what is Zaphod Beeblebrox????

Zaphod Beeblebrox was the President of the Galaxy. He was born on the fifth planet orbiting the star Betelguese. As President, his job was to draw attention away from the true rulers of the universe. In this he was very successful. He is easily identified by having two heads.

The Wolf

Wow, so much misinformation in this thread. Let me clear some things up. @Benjamen you can find the original requests in a thread called rants on demand. Also, it?! IT?! How dare you. I am a proud he/her. We can be contacted by creating a thread with our name in it, an approach you seem to have picked up just fine, so I’m not sure what you’re yelling about.

@wolf, thank you for that concise and mostly accurate history of my life.

@commonsaychel, first of all, I’m a litvak. I don’t go to the Mikva, except on special occasions, and I am vehemently opposed to the Tintin books, as I have pontificated extensively upon in a thread devoted to the subject. As usual, you have put 100 percent into being 100 percent wrong. Stupidhead.

@huju, you are absolutely correct. Thank you for continuing to be someone who can consistently be counted upon to uplift the conversation with your unparalleled and always accurate witticisms.