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  • #594680
    eclipse
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    Aha! So you DO have self-esteem!Now we are going to check if your self-esteem was raised a few notches on the self-esteem thread or….you were born KNOWING you’re perfect.Just give us a moment,an operator will be with you shortly.

    #735306
    ☕️coffee addict
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    i actually wanted to see what perfect people would say

    #735307
    kapusta
    Participant

    Finally! A thread for me!

    😉

    *kapusta*

    #735308
    yossi z.
    Member

    Self esteem thread? I was coming on here to use a line from the bumper sticker thread (practice makes perfect but nobody’s perfect so why practice)

    #735309
    kapusta
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    (practice makes perfect but nobody’s perfect so why practice)

    “Nobodys perfect. I’m nobody.”

    *kapusta*

    #735310
    Hummingbird
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    I certainly don’t consider myself perfect by any means. However, I always try to aim for perfection. But many people tell me that I’m a perfectionist (well, that has a lot to do w/ my upbringing-but I won’t get into that. It’s not something I really want to get into.) Sometimes it works & sometimes it doesn’t. When it works, I’m happy & when it doesn’t, well I guess I just try a little harder the next time to get a better result. All my life I was told/taught that ‘if there’s a will, there’s a way’. So I know that my input has to be the best that it can be so that the output can have the result of if not totally perfect then at least almost perfect.

    #735311
    wanderingchana
    Participant

    How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

    Practice…

    #735312
    eclipse
    Member

    Humming–are you the oldest in your family?

    #735313
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    “Nobodys perfect. I’m nobody.”

    kapusta

    never stuffed

    Queen Nobody, you stole my line! :~> :0] :~>

    #735314
    Hummingbird
    Participant

    eclipse, actually, no I’m the youngest in my family. We are KA”H 4 girls. Unfortunately, I’ve gone through a lot in my life. During a certain point in my life while living w/ my parents, although I love them to pieces, but things had to be a certain way while I lived there so it was somewhat difficult & stressful at times. I then got remarried -but it lasted all of 3 yrs. -I fell in pretty badly, unfortunately. So now, I guess you can say that I’m in the parshah of Shidduchim….

    Good Night!! I’m going to hit my sack for whatever is left of this night so that I can still function at work tomorrow. It’ll be a rather busy day at work. It’s the 1st of the month tomorrow & a lot will be happening so I Pashut need the energy to be able to get through my day. Take care & have a good one.

    #735315
    gavra_at_work
    Participant

    Oh well, I had something interesting & informative to post which could have gotten you all many mitzvos, but I can’t post here.

    I’m not perfect. 🙁

    #735316
    oomis
    Participant

    I used to be humble, but now I am perfect. Thank you for starting a thread about me.

    #735317
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    I really should be the only one writing here.

    ^MONIS^

    #735318
    Nonsense
    Member

    My other imperfect half told me to go here. Now what?

    #735319
    bpt
    Participant

    I wanted see what I’m missing to reach the upper ranks.

    But from what I’m reading, it looks like I’m not that far off.

    #735320
    eclipse
    Member

    How many other halfs can one half have??

    #735321
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    My biggest flaw is that I think I’m perfect.

    #735322
    Nonsense
    Member

    If they’re both imperfect, many.

    #735323

    I’m too modest to be here:)

    #735324

    Those who think they are perfect are annoying to those of us who are.

    #735325
    eclipse
    Member

    Ever read Perfectly Imperfect?Or see it performed?

    #735326
    yossi z.
    Member

    Mother in Israel: where did you get that line 🙂

    😀 yossi 😀

    #735327
    squeak
    Participant

    Well, well. Only 2 “Josephs” are perfect?

    I’ll get back off my high horse now. Sorry to offend you again mod.

    #735328
    eclipse
    Member

    It’s “Jewish and Frum”!

    #735329
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I’m always right. One time I thought I was wrong, but that was a mistake; it turned out that I was right.

    #735330

    you guys are nothing compared to me im really perfect at least thats what my mommy says

    #735331

    sorry to get all spiritual over this, but just a little food for thought: think about it, if we were perfect we’d be dead.

    sorry for ruining the fun……;)

    #735332
    eclipse
    Member

    psach,when the boys I was redting shidduchim to would tell me they wanted a tall,beautiful,slim girl with olive(sic) skin and round green eyes ,kind soft and gentle and also be willing to work full time cause they planned to learn forever… I told them one of 3 things.

    1.I know girls with SOME of the qualities you mentioned,but not ALL in one person,would you care to hear about a girl with only SOME?

    2.I think a totally perfect human being with zero faults would have completed her tafkid by now…she wouldn’t need to be here anymore!

    3.If I do manage to find a girl with all that in my lists,do you mind giving me a better idea OF WHAT YOU YOURSELF WILL BE BRINGING TO THE PICTURE?

    #735333
    bpt
    Participant

    # 4 –

    Tell them to stop looking, as I’ve got the only woman out there with “alleh malles”, and she’s not available at any price.

    Ok, serious. Have them look up “Johnny Lingo’s 8 cow wife”, and they’ll see how to find what they seek.

    If they can’t understand the story, they’re not ready to date

    #735334
    eclipse
    Member

    I remember that story!I read it here!Loved it!

    #735335
    1dayatatime
    Participant

    eclipse

    You should’ve told them to find a girl in Vietnam or South America

    #735336
    eclipse
    Member

    I actually did help him,because he was humble enough to call back and say he thought about it,and agreed to #1.Can’t share more details,this is public.

    #735337
    eclipse
    Member

    I’m open about my own stories,not others.

    #735338
    doodle jump
    Participant

    Oops. Stumbled on to this topic by mistake. My bad.

    #735339
    observanteen
    Member

    I stopped striving for perfection some time ago. Boy, it was a great relief! I always had to be the brightest, funniest, happiest most popular human being. Gosh, it drove me crazy! I was always on edge and ill at ease. B”H I stopped thinking that way. Hashem doesn’t want us to be PERFECT. He wants us to be the best WE can be!:)(Sorry, smile E. face. I didn’t mean to imitate ur symbol;))

    #735340
    i am here
    Member

    I am as perfect as can be. No one is perfect, if you were then you would be hashem.

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