What's red, hangs on the wall, and whistles?

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    A herring

    “But a herring isn’t Red!”

    I painted it red

    “But a herring doesn’t hang on the wall!”

    I hung it on the wall

    “But a herring doesn’t whistle!”

    Ohhhh, that was just to confuse you.

    #928591
    OneOfMany
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    What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls from a tree and lands on you, will kill you?

    #928592
    Torah613Torah
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    It must have been a red herring. 🙂

    I can just picture in court – here’s my red herring, toot toot!

    #928593
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Matjes?

    #928594
    WIY
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    One of many

    Ooh ooh I know, a 300 pound caterpillar!

    #928595
    OneOfMany
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    A pool table actually, but lol. ^_^

    #928596
    superstar
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    Hey I heard someone tell me that joke. For a split second I thought you might be them.

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    YW Moderator-42
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    An 800 ton, moss-covered leaf

    #928598
    gefen
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    Hey – I just heard this joke on Shabbos.

    #928599
    YW Moderator-42
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    #928600
    oomis
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    Someone dressed up as a Giant Kiwi for Purim?

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