August 16, 2013 2:50 am at 2:50 am #610374sharpMember
We craddys need a leader. Someone strong, yet level headed and spiritual at the same time to guide us through these trying times in general, and the current elections for Mayor of Coffeetown in particular.
I hereby nominate DaasYochid, Sam2 and Yitayningwut. Any other nominations?
(Thanks to The Goq, for your terrific opening statement that I so conveniently helped myself to.)August 16, 2013 4:20 am at 4:20 am #971353Sam2Participant
I second DaasYochid’s nomination. I have enough stress with actual people relying on my Halachic opinions. I don’t need more from people who may or may not (but hopefully not) be listening to what I say, especially when I write far more off-the-cuff and less detailed things here.August 16, 2013 5:01 am at 5:01 am #971354CuriosityParticipant
I elect to not have a CR rabbi. However, if I had no choice, it would be Sam2, for his bekiyus, only if tempered by Torah613 for her common sense and levelheadedness.August 16, 2013 6:05 am at 6:05 am #971355This name is already takenParticipant
Well maybe if I get a letter that paskens that everyone has to vote for me and get all the gedolim to sign it I could winAugust 16, 2013 6:14 am at 6:14 am #971356the-art-of-moiParticipant
im going for torah613. and if we need a social worker- middlepath. anyone know where he is? his essays are amazing! so true to life!August 16, 2013 8:27 am at 8:27 am #971357shmoolik 1Participant
I nominate the Googele Rebbe he is both yeshivish and chasidish with a bit of tzionish thrown inAugust 16, 2013 4:05 pm at 4:05 pm #971358writersoulParticipant
Torah613? But wouldn’t PBA leave the CR if we elected a maharat?August 16, 2013 10:39 pm at 10:39 pm #971359Sam2Participant
writersoul: Maharat? That’s a demeaning term to wimmin because it implies inferiority to men. Torah would be a Rabbi, plain and simple.August 18, 2013 2:19 am at 2:19 am #971360YW Moderator-42Moderator
I nominate popa_bar_abba as the Rabbi and Torah613Torah as the Maharat ^_^. I nominate TheGoq as the President and Joseph as the shnorers who collect quarters during threads (when I see those guys going around during davening I often feel like I’m seeing the same guy multiple times).August 18, 2013 2:36 am at 2:36 am #971361sharpMember
42 lololololAugust 18, 2013 7:26 pm at 7:26 pm #971362writersoulParticipant
That’s womyn to you, Sam2.August 18, 2013 9:46 pm at 9:46 pm #971363UtahMember
I nominate myself
Ego +1August 19, 2013 4:42 am at 4:42 am #971364Burnt SteakParticipant
I second UtahAugust 19, 2013 11:56 am at 11:56 am #971365popa_bar_abbaParticipant
“Elect” a rabbi?August 19, 2013 6:03 pm at 6:03 pm #971366jbaldy22Member
maybe we should make a chief rabbi so then we can have an electionAugust 19, 2013 8:31 pm at 8:31 pm #971367UtahMember
Look we all know im going to win if there is an election. (its ok to stop cheering now). (Really stop cheering now). (I get the point you all love me but seriously this cheering has got to stop). You guys love me more then Canada loves Hockey. So for the sake of everyone I am starting the job now.August 20, 2013 10:58 am at 10:58 am #971368jewishfeminist02Member
HEY! If we are going to have a maharat, it should be me! (for obvious reasons!)
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