The solution to the shidduch crisis in one easy step!

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    Sam Klein

    Take one step of working on YOUR FAITH AND TRUST DIRECTLY IN HASHEM and know sincerely and wholeheartedly that everything comes directly from Hashem and in the Hands of Hashem as the famous line says “Hakol bidei shomayim chutz m’yirei shomayim”

    May we all start to realize that Hashem runs the entire world 24/7 from every angle to everything that happens to every single person in the entire world

    Reb Eliezer

    Daven by saying Tehilim 121


    I’m reminded of the old joke:

    Q: What’s the punishment for polygyny?
    A: Two wives.

    The Wolf


    Wolf: Are you trying to tell us that one wife is half the punishment?


    > one wife is half the punishment?

    not necessarily, but two as a package (with ensuring interaction between them) surely is!


    AAQ: you didn’t have to ruin the joke.


    to compensate for the ruined joke, R Twersky talks about a miser who asked a Rav what to do with a quarrelling wife who does not accept a divorce. Rav quoted Gemora saying that an unfulfilled tzedoka pledge is punished by the early death of the wife. He says – great, goes pledges, comes back – she is not dying. Rav explains – this is supposed to be a punishment, not a reward! Go buy her gifts, talk nicely to her … does that, comes back – she is now very nice to me! Do you still want her to die? No! Then, quickly run fulfil your pledge!


    its called a tzora for areason

    Reb Eliezer

    My father a’h had a joke as Shlomo Hamelech says, it is better to go to a funeral than a wedding. So someone said that for him it is better to go to a wedding as they burry two people there.


    All those advocating for polygamy on this thread, are you even married at all? Methinks no. Keep dreaming.

    The sheer ignorance here of what a Jewish marriage is all about is tragi-comic.

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