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  • #2160593
    ujm
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    WANTED: A sober, respectable, reliable, steady, individual of the Hebrew faith with the proper weltanschauung to moderate a highly active and popular digital forum in cyberspace. Must be willing to tolerate strong dissent, controversy and friction. Yet be ready to censor and remove any submitted content not in line with Daas Torah. No leftists need apply. Must be available at all odd hours of the day and night to satisfy a very demanding clientele. Strong stamina required.

    #2160658
    yungermanS
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    Contact Alon Musk Directly. He has a large space crew available in his own spacex company to work for you

    #2160651
    Happy new year
    Participant

    And…… Where’s the contact info?

    #2160643
    AviraDeArah
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    Ujm, there are 4 or 5 of us yeshiva people on here….take your pick

    #2160662
    Shimon Nodel
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    Are you trying to hire a full time psychiatrist?

    #2160724
    ujm
    Participant

    And…… Where’s the contact info?

    Right at the bottom of this page, in the box under “Reply To:”

    #2160752
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Fine, I’ll post

    “WANTED: A sober….. individual

    Shoot, I’m out

    #2160780
    Happy new year
    Participant

    ok – hineni

    #2160784
    Gadolhadorah
    Participant

    “WANTED: A sober, respectable, reliable, steady, individual of the Hebrew faith with the proper weltanschauung to moderate a highly active and popular digital forum in cyberspace..”

    You neglected to note that potential applicants must not be prone to unusually high levels of
    schadenfreude when reviewing and censoring new posts affirming the continuing decline of a former occupant of the oval office and expressions of political tshuvah with respect to disclaiming any further support for him or his racist and xenophobic agenda.

    #2160827
    jackk
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    I suspect a person who is looking to be hired by a website and claims to know what is “Daas Torah” clearly does not have “Daas Torah”.

    I was at a TU convention and Rav Pam zatsal was called up to give over “Daas Torah.”
    The first thing he said in his humility was that “I am giving over “Daas Avrohom”

    #2160825
    AviraDeArah
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    I think anyone with the time on their hands to moderate an internet forum isn’t qualified to levy daas torah decisions, myself included. That doessn’t mean I can’t use this forum to spread the daas torah that ive acquired from my rebbeim, however.

    #2160924
    Amil Zola
    Participant

    Ok, this is a pretty funny thread.

    #2160996
    Lakewoodscoop
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    I’m interested in this position and I think I can qualify and do a good job. Please reach out to me. Thank you.

    #2161617
    n0mesorah
    Participant

    ….in line with Daas Torah. No leftists…

    Honestly, which one really drives your agenda?

    #2161661
    ubiquitin
    Participant

    UJM

    Azoi vi di Rebbe hut geteichet: Ut bin ich greit!

    #2161696
    ujm
    Participant

    “….in line with Daas Torah. No leftists…”

    Admittedly, those two qualification/disqualification were redundant one to the other.

    #2161776
    n0mesorah
    Participant

    So Daas Torah is a relic from before Leftism. Now just being anti leftist would suffice.

    #2161787
    jackk
    Participant

    Ujm,
    Why are you trying to troll?

    #2161820
    ujm
    Participant

    JackK: I’ll need two business references from you to proceed with your application.

    #2161839

    As I mentioned before, my daas Torah does not believe in daas Torah, so I will have no problems to square the posts with the daas Torah that does not exist.

    I think mathematically, my daas Torah is a portion of my teacher’s DT, somewhat a Bayesian DT:

    that is DT (AAQ) = DT (AAQ / teacher) * DT (teacher),
    where DT(teacher) = DT (teacher/ his teacher) * DT (his teacher) ad Moshe Rabeinu ..

    so despite DT (AAQ / teacher) hovering around 0.5 (sometimes yes, sometimes no),
    DT(teacher) seems to be 0, so DT(AAQ) is 0 also.

    Note that your DT is 1 only if DT of everyone in that chain is 1. Even if everyone in your chain
    is holding by 0.99, the whole product may be around 0.5

    #2161840

    jackk does not have no business references, businesses are for profit and evil. He has two government references and they’ll stop by to check on you shortly.

    #2161857
    Shimon Nodel
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    Ujm, I’m somewhat well versed in psychotherapy. I think I would be an ideal candidate to help you full time

    #2161936
    jackk
    Participant

    So the answer to why are you trolling is to troll some more?

    Go ahead spend your life believing in the republican bible.

    It is 2 pages long and ignores every word of Torah Shebiksav and Baal Peh.

    #2161937
    jackk
    Participant

    When you find the republican pope and ask him to show you the 2 pages you will find the first one blank and the second covered over with dollar bills.

    When you ask him where it is from, he will tell you that is was found in the dead sea area.

    #2161945
    ujm
    Participant

    Shimon: I will be conducting an assessment and evaluation on your skills, knowledge, capabilities and weltanschauung assuming you make it past the first two levels of interviews with my HR team.

    #2161964
    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    @jackk

    “ It is 2 pages long and ignores every word of Torah Shebiksav and Baal Peh.”

    Why do you post opinions that you can’t back up when questioned?

    #2161986
    n0mesorah
    Participant

    All trolling should be this much fun!

    Could I get the job being anti leftist only? Without the Torah angle, I’ll be much more extreme.

    #2162041
    n0mesorah
    Participant

    Dear Dr,

    That was not an opinion. It’s somewhere between a literary fact and an imaginary fact.

    #2162101
    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    @n0mesorah

    That post was far from the only post of his that I was referring to.

    #2162123
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Dr Pepper,

    You believe the same things as trump so you’re basically the same person as him and jackk would never answer trump so he won’t answer you

    You are the satan incarnate

    #2162187
    jackk
    Participant

    DrP,

    I wish you and your family much Gezunt, Parnasa, Nachas and Bracha.
    I don’t respond usually because as I explained I am not posting in order to change anyone’s mind.

    This whole post is a troll.
    Joseph is not hiring anybody.

    I tried once to get Joseph to stop but he continued. So I posted my own little troll. The description of a republican bible when there isn’t any at all, is obviously coming from my imagination. I have applied for a trademark on the moshol of a republican pope and bible found in sedom.

    Our Torah Hakedosha, which we all firmly believe was given to us at Har Sinai 3335, is not followed by any political party in America.
    The American constitution and Bill of Rights contain many elements that are direct rebellions against Hashem.

    #2162256
    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    @jackk

    I wish the same to you and your family. While we have opposing opinions on just about everything I do sincerely care about you and daven for you every day that you should take a step back, take a look at the abominable anti-Torah political party that you ferociously defend and do teshuva before it’s too late.

    “I am not posting in order to change anyone’s mind.”

    That’s a good thing, when you get (hopefully up) to the next world after 120 you won’t be held responsible for the sins of those whose mind’s you changed when they read your posts.

    “This whole post is a troll.
    Joseph is not hiring anybody.”

    OK, we found some common ground here. YAY!

    “So I posted my own little troll. The description of a republican bible when there isn’t any at all, is obviously coming from my imagination. I have applied for a trademark on the moshol of a republican pope and bible found in sedom.”

    This wasn’t necessarily what I was referring to.

    E.g. On a different thread some time back you mentioned that Elon Musk didn’t pay any income tax and I mentioned that CNN (not the most conservative website) wrote that he paid $11,000,000,000 in income tax. When I asked for your source you ignored my post.

    You mentioned that false claim again this week and I again pointed that out- but you ignored that post as well.

    I was asking here (although it could have been in any thread) why you state your opinion or make outrageous claims without being able to back them up.

    #2238283
    ujm
    Participant

    Due to a lack of (qualified) candidates applying for the above position, executive management of the firm has decided to double the starting pay for this position.

    Looking to hire immediately. Desperately needed as previous moderator has semi-retired (with him being more retired than semi.)

    #2238621
    Happy new year
    Participant

    How do i appply?

    #2238774
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    That explains the no updates for three days

    #2238782
    Amil Zola
    Participant

    Two wives and all those kids, doesn’t joe have a son-in-law that could fill the bill?

    #2238916
    ujm
    Participant

    Three wives.

    #2238996

    To show chesed to the moderator, I’ll take upon myself , bli never, to write posts that do not require moderator to edit anything till the end of the month, or at least I’ll put controversial ideas in invisible ink, white on white, for example,

    Hope you agree.

    That would be super helpful, thanks. You do realize what it entails, tho, right?

    #2239007
    Participant
    Participant

    Here I am.
    When do I start?

    #2239039
    ujm
    Participant

    Participant: You start immediately. You’ll be working 18 hours a day, six days a week.

    Welcome aboard!

    #2239038

    If mods would be willing to share with me rejected posts (under an NDA), I can see if we can train an ai moderator for some obvious abuses.

    #2239037

    Mod, mate, it entails me not posting for the next 6 hours until rosh hodesh Sydney time. Cheers.

    #2239772
    Participant
    Participant

    thanks. I’m checking in now…
    Do I get paid weekly or monthly?

    #2239834
    ujm
    Participant

    You get paid daily or annually. The choice is yours.

    #2239996
    lakewhut
    Participant

    Do they allow criticism of Lakewood?

    Motzei shem ra, lashon hora or just general?

    #2240047
    Participant
    Participant

    Checking out now.
    Check, please.

    #2240145
    ujm
    Participant

    “The check is in the mail.”

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