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  • #600331

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Well now that we have a Shomrim perhaps we can introduce other community programs i hereby announce the formation of the Welcome Wagon where us veteran posters can welcome new people to the cr and offer advice to the newbie posters if you are new here come in and say hello if your a veteran offer some sage advice.

    #1064254

    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I’m afraid I can do neither. I’m not a newbie (am I?), I can’t offer sagacious advice. Me? I try to do what Hillel said, “What is hateful to you, don’t do to your friend.

    #1064255

    MindOverChatter
    Participant

    Goq: Great idea!

    To all the newbies out there:

    – If you start many new threads, yossi z. or shticky guy will get annoyed and tell you that there are at least seven threads on that topic.

    – If you misspell a word, or your punctuation isn’t right, haifagirl will be annoyed with you and start a thread on you.

    – If you reveal personal info, like you bought milk yesterday, you will promptly receive a “shomrim alert”.

    – If you talk about nail polish, mention bpt’s name.

    – Do yourself a favor, and DON’T ask for a subtitle (yeah, that blurb thingy).

    – If you get EDITED on the bottom of your post, it’s a nice way of saying that you are now an official CR member.

    – If you see that you’re ignored, let us know that you’ve had enough, and you think every single one of us is wasting our time. Then, come back and we’ll make a festive Welcome Back party.

    – And last but not least, if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

    Good luck (I’m afraid you’ll need it).

    #1064256

    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    Does this wagon have anything to do with squeak’s ==>mysterious wagon<==?

    #1064257

    GumBall
    Member

    HI everyone!!

    #1064258

    wanderingchana
    Participant

    *aHEM!*

    I may not start a new thread on someone’s spelling and/or grammar, but if it’s bad enough, I’ll make an honorable mention of it.

    #1064259

    wanderingchana
    Participant

    -when choosing a username, don’t pick one that contains “Joseph”. Trust us.

    #1064260

    wanderingchana
    Participant

    -Before starting your first new thread on say, shidduchim or sheitels or loshon hora, go to http://j82.us/searchyw.php and search for the topic.

    #1064261

    yossi z.
    Member

    MOC: am i really that bad?

    #1064262

    MindOverChatter
    Participant

    No way, Yossi. I was trying to say that you are the one to make law and order (which is a good thing). (BTW, now that I got hold of you, I’m still waiting for some good news).

    #1064263

    OneOfMany
    Participant

    MindOverChatter: They should totally sticky this thread, just for your post there. ๐Ÿ˜›

    #1064264

    real-brisker
    Member

    moc – +1

    #1064265

    MindOverChatter
    Participant

    OneOfMany and RB: Thank you, thank you! *Bow*

    #1064266

    real-brisker
    Member

    MOC – Your welcome. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1064267

    OneOfMany
    Participant

    Encore! ๐Ÿ˜€

    #1064268

    TheGoq
    Participant

    For all new members we have a lovely muffin basket and coupons to many YWN advertisers and i believe Baal Habooze is providing the beverages for the welcome luncheon.

    #1064269

    always here
    Participant

    lol, Goq! thanks for the laugh… I needed that ๐Ÿ™‚

    #1064270

    I just want to warmly welcome all new users to the CR- enjoy your journey!

    #1064271

    BTGuy
    Participant

    No Welcome Wagon, please! I would rather go through security at Newark Airport than what they may come up with here in order to pass security muster.

    #1064272

    GumBall
    Member

    Why welcome WAGON??

    #1064273

    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    “Why welcome WAGON??”

    Ok, Gumball, we thought about a welcome MAT, but quickly realized that it would then be acceptable to be stepped on…

    #1064274

    GumBall
    Member

    A wagon is to push stuff in..Im not chappin’…

    #1064275

    mustangrider
    Member

    AYC – nice! lol!

    #1064276

    Let’s bring this back for some of our new posters.

    #1064277

    lieb
    Member

    hi everybody im new new also maybe u wanna show me around

    #1064278

    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Hi Lieb, I’m right over here. No, not there, slightly to the right, almost, almost, yes, you got it.

    So as we were saying before…

    #1064279

    TheGoq
    Participant

    I am seeing some new names like Skiaddict and Michaelc and there may be some others welcome to the Coffee Room make your self right at home we have regular or decaf and we have tea enjoy!

    #1064280

    MichaelC
    Member

    Thank you, ‘The Goq’ for your welcome

    #1064281

    skiaddict
    Member

    Yeah thanx!

    #1064282

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Also welcome to twisted if s/he is new or even if they are not

    #1064283

    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    A warm welcome to Minyan Gal. Was it lack of time or your back that kept you away for a while?

    #1064284

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Welcoming JemmaPuddleDuck to the room.

    #1064285

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Also welcoming BrightColouredKettles!!

    #1064286

    sem graduate
    Member

    I’m just 2 weeks old but i’ve been monitoring the situation for a while before creating my own id, so i don’t feel too new…

    #1064287

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Welcome aboard real Israeli!!

    #1064288

    TheGoq
    Participant

    The CRWW is proud to welcome Feif the Matziv we hope you enjoy your time here if there is anything i can do just let me know.

    #1064289

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    LOL, Goq you’re such a matziv! I love reading you’re posts! What would this place be without you!!!!

    I might as well join you in welcoming all the new posters:

    *WELCOME*

    skiaddict

    MichaelC

    JemmaPuddleDuck

    Real Israeli

    and Feif the Matziv

    l’chaim yidden, l’chaim!!

    #1064290

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Also welcoming Babishka!

    #1064291

    ZeesKite
    Participant

    May I speak to the pilot please. Hello? Anyone there? Oh. I just woke you up? Sorry. Anyways, please listen.

    I think it would be a great idea if you would welcome newbies one day after first appearing here. Most of the fly-bys are just that, the’re here to stir up … and gone with the wind. Get my drift?

    #1064292

    Goq,

    How do you know if you’re welcoming a new poster or a new SN?

    #1064293

    real-brisker
    Member

    DY – At least 50% of new SN’s are old posters.

    #1064294

    TheGoq
    Participant

    good points zees and dy thanks for bringing it to my attention

    #1064295

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Welcoming Mentch to the room nu regular or decaf?

    #1064296

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Welcoming Tzaddiq to our midst oh one thing the new guy has to bring in sandwiches ๐Ÿ™‚

    #1064297

    TheGoq
    Participant

    The Wagon is proud to welcome mod 007 to the party!

    #1064298

    tzaddiq
    Member

    thank you Goq for the warm welcome. nice to be here, nice people in this CR. been here about 2 weeks, and i think i’m already addicted! i hope to get to know you all better in the near future.

    i brought as many sandwiches for you Goq as there is coffee in this “coffee room”, so there you are ๐Ÿ˜‰ b’tayavon!

    #1064299

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Thanks for the sandwiches tzaddiq they were great!

    Welcoming Zeliger to the party!

    #1064300

    Zeliger
    Member

    Excited to be here ! Still learning the ropes a bit.

    #1064301

    welcome Mod-007!

    007!! ๐Ÿ™‚

    #1064302

    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Welcome Back Derech Hamelech and Daas Yochid!!! Two of the greatest posters ever

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