The Non Sequitur Thread
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April 6, 2014 1:16 pm at 1:16 pm #612520I. M. ShluffinParticipant
1. a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement.
Each post must follow the above rules of randomness. For example:
I bought ten goldfish on friday afternoon to feed my turtle for Pesach, and put them in a separate bowl. By midnight on Shabbos, nine were dead. The next morning, so was the tenth. I’m a murderer! 🙁
No one likes cottage cheese like I do.
Benjamin Franklin was born January 7, 1706, in Boston.
Attention: Chien bizarre.
Duct tape will fix the world.April 6, 2014 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #1066211
Let it go! Let it go! Can’t hold it back anymore!
Aren’t graham crackers delicious? I’m going to miss them when Pesach comes ’round.
A makom Torah = a Bible place.
I wish kosher Doritos were kosher for Pesach for everyone….
V’ahavta l’reichacha kamocha.
Old McDonald had a farm, eieio.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s— It’s a bird. T_T
Like totally what-EVER!April 6, 2014 11:22 pm at 11:22 pm #1066212
It’s a bird! It’s a red cardinal! Wearing a shtreimel! On a Monday!
What is this generation coming to?April 7, 2014 1:21 am at 1:21 am #1066213
And the kids just don’t understand.
Mickey Mouse is getting overweight. I need to go shopping before my pet leopard eats the goldfish.April 8, 2014 1:44 am at 1:44 am #1066214
I have a cold. I need a tiger.April 8, 2014 2:10 am at 2:10 am #1066215
Chocolate mousse is so delicious when served with used tissues.April 8, 2014 3:35 am at 3:35 am #1066216
Now that should be against the rules. I can’t read Chinese.April 9, 2014 1:37 am at 1:37 am #1066217
Kellogs taste delicious. It’s raining today.April 9, 2014 2:12 am at 2:12 am #1066218
You don’t know what you’re talking about, he was a doctor. I can’t find my rain boots.April 9, 2014 7:28 pm at 7:28 pm #1066219
You guys are all crazy! Just because rebyidd23 wrote something doesn’t mean you all have to respond like that. Obama is coming over for the superbowl seder with Capain Hook and avocado. So please pass me the relish so I can dip the football at the camp site without my red hat on Friday with The Statue of Liberty. Also Adam Sandlers uncle was my friends cookbookApril 9, 2014 10:03 pm at 10:03 pm #1066220
Wait a minute. Now I am going off topic from the off topic, but who responded to anything I wrote?April 10, 2014 1:16 am at 1:16 am #1066221
My cat is tap-dancing in a plate of latkes. Purim is my favorite holiday. Once I had a shoe and it was glass. I’d love to be under the sea in a yellow submarine. Where’s Zayde?April 10, 2014 1:32 am at 1:32 am #1066222
Gummy bears are funny. But Tom Brady can bake a great cake. So if you see my slippers walking to the chasunah, tell him camp is around the corner. Also I’m at a payphone but I’m trying to call home…..I’m trying to call my boss whos also my mother-in-lawApril 10, 2014 2:01 am at 2:01 am #1066223
My grandma bakes the best cookies! Chewbacca ate my homework that was due on the eight day of the week.April 10, 2014 2:52 am at 2:52 am #1066224the-art-of-moiParticipant
Cheese can fly backwards if it tries hard enough. Every fight is a food fight when youre a canibal. Chocolate is yummy. I am AD- oooh, look! Shiny thing!April 10, 2014 3:09 am at 3:09 am #1066225
A man named Sarah once said to me that whenever she talks his gums hurt like a flying saucer that killed the lion king on the 4th of July in October. Then he met Steven Spielberg at his bris when Han Solo brought Donuts from Toys R Us. Then on December 4th on Purim his roommate saw a yoyo eating a spiderApril 10, 2014 3:21 am at 3:21 am #1066226
Come with me and we’ll be in a world of pure imaaaagination.,,,,there’s nothing tooooooooo iiiiit.April 10, 2014 3:06 pm at 3:06 pm #1066227
(I see some SW is coming through since I mentioned Chewie, huh?)
If the Cat in the Hat is chasing my garden hose, why am I still wearing my bunny slippers?April 10, 2014 3:15 pm at 3:15 pm #1066228ChortkovParticipant
It is not your abilities that define you, but your choices.
Into nothingness, which is to say, everything.
Don’t touch me, I don’t know where you’ve been!
A horse! My nation for a horse!
Et tu Brute?
Hey Sanka, you dead, man?April 10, 2014 3:54 pm at 3:54 pm #1066229
I got a new teddy bear who can tap dance with onions, although his fingerprints are like an astronaut his pants are purple with rainbows in Time Square. And you’re gonna hear me roarApril 10, 2014 8:05 pm at 8:05 pm #1066230oyyoyyoyParticipant
can u stop that?! Beards dont know how!April 13, 2014 1:42 am at 1:42 am #1066231
Yeke2, why are you mixing up Harry Potter with Shakespeare’s plays? My shoelace is untied.May 1, 2014 5:13 pm at 5:13 pm #1066232
My name is Inigo Montoya. The salt. Please pass the salt.May 1, 2014 8:44 pm at 8:44 pm #1066233To be or not to beMember
Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.
Come what come may,
Time and the hour runs through the roughest day
There’s a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they’d eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn’t trueMay 1, 2014 9:45 pm at 9:45 pm #1066234May 1, 2014 9:48 pm at 9:48 pm #1066235
Infinite monkeys are necessary.May 1, 2014 9:51 pm at 9:51 pm #1066236ezlevParticipant
i just read every post here and now i feel very stupid,
as if my brain fell outMay 2, 2014 1:50 am at 1:50 am #1066237
It did! Pick it up and put it back in.May 2, 2014 3:15 am at 3:15 am #1066238
Leonard Q. Ross is cooking cabbage and collecting volumes of the Little Midrash Says. Ow, I just banged my funnybone!March 15, 2015 1:48 am at 1:48 am #1066239☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participant
My hair is a bird. Your argument is invalid.March 25, 2015 3:40 am at 3:40 am #1066240sirvoddmortMember
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