Truisms and guidelines that only we know

do men’s yarmulke’s really get bigger to cover the bald spot? or is that just a rumor.

It’s because the last minute is still only one minute long, no matter when the Zman is.

The discomfort of the itch is in proportion to the difficulty of reaching it.

bizzes…

if its jeans, your either in camp/more modern type

it its a short black slinky, your chassidish

if its a long black slinky, your in camp/haning out on a sunday/wearing it for shtick at a vort/wedding

Uniform skirts: (not my school, my friend’s school)

If it’s even a cm. less than 3 inches below the knee, you’re too modern.

If it’s even a cm. more than 3 inches below the knee, you’re nebby.

Shidduch resume says 5 feet tall.

That means:

a) 4’9″

b)4’11 1/2″

c) 5’1″

d) 5′ (in very few cases)

My cousin actually is. It was very annoying for her, dealing with the skepticism that someone could actually be 5 feet exactly.

Bein hazmanim is like ????? ????:

1. They drey around till ???? wearing crocs.

2. They put ?????? on at ???? time

3. They think its asur to learn ????!

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When you see a heavily pregnant woman pushing a stroller with a baby or young child in, you say ????? ????? ????

Just to reiterate an earlier post about Friday afternoon: it is much easier to be on time for a 4pm winter Shabbos then to make early Shabbos at 7pm in the summer.

No matter how much cholent you eat, there’s always room for dessert.

Shelo asani goy: A goy cannot understand the simcha of coming to shul on a Monday or Thursday and finding out there’s no tachanun.

The hungrier you are, the longer the Rabbi’s speech is.