Tagged: Cute Kid Lines
May 5, 2015 10:54 pm at 10:54 pm #1185399
I saw a child take a Sefer, throw it on the floor, pick it up and kiss it…
A child wanted me to do something and i did not want to do he says to me, “You have an Aveirah!”
SiDi™May 10, 2015 10:42 am at 10:42 am #1185400
I asked my niece if she had washed her hands after the bath, and she replied, “Indeed, I washed them.” 😉June 11, 2015 3:26 am at 3:26 am #1185401
When my younger sister was two and a half, she got a few shots by the doctor. After, my grandmother asked her about the appointment. My sister started describing what happened, and then she said, “and then he made a boo-boo and put ketchup on it.” 😉June 11, 2015 3:28 am at 3:28 am #1185402
When I was little, my grandmother took me to the zoo. Apparently the bears looked like they were having a good time playing with balls, because I pointed at their cage and said “in ere” (in there)! I wanted to have fun with them!August 21, 2015 3:29 am at 3:29 am #1185403
Kid 1: We really look like each other.
Kid 2: Yeah, we both have earrings!August 23, 2015 10:10 pm at 10:10 pm #1185404
standing on the edge of his high chair my nephew had this to say when admonished that he would fall “i have a diaper”November 22, 2015 7:39 am at 7:39 am #1185405
☢️ 🚭 ☣️ Rand0m3x 🧠🕴️🎲Participant
I recently heard someone use the phrase
“lose the plot” and thought of this thread.December 14, 2015 8:48 am at 8:48 am #1185406
Two boys (3-5) were playing “Totty and Mommy”. One boy said to the other, “I’m the Totty and you will cook all day and you won’t have any ??.”
The poor mother…
SiDi™December 14, 2015 11:51 pm at 11:51 pm #1185407
My kid was taught to kiss the mezuzah, but thinks they should kiss every picture hanging on a wall that they pass…December 15, 2015 11:32 am at 11:32 am #1185408
☕ DaasYochid ☕Participant
Don’t buy the bottles of Coke with santa on them, unless you don’t mind if your kid calls him a tzaddik.December 15, 2015 7:43 pm at 7:43 pm #1185409
Keep the posts on this thread coming- I need more laughs!!:)June 5, 2016 1:35 pm at 1:35 pm #1185410
A child said to me ????? ??? ??????…
SiDi™June 5, 2016 2:54 pm at 2:54 pm #1185411
My then 18 Month old was kvetching at me.
I said do you want to eat?
Do you want a drink?
Do you want to play? “Noo”
DO you want to say No?
(His eyes lit up)
He then turned to his big brother, made a patching motion and said “No!!” and looks at me with a BIG smile:-)
My older kid(like 3 years old) looks around the house and says: “Mommy! Your House is FLYING!!”=]June 5, 2016 6:02 pm at 6:02 pm #1185412
mominjerusalem, welcome back to the CR: and very cute stories!
SiDi™June 6, 2016 7:51 am at 7:51 am #1185413
I like to pop in every once in a while- don’t usually have time for it=]June 6, 2016 7:32 pm at 7:32 pm #1185414
Me too… Haven’t been around lately.
SiDi™June 6, 2016 8:30 pm at 8:30 pm #1185415
I work as a teachers aide in an elementary school that has a day called grandparents day where the kids grandparents come in and see what a day in school for their grandchild is like. This year they hired people for valet parking for the grandparents. I was in the 3rd grade boys classroom and one of the boys told the teacher “the school hired car-waiters!” 🙂June 6, 2016 10:38 pm at 10:38 pm #1185416
SiDi™June 7, 2016 7:22 am at 7:22 am #1185417
My 3.5 yr old son is in a gan that’s transitioning english speakers to hebrew. Well he often says random things that I don’t know where he came up with…
He love to scream out “Pach Shelo Ani!!”
I have absolutely no idea where he came up with that one!
There are more of those I can’t think of.June 7, 2016 7:40 am at 7:40 am #1185418
I teach a dance class and we were doing stretching with my 3 year old students. I have them reach to their legs and pretend they are grabbing a prize. When I ask what prizes the got I usually get answers like cupcakes, bracelets, ice cream and the like.
Well, one adorable girl very seriously answered “Toes!” 🙂September 12, 2016 11:40 am at 11:40 am #1185419
A kid was “practicing” blowing the shofar and said, “Tekiah ketanah”!October 1, 2016 7:21 pm at 7:21 pm #1185420
My 4 year old was sharing with us what she learned about Rosh Hashana in school- she was listing off the 4 names- Rosh Hashana, Yom HaDin, Yom Terua and Yom HaIparon. You know, because Hashem remembers what we do and writes it down in the Sefer Hatzaddikim. (This same child thinks we fast on “tissue bov”)October 2, 2016 4:32 am at 4:32 am #1185421
my kids were having supper ..franks and blanks…,when I came in to see who had finished..one of them excitedly told me “I ate the frank and even the wrapper!!!”October 6, 2016 4:27 pm at 4:27 pm #1185422
more words from the wise. 4 yr old daughter wants an esrog like her brothers, but a girl type, in pink and purple.March 27, 2017 7:26 am at 7:26 am #1244374
My niece told me, “Hashem loves the Yehudim because they are tznius. But sometimes they are not tznius, but He loves them anyhow.”March 27, 2017 7:30 am at 7:30 am #1244373
At the end of the Shabbos seudah, my sister wanted to take my 5-year old niece home because it was getting late, so she told her to put on her coat so they can go home. My niece didn’t want to go home yet, so she said, “No”.
My sister rebuked her for being rude. She said, “But I said it politely.”. So my sister said, “It doesn’t matter if you said it politely. It’s rude to say no to your mother. Now put on your coat.”
“No, thanks”, my niece sweetly answered. And couldn’t understand why we cracked up.March 28, 2017 2:47 am at 2:47 am #1244874
i asked my nephew to sing a Pesach song and he starts singing shoshanas Yaakov!March 28, 2017 2:47 am at 2:47 am #1244875
I do not like kids so I cannot add anything cute about them.March 28, 2017 2:49 am at 2:49 am #1244876
Winniethepooh, didn’t you say you were old in another thread? How do you have a 4 year old daughter than if your in your 60’s?March 28, 2017 1:58 pm at 1:58 pm #1245104
I never said I was in my 60s and never said I was old. Better go back and re-read that thread about age gaps in shidduchim- I think you are misinterpreting a theoretical conversation LU and I had about people’s perceptions about who is old. I never discussed my age at all.March 28, 2017 2:24 pm at 2:24 pm #1245121
RS: Why do you not like kids?
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