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  • #1185399

    SayIDidIt™
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    I saw a child take a Sefer, throw it on the floor, pick it up and kiss it…

    A child wanted me to do something and i did not want to do he says to me, “You have an Aveirah!”

    SiDi™

    #1185400

    cozimjewish
    Member

    I asked my niece if she had washed her hands after the bath, and she replied, “Indeed, I washed them.” 😉

    #1185401

    technical21
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    When my younger sister was two and a half, she got a few shots by the doctor. After, my grandmother asked her about the appointment. My sister started describing what happened, and then she said, “and then he made a boo-boo and put ketchup on it.” 😉

    #1185402

    technical21
    Participant

    When I was little, my grandmother took me to the zoo. Apparently the bears looked like they were having a good time playing with balls, because I pointed at their cage and said “in ere” (in there)! I wanted to have fun with them!

    #1185403

    cozimjewish
    Member

    Kid 1: We really look like each other.

    Kid 2: Yeah, we both have earrings!

    #1185404

    skripka
    Participant

    standing on the edge of his high chair my nephew had this to say when admonished that he would fall “i have a diaper”

    #1185405

    I recently heard someone use the phrase

    “lose the plot” and thought of this thread.

    #1185406

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Two boys (3-5) were playing “Totty and Mommy”. One boy said to the other, “I’m the Totty and you will cook all day and you won’t have any ??.”

    The poor mother…

    SiDi™

    #1185407

    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    My kid was taught to kiss the mezuzah, but thinks they should kiss every picture hanging on a wall that they pass…

    #1185408

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Don’t buy the bottles of Coke with santa on them, unless you don’t mind if your kid calls him a tzaddik.

    #1185409

    technical21
    Participant

    Keep the posts on this thread coming- I need more laughs!!:)

    #1185410

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    A child said to me ????? ??? ??????…

    SiDi™

    #1185411

    mominjerusalem
    Participant

    My then 18 Month old was kvetching at me.

    I said do you want to eat?

    “Nooo”

    Do you want a drink?

    “Noo”

    Do you want to play? “Noo”

    DO you want to say No?

    (His eyes lit up)

    “Ya!!”

    He then turned to his big brother, made a patching motion and said “No!!” and looks at me with a BIG smile:-)

    My older kid(like 3 years old) looks around the house and says: “Mommy! Your House is FLYING!!”=]

    #1185412

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    mominjerusalem, welcome back to the CR: and very cute stories!

    SiDi™

    #1185413

    mominjerusalem
    Participant

    I like to pop in every once in a while- don’t usually have time for it=]

    #1185414

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Me too… Haven’t been around lately.

    SiDi™

    #1185415

    YW fan
    Participant

    I work as a teachers aide in an elementary school that has a day called grandparents day where the kids grandparents come in and see what a day in school for their grandchild is like. This year they hired people for valet parking for the grandparents. I was in the 3rd grade boys classroom and one of the boys told the teacher “the school hired car-waiters!” 🙂

    #1185416

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    😉

    SiDi™

    #1185417

    mominjerusalem
    Participant

    My 3.5 yr old son is in a gan that’s transitioning english speakers to hebrew. Well he often says random things that I don’t know where he came up with…

    He love to scream out “Pach Shelo Ani!!”

    I have absolutely no idea where he came up with that one!

    There are more of those I can’t think of.

    #1185418

    mominjerusalem
    Participant

    I teach a dance class and we were doing stretching with my 3 year old students. I have them reach to their legs and pretend they are grabbing a prize. When I ask what prizes the got I usually get answers like cupcakes, bracelets, ice cream and the like.

    Well, one adorable girl very seriously answered “Toes!” 🙂

    #1185419

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    A kid was “practicing” blowing the shofar and said, “Tekiah ketanah”!

    #1185420

    WinnieThePooh
    Participant

    My 4 year old was sharing with us what she learned about Rosh Hashana in school- she was listing off the 4 names- Rosh Hashana, Yom HaDin, Yom Terua and Yom HaIparon. You know, because Hashem remembers what we do and writes it down in the Sefer Hatzaddikim. (This same child thinks we fast on “tissue bov”)

    #1185421

    fraidy
    Member

    my kids were having supper ..franks and blanks…,when I came in to see who had finished..one of them excitedly told me “I ate the frank and even the wrapper!!!”

    #1185422

    WinnieThePooh
    Participant

    more words from the wise. 4 yr old daughter wants an esrog like her brothers, but a girl type, in pink and purple.

    #1244374

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
    Participant

    My niece told me, “Hashem loves the Yehudim because they are tznius. But sometimes they are not tznius, but He loves them anyhow.”

    #1244373

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
    Participant

    At the end of the Shabbos seudah, my sister wanted to take my 5-year old niece home because it was getting late, so she told her to put on her coat so they can go home. My niece didn’t want to go home yet, so she said, “No”.

    My sister rebuked her for being rude. She said, “But I said it politely.”. So my sister said, “It doesn’t matter if you said it politely. It’s rude to say no to your mother. Now put on your coat.”

    “No, thanks”, my niece sweetly answered. And couldn’t understand why we cracked up.

    #1244874

    tobs
    Participant

    i asked my nephew to sing a Pesach song and he starts singing shoshanas Yaakov!

    #1244875

    rebshidduch
    Participant

    I do not like kids so I cannot add anything cute about them.

    #1244876

    rebshidduch
    Participant

    Winniethepooh, didn’t you say you were old in another thread? How do you have a 4 year old daughter than if your in your 60’s?

    #1245104

    WinnieThePooh
    Participant

    I never said I was in my 60s and never said I was old. Better go back and re-read that thread about age gaps in shidduchim- I think you are misinterpreting a theoretical conversation LU and I had about people’s perceptions about who is old. I never discussed my age at all.

    #1245121

    bmyer
    Participant

    RS: Why do you not like kids?

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