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May 11, 2011 1:43 am at 1:43 am #596819HaLeiViParticipant
After much discussion and heated arguments, it still seems like there is no decisive conclusion. I tried setting up color war, but it was hard to set up plays and it would be unfair to have skits, since Men have popa on their side. Therefore, it’s time for a real discussion. So, here is a fresh, new & Pledged thread just for that. Who are better, men or women?
May 11, 2011 2:59 am at 2:59 am #765803☕️coffee addictParticipantIn what way?
May 11, 2011 3:10 am at 3:10 am #765804popa_bar_abbaParticipantI’d rather be a man, but I like women waaaay better.
May 11, 2011 3:17 am at 3:17 am #765805YW Moderator-42Moderator42
May 11, 2011 3:17 am at 3:17 am #765806ursula momishMemberAs Annie Oakley sang off against Frank Butler:
Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.
Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I’m greater than you.
I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.
Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.
Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I’d look better than you.
Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can wear it better!
I can do most anything!
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
Ok, not the definitive Jewish woman’s word on the topic, but hard to resist. 🙂
May 11, 2011 3:27 am at 3:27 am #765807s2021MemberPopa- thanks for the laugh. Glad I caught it b4 it got deleted. Mods- do u do that on purpose?
May 11, 2011 3:29 am at 3:29 am #765808☕️coffee addictParticipantI don’t think so
May 11, 2011 3:37 am at 3:37 am #765809s2021Memberdats probly true..
So how do they make it up there if the Mods r Moding everything b4 they allow em to post? Is there a more lenient Mod whom the other Mods hafta keep ther eye on??
that would be me.
May 11, 2011 3:54 am at 3:54 am #765810☕️coffee addictParticipantim guessing it’s 42?
May 11, 2011 7:19 pm at 7:19 pm #765811deiyezoogerMemberQ; Whats better chocolate or vanila?
A; None is better or worse but they are deffinitly different.
May 11, 2011 9:09 pm at 9:09 pm #765812ha ha ha haMemberwow!! this is one of the most blah arguements i’ve heard in a long time…
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May 12, 2011 4:44 am at 4:44 am #765813commonsenseParticipantto paraphrase another song,”..you can’t have one without the other..”
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