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  • #611723
    Torah613Torah
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    Nu, tell me your dreams, and I’ll interpret it for you in a good way.

    #998210
    squeak
    Participant

    Arent all dream interpretations supposed to be unfavorable? You are much more likely to get repeat customers when you validate their fears for them. I read that somewhere.

    #998211
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    I’m having nightmares just thinking about it

    #998212
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    Squeak: That means that all of your fears have been validated, but ultimately everything will be resolved to everyone’s benefit.

    #998213
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    Syag: That means you have a fear of talking about your inner self to others. By speaking openly and anonymously about them, you will find inner peace.

    #998214
    squeak
    Participant

    I said I read thay. Everyone knows that it is impossible to read while you are dreaming, because it is a distinctly separate part of the brain. You should not have interpretdd that as a dream, now my confidence in your ability is lost.

    #998215
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Those responses by Torah sounds exactly like some computer-generated program…

    No offense.

    Sidi™

    #998216
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    anonymously? do you mean I should be posting more?

    #998217
    Sam2
    Participant

    Squeak: I can read in my dreams…

    #998218
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I knew it the whole time. Torah613Torah is really Joseph.

    #998219
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Ok,

    I dreamed a dream. In my dream, there was a pink jaguar chasing me. Then I woke up.

    #998220

    O wise man. I saw seven good years followed by seven hunger years. Does that mean I’ll have seven cows or seven stalks?

    #998221
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    LF: Either way, in the end you will have so many froggies like the stars in the sky. When hit they will birth six at one time! The more you hit, the more they will come… And this is only the beginning! Good luck and thank you for using Dreams Revealed™ Inc.

    SiDi™

    #998223
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    In my dream, there was a pink jaguar chasing me.

    Did you catch the license plate?

    #998224
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Shouldn’t this thread be in the humor section?

    SiDi™

    #998225
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I had a dream where everything was normal. Weird, no?

    #998226
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Little Froggie – that means you will be stalked by a cow with 7 screen names.

    #998228
    gefen
    Participant

    Hi. I’m Olaf and I like warm hugs. I dream about suuummer and sun and all things hoooot……. Can anyone interpret this dream? 😉

    #998229
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Gefen, can you please explain?

    #998230
    gefen
    Participant

    Hint…..I’m “Frozen”…..

    #998231
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Oh, right you’re from that country called “Chicago”.

    #998232
    gefen
    Participant

    Daas – yes it is cold here in “Chicago country” but that’s not what I’m talking about.

    #998233
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant
    #998234
    gefen
    Participant

    Daas – whatever you googled there has nothing to do with what I’m talking about. Although, Olaf is a snowman, so you’re getting close, I guess.

    #998235
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    From Disney, no?

    #998236

    Gefen- i see that you have become a family of olaf-lovers… 0> (side view of his head with the carrot, just for you)

    #998237
    gefen
    Participant

    hey SMILE E. FACE – ur on to me. it’s so cute. it’s like a little baby unicorn. hehe. u gotta come over and see the little olaf i bought.

    DAASYOCHID – u got it!

    #998238
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    Dream interpreter back online.

    welcome back

    #998239

    There were 7 fish swimming in scotch. And they were not consumed by the scotch, but they were consuming the scotch.

    In the next dream, there were 3 big bottles of scotch inside one small fish. And the fish was swimming in milk, but the milk was not goats milk, it was horse milk, and it was ??? ???.

    In the next dream, there was one ?????, and it swallowed up the 7 fish from the first dream, and then it smashed all the idols, including the baal peor, and it put the axe into the hands of the goat that refused to give milk in the second dream.

    In the next dream, the people were all sad because the baal peor was smashed, and they had nowhere to go to the bathroom. So they invented a toilet.

    #998240
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    Mod: That means that the next time you enter your kitchen, you will be welcomed.

    Doped up: What an excellent dream. The many fish refer to your many and good children. The much scotch means the many alcoholic drinks you will enjoy and stay healthy.

    The milk was chalav stam because you have been known to eat chalav stam ice cream.

    It was a horse, because you will talk to a donkey tomorrow.

    The next dream is shtus. Because every dream has an element of shtus. This was the element of these dreams.

    And the last dream means that your toilet will never get stopped up.

    #998241
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I had a dream in which the ground was sprinkled with twigs and leaves, but there were no trees in sight.

    #998242
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Pink jaguar means you will be defeated by the weakest of women.

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