January 29, 2023 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #2160593
WANTED: A sober, respectable, reliable, steady, individual of the Hebrew faith with the proper weltanschauung to moderate a highly active and popular digital forum in cyberspace. Must be willing to tolerate strong dissent, controversy and friction. Yet be ready to censor and remove any submitted content not in line with Daas Torah. No leftists need apply. Must be available at all odd hours of the day and night to satisfy a very demanding clientele. Strong stamina required.January 30, 2023 1:00 am at 1:00 am #2160658yungermanSParticipant
Contact Alon Musk Directly. He has a large space crew available in his own spacex company to work for youJanuary 30, 2023 1:00 am at 1:00 am #2160651
And…… Where’s the contact info?January 30, 2023 1:00 am at 1:00 am #2160643AviraDeArahParticipant
Ujm, there are 4 or 5 of us yeshiva people on here….take your pickJanuary 30, 2023 1:01 am at 1:01 am #2160662Shimon NodelParticipant
Are you trying to hire a full time psychiatrist?January 30, 2023 9:29 am at 9:29 am #2160724
And…… Where’s the contact info?
Right at the bottom of this page, in the box under “Reply To:”January 30, 2023 11:22 am at 11:22 am #2160752
Fine, I’ll post
“WANTED: A sober….. individual
Shoot, I’m outJanuary 30, 2023 11:26 am at 11:26 am #2160780
ok – hineniJanuary 30, 2023 11:27 am at 11:27 am #2160784GadolhadorahParticipant
“WANTED: A sober, respectable, reliable, steady, individual of the Hebrew faith with the proper weltanschauung to moderate a highly active and popular digital forum in cyberspace..”
You neglected to note that potential applicants must not be prone to unusually high levels of
schadenfreude when reviewing and censoring new posts affirming the continuing decline of a former occupant of the oval office and expressions of political tshuvah with respect to disclaiming any further support for him or his racist and xenophobic agenda.January 30, 2023 1:46 pm at 1:46 pm #2160827
I suspect a person who is looking to be hired by a website and claims to know what is “Daas Torah” clearly does not have “Daas Torah”.
I was at a TU convention and Rav Pam zatsal was called up to give over “Daas Torah.”
The first thing he said in his humility was that “I am giving over “Daas Avrohom”January 30, 2023 1:46 pm at 1:46 pm #2160825AviraDeArahParticipant
I think anyone with the time on their hands to moderate an internet forum isn’t qualified to levy daas torah decisions, myself included. That doessn’t mean I can’t use this forum to spread the daas torah that ive acquired from my rebbeim, however.January 30, 2023 10:12 pm at 10:12 pm #2160924Amil ZolaParticipant
Ok, this is a pretty funny thread.January 30, 2023 11:58 pm at 11:58 pm #2160996LakewoodscoopParticipant
I’m interested in this position and I think I can qualify and do a good job. Please reach out to me. Thank you.February 1, 2023 2:11 pm at 2:11 pm #2161617
….in line with Daas Torah. No leftists…
Honestly, which one really drives your agenda?February 1, 2023 5:24 pm at 5:24 pm #2161661ubiquitinParticipant
Azoi vi di Rebbe hut geteichet: Ut bin ich greit!February 1, 2023 5:37 pm at 5:37 pm #2161696
“….in line with Daas Torah. No leftists…”
Admittedly, those two qualification/disqualification were redundant one to the other.February 1, 2023 9:17 pm at 9:17 pm #2161776
So Daas Torah is a relic from before Leftism. Now just being anti leftist would suffice.February 1, 2023 9:19 pm at 9:19 pm #2161787
Why are you trying to troll?February 1, 2023 10:34 pm at 10:34 pm #2161820
JackK: I’ll need two business references from you to proceed with your application.February 2, 2023 7:43 am at 7:43 am #2161839
As I mentioned before, my daas Torah does not believe in daas Torah, so I will have no problems to square the posts with the daas Torah that does not exist.
I think mathematically, my daas Torah is a portion of my teacher’s DT, somewhat a Bayesian DT:
that is DT (AAQ) = DT (AAQ / teacher) * DT (teacher),
where DT(teacher) = DT (teacher/ his teacher) * DT (his teacher) ad Moshe Rabeinu ..
so despite DT (AAQ / teacher) hovering around 0.5 (sometimes yes, sometimes no),
DT(teacher) seems to be 0, so DT(AAQ) is 0 also.
Note that your DT is 1 only if DT of everyone in that chain is 1. Even if everyone in your chain
is holding by 0.99, the whole product may be around 0.5February 2, 2023 7:43 am at 7:43 am #2161840
jackk does not have no business references, businesses are for profit and evil. He has two government references and they’ll stop by to check on you shortly.February 2, 2023 7:55 am at 7:55 am #2161857Shimon NodelParticipant
Ujm, I’m somewhat well versed in psychotherapy. I think I would be an ideal candidate to help you full timeFebruary 2, 2023 9:35 am at 9:35 am #2161936
So the answer to why are you trolling is to troll some more?
Go ahead spend your life believing in the republican bible.
It is 2 pages long and ignores every word of Torah Shebiksav and Baal Peh.February 2, 2023 9:37 am at 9:37 am #2161937
When you find the republican pope and ask him to show you the 2 pages you will find the first one blank and the second covered over with dollar bills.
When you ask him where it is from, he will tell you that is was found in the dead sea area.February 2, 2023 10:40 am at 10:40 am #2161945
Shimon: I will be conducting an assessment and evaluation on your skills, knowledge, capabilities and weltanschauung assuming you make it past the first two levels of interviews with my HR team.February 2, 2023 2:03 pm at 2:03 pm #2161964
“ It is 2 pages long and ignores every word of Torah Shebiksav and Baal Peh.”
Why do you post opinions that you can’t back up when questioned?February 2, 2023 2:03 pm at 2:03 pm #2161986
All trolling should be this much fun!
Could I get the job being anti leftist only? Without the Torah angle, I’ll be much more extreme.February 2, 2023 5:37 pm at 5:37 pm #2162041
That was not an opinion. It’s somewhere between a literary fact and an imaginary fact.February 2, 2023 5:45 pm at 5:45 pm #2162101
That post was far from the only post of his that I was referring to.February 2, 2023 8:11 pm at 8:11 pm #2162123
You believe the same things as trump so you’re basically the same person as him and jackk would never answer trump so he won’t answer you
You are the satan incarnateFebruary 3, 2023 6:46 am at 6:46 am #2162187
I wish you and your family much Gezunt, Parnasa, Nachas and Bracha.
I don’t respond usually because as I explained I am not posting in order to change anyone’s mind.
This whole post is a troll.
Joseph is not hiring anybody.
I tried once to get Joseph to stop but he continued. So I posted my own little troll. The description of a republican bible when there isn’t any at all, is obviously coming from my imagination. I have applied for a trademark on the moshol of a republican pope and bible found in sedom.
Our Torah Hakedosha, which we all firmly believe was given to us at Har Sinai 3335, is not followed by any political party in America.
The American constitution and Bill of Rights contain many elements that are direct rebellions against Hashem.February 3, 2023 11:51 am at 11:51 am #2162256
I wish the same to you and your family. While we have opposing opinions on just about everything I do sincerely care about you and daven for you every day that you should take a step back, take a look at the abominable anti-Torah political party that you ferociously defend and do teshuva before it’s too late.
“I am not posting in order to change anyone’s mind.”
That’s a good thing, when you get (hopefully up) to the next world after 120 you won’t be held responsible for the sins of those whose mind’s you changed when they read your posts.
“This whole post is a troll.
Joseph is not hiring anybody.”
OK, we found some common ground here. YAY!
“So I posted my own little troll. The description of a republican bible when there isn’t any at all, is obviously coming from my imagination. I have applied for a trademark on the moshol of a republican pope and bible found in sedom.”
This wasn’t necessarily what I was referring to.
E.g. On a different thread some time back you mentioned that Elon Musk didn’t pay any income tax and I mentioned that CNN (not the most conservative website) wrote that he paid $11,000,000,000 in income tax. When I asked for your source you ignored my post.
You mentioned that false claim again this week and I again pointed that out- but you ignored that post as well.
I was asking here (although it could have been in any thread) why you state your opinion or make outrageous claims without being able to back them up.November 9, 2023 1:41 pm at 1:41 pm #2238283
Due to a lack of (qualified) candidates applying for the above position, executive management of the firm has decided to double the starting pay for this position.
Looking to hire immediately. Desperately needed as previous moderator has semi-retired (with him being more retired than semi.)November 10, 2023 3:23 pm at 3:23 pm #2238621
How do i appply?November 11, 2023 11:10 pm at 11:10 pm #2238774
That explains the no updates for three daysNovember 12, 2023 7:14 am at 7:14 am #2238782Amil ZolaParticipant
Two wives and all those kids, doesn’t joe have a son-in-law that could fill the bill?November 12, 2023 1:16 pm at 1:16 pm #2238916
Three wives.November 12, 2023 9:39 pm at 9:39 pm #2238996
To show chesed to the moderator, I’ll take upon myself , bli never, to write posts that do not require moderator to edit anything till the end of the month, or at least I’ll put controversial ideas in invisible ink, white on white, for example,
Hope you agree.
That would be super helpful, thanks. You do realize what it entails, tho, right?November 12, 2023 9:40 pm at 9:40 pm #2239007
Here I am.
When do I start?November 12, 2023 10:25 pm at 10:25 pm #2239039
Participant: You start immediately. You’ll be working 18 hours a day, six days a week.
Welcome aboard!November 12, 2023 10:26 pm at 10:26 pm #2239038
If mods would be willing to share with me rejected posts (under an NDA), I can see if we can train an ai moderator for some obvious abuses.November 12, 2023 10:26 pm at 10:26 pm #2239037
Mod, mate, it entails me not posting for the next 6 hours until rosh hodesh Sydney time. Cheers.November 14, 2023 5:43 pm at 5:43 pm #2239772
thanks. I’m checking in now…
Do I get paid weekly or monthly?November 14, 2023 7:59 pm at 7:59 pm #2239834
You get paid daily or annually. The choice is yours.November 15, 2023 1:24 pm at 1:24 pm #2239996lakewhutParticipant
Do they allow criticism of Lakewood?
Motzei shem ra, lashon hora or just general?November 15, 2023 5:24 pm at 5:24 pm #2240047
Checking out now.
Check, please.November 16, 2023 1:20 am at 1:20 am #2240145
“The check is in the mail.”
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