 7:35 pm at 7:35 pm #1011337
They do it while standingFebruary 1, 2011 8:30 pm at 8:30 pm #1011338MDGParticipant
This thread is called the mens thread, but it is full of women. It only goes to show that women can’t follow directions.February 1, 2011 9:02 pm at 9:02 pm #1011339GuardmytongueMember
We’re here as chaperones.February 1, 2011 9:24 pm at 9:24 pm #1011340MDGParticipant
We need you guide us.
That reminds me of the story where a boy comes home and tells his mother he is a married man in the school play. She demanded that he go back to the teacher and request a speaking role.April 8, 2014 2:04 am at 2:04 am #1011342
If the clothes make the man, and the woman makes the clothes, the woman makes the man, which is not true. Therefore one or both of the premises is wrong.April 8, 2014 2:26 am at 2:26 am #1011343I. M. ShluffinParticipant
Hey, rebyid, thanx for bumping this. It’s a fun way to procrastinate during Pesach cleaning. Your post was correct (in my humble opinion) until the part where you said it’s not true. And it all went downhill after that. If a=b, and b=c, then a=c. It IS correct. Neither premise is wrong. The problem is that clothes also make the woman. Heaven knows they appreciate clothes more than men (or at least own more than men). Thus, man and woman make each other. What do they make each other?
Crazy!April 8, 2014 3:33 am at 3:33 am #1011344
Hey, a woman may control a man, but if she would have made him she would have made him differently.April 8, 2014 12:54 pm at 12:54 pm #10113452NI3Participant
I beg to differ, men can make clothing as well so your point no longer holds 100% true.April 8, 2014 3:02 pm at 3:02 pm #1011346🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipant
Help! My clothing is machine made!April 8, 2014 4:17 pm at 4:17 pm #1011347jewishfeminist02Member
The woman DOES make the man. All men are born from women.
Well, except for Caesar, anyway.April 8, 2014 6:46 pm at 6:46 pm #1011348oomisParticipant
Actually the woman does NOT make the man. The Y chromosome comes from him. Without that Y, why, there is no man.April 8, 2014 8:08 pm at 8:08 pm #1011349lzParticipant
just to clarify, it was not ceasar. it was macbeth.
go chazer your shakespeare 🙂April 8, 2014 9:17 pm at 9:17 pm #1011350🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipant
oomis- the man may give the Y chromosome, but woman makes it into a man.April 8, 2014 9:53 pm at 9:53 pm #1011352
Wasn’t it MacDUff in Macbeth, or whatever his name was?April 9, 2014 12:47 pm at 12:47 pm #1011353no longer need seminaryMember
A woman would read this sentence like this:
a woman- without her, man is nothing.
however a man would read it like this:
a woman without her man, is nothing.April 9, 2014 1:15 pm at 1:15 pm #1011354
Do you mean to imply that men are bad at commas?April 9, 2014 5:31 pm at 5:31 pm #1011355oyyoyyoyParticipant
my post was 100% fine mod thanks for not thinking about it
Maybe if you would have quoted the post you were commenting on it would have looked better. Thinking is not our job 🙂April 10, 2014 9:29 am at 9:29 am #1011357no longer need seminaryMember
“Do you mean to imply that men are bad at commas?”
na just saying women and mean read stuff to suit themselves.
how do you make something italic?April 10, 2014 12:53 pm at 12:53 pm #1011358
“A woman without her man, is nothing.” has one comma. One comma is not enough.
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