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  • #597293
    Sender Av
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    Any other southern posters out there in coffeeland? Baltimore does NOT count!(no offense to any Baltimorians)

    #775969
    popa_bar_abba
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    Baltimore is too the south!

    Avenge the patriotic gore,

    that flecked the streets of Baltimore,

    and be the battle queen of yore,

    Maryland! My Maryland!

    That is from the battle song of the Confederacy, and is still the Maryland state song. It is sung to the tune of “Oh Tannenbaum”, which you might know as “Oh xmas tree”.

    #775970
    shlishi
    Member
    #775971
    gefen
    Participant

    mah husband grew up in memphis y’all

    #775972
    cherrybim
    Participant

    “Baltimore is too the south!”

    A Balimorean may be a Southerner to another Balimorean, but to a Southerner, a Balimorean is no Southerner.

    Hey, the Saath is gonna rahz agin!

    #775973
    BSD
    Member

    Sorry bud, am from Brooklyn. But I got some southern humor for you:

    Said the southerner to his wife:”Your hand reminds me of lemon mi-rang pie” “Oh” said his wife”and why is that?” “Because,” he says, “it has ma rang on yar finger”

    #775974
    Josh31
    Participant

    Hi y’all

    #775975
    Health
    Participant

    cherrybim –

    A Ballimorean is more south than all those Miami Snowbirds, even the ones that roost there all year!

    #775976
    minyan gal
    Member

    Ah do believe that a location can only be considered southern if most local restaurants and lounges serve mint juleps – with freshly grown mint – all year round. Ah personally don’t care for them, but they seem to be the quintessental southern drink. Ah would much prefer a small glessele Manischewitz sweet concord wine. This message is brought to you from the Canadian northland.

    (but after having visited Atlanta and New Orleans, twice each, ah think ah know a bit about the topic. Shalom y’all.)

    #775977
    gavra_at_work
    Participant

    PBA:

    Baltimore had no interest in joining the states that were resisting federal dominance in the War of Northern Agression.

    Not Southern.

    #775978
    cherrybim
    Participant

    You’ve got to admit, the funniest thing is to hear a Southerner make the beerchas Hatorah in their special drawl.

    I have spent much time in the real South, being married to a Southerner…loads of fun.

    #775979
    gefen
    Participant

    cherrybim – my father’s cousins live in virginia. my mother always found it cute the way they spoke yiddish with a southern drawl.

    #775980
    zahavasdad
    Participant

    In Florida South is North and North is South

    South Florida they talk with a Northern accent and North Florida they talk with a Southern accent

    #775981
    Sender Av
    Member

    A real southern funny: the tune to misha nichnas adar is the same as pick a bail of cotton

    #775982
    Health
    Participant

    Sender – An old Square dance song. Here are the words:

    “Hey little Johhny -Whatcha doin’ in the market? Not buying, not sellin, just makin trouble.

    Oh whoa, pick a bail of cotton.

    Oh whoa, pick a bail of hay.

    #775983
    cherrybim
    Participant

    gefen – what part of virginia those yehoodim all from?

    #775984
    blinky
    Participant

    Well if going to the catskills is considered “upstate” then we brooklyners are considered southerners no?

    #775985
    wanderingchana
    Participant

    Blinky: Brooklyn is north of the Mason-Dixon line.

    Zahavasdad: Except in Miami (Spanish accent)

    #775986
    gefen
    Participant

    cherrybim – they’re from newport news. know anyone there?

    #775987
    cherrybim
    Participant

    My wife; so that makes us mechutanim.

    #775988
    gefen
    Participant

    cherrybim- hey y’all “mechutin” — that would be funny if ur wife knows or is related to my relatives. but i guess since we are all anonymous here (well, mostly) we might never find out.

    #775989
    cherrybim
    Participant

    Newport News was blessed with fantastic Rabbonim in the 50’s and 60’s who were m’kariv the community over a span of years. For the most part, the men, while belonging to the Orthodox shul, were not Shomer Shabbos in terms of parnossa. Many had business in real estate and retail establishments. This was the situation in many Southern towns.

    The eventual success of these Rabbonim, however, was the demise of the future frum community of Newport News. The Rabbonim (Rabbi Efrayim Kolatch, Rabbi Nachman Bulman, Rabbi Allan Mirvis, Rabbi Herschel Horowitz) had worked hard to start NCSY and a day school (Henrietta Kurzer Hebrew Academy) and most of the day school graduates stayed frum and ended up going to out of town yeshivas, i.e., Baltimore: Bais Yaakov, TA, Ner Israel; New York: Stern College, YU. But they married and didn’t return; so end of Newport News frum community and end of day school. The Rabbonim had a vision and now these kids are located all over America and Eretz Yisroel and are involved in Kollel; Chinuch; Kashrus; Rabbonis; and other worthy endeavors. They have created frum families and now have children and grandchildren who continue to grow. And all because of the mesiras nefesh of a few individuals and a community of very special women who wanted more out of Yiddishkeit for their children and themselves.

    Every Jew in Newport News knew each other; and for that matter, the frum youngsters knew every other frum kid in Richmond, Norfolk, and Danville; all through NYCY.

    #775990
    Sister Bear
    Member

    It was so disappointing, when I went to Texas (I think that’s South, no?) there was not one person who spoke with a Southern accent. They all talked like northerners, however they talk lol

    #775991
    Sender Av
    Member

    Texas is not “THE SOUTH”

    #775992
    gefen
    Participant

    cherrybim- wow – thanks for all that info. really really interesting! as far as where our relatives went to school, i don’t know. next time i speak with them i can ask. (we only speak maybe once or twice a year) when we lived in ny, we would see them more often cuz most of the fam lived there and they used to come in to visit everyone. now we’re more spread apart and the older generation is unfortunately dying out so…… that’s how it goes. they did come to the midwest for our son’s bar mitzvah a few yrs ago. they’re very family oriented – like most southerners prob – and make every effort to go to simchas.

    have a good Yom Tov!

    #775993
    Sister Bear
    Member

    lol sorry Sender Av, so what is considered “THE SOUTH”

    #775994
    Josh31
    Participant

    According to all major Torah and political (lehavdil) “deios” (opinions) Texas is!!!

    It is full of northerners who came here for a JOB, including me.

    In the northern cities Unions are powerful, but the next generation ends up whistling Dixie as they can’t get any decent jobs up north.

    #775995
    cherrybim
    Participant

    And a good Yam Tov to y’all.

    #775996
    Sabzi
    Member

    woop woop Texas!!! …. whats a native texas who’s living in israel supposed to do while yall are doing 2nd day chag?

    #775997
    nystatetrooper
    Participant

    Sisterbear:

    Virginia west wirginia charleston Kentucky Tennessee north Carolina south Carolina Georgia Florida Alabama Mississippi arkansas

    #775998
    Josh31
    Participant

    Go Mavericks!!! 112-103

    The Heat is in Final cooldown.

    #775999
    Dovid S.
    Member

    USED to be from Florida. Now am in Israel. Can I post?

    Yee-haw!

    #776000
    Sabzi
    Member

    nystatetrooper — how come texas didnt make the list… i think you forget that the sides of north and south were made during the civil war.

    and yes…. MAVS!!

    #776001
    wanderingchana
    Participant

    I think that if men can post on the women’s threads, that nawthenehs can post here!

    (and yes…. go Mavs!)

    #776002
    nystatetrooper
    Participant

    Sabazi: Texas is MIDWEST

    #776003
    Josh31
    Participant

    It appears that New York State is not teaching anything about USA geography!!!

    Texas is as South as you can get and not end up in Mexico or the Gulf of Mexico!!!

    #776004
    Sabzi
    Member

    yea trooper… take a look at a map of the usa…. stick your finger smack in the center and drag it straight down (south) and not left (west)…..

    Welcome to Texas! (go mavs!)

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