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July 8, 2025 7:12 pm at 7:12 pm #2423018LankyParticipant
Why are skeletons always smiling?
That is the question.July 9, 2025 1:21 pm at 1:21 pm #2423180mobicoParticipantBecause b’Etzem we are all always happy.
July 9, 2025 1:21 pm at 1:21 pm #2423271smerelParticipantSkeletons do not have the lips to smile but the skull stricture curves upwards at the cheekbones so it looks like are.
July 10, 2025 1:47 am at 1:47 am #2423376SQUARE_ROOTParticipantThey smile because they no longer need to pay rent every month, to avoid becoming homeless.
July 10, 2025 1:47 am at 1:47 am #2423431commonsaychelParticipantWhy are trolls always trolling?
July 10, 2025 1:47 am at 1:47 am #2423455Sam KleinParticipantCause they are not physical people like us so they have completely no worries and are always happy just like any person who lives a life of Bitachon and Emunah (Faith and trust) in Hashem is completely worry free and always happy smiling no matter what situation he is currently in
July 10, 2025 1:47 am at 1:47 am #2423456☕️coffee addictParticipantI like mobico’s answer
It got me to smile
July 10, 2025 1:48 am at 1:48 am #2423484shkoyach r noachParticipant@smerel. Your not chapping the Lumdus of the kashya
July 10, 2025 1:48 am at 1:48 am #2423485shkoyach r noachParticipant@smerel. shkoyach. your not chapping the etzem lomdus of the kasha.
July 10, 2025 9:55 am at 9:55 am #2423528Always_Ask_QuestionsParticipantI don’t think it has to do with not paying rent or anything like that. Mitzrim and in our days Chinese and Russian commies keep their leaders awashed in chemicals for the show – and I heard those are not smiling. Of course, it may be these mummies are not smiling because they know they are destined for gehenom or because they look at the current rulers of their countries and lament their inability to rule the country with a really strong hand.
Presumably, the skeletons you encountered are beinonies, so it proves that Hashem has chesed to an average person aharei hamitah. Good to know.
In truth, you cannot say “always smiling” because you didn’t see all of them – and all the time. So, your question will be re-asked during tehias hamesim.July 10, 2025 9:55 am at 9:55 am #2423549none2.0ParticipantSquare root and people wonder why I write the rental thread. This life is ridiculous
July 11, 2025 11:41 am at 11:41 am #2423925mobicoParticipantcoffee addict:
Thanks for finding me humerus – now I’m smiling too!
July 11, 2025 11:43 am at 11:43 am #2423967mobicoParticipantcoffee addict:
Thank you for finding me humerus – now I’m smiling too!
July 11, 2025 11:49 am at 11:49 am #2423995yechiellParticipantThey r smiling because they didn’t join their neshomos. Into gehennim
July 12, 2025 10:24 pm at 10:24 pm #2424221☕️coffee addictParticipantMobico,
You’re puns are really getting my funny bone moving
July 12, 2025 10:24 pm at 10:24 pm #2424354Happy new yearParticipantכיון שמת אדם נעשה חפשי מן המצות
July 14, 2025 10:48 am at 10:48 am #2424512LerntminTayrahParticipantThe Brisker Rav zt”l asked a similar question- why are children always happy? He said hat be;etzem a yid is supposed to be besimcha, but as adults we allow worries to ruin our simcha.
July 14, 2025 10:48 am at 10:48 am #2424580HaLeiViParticipantcommonsaychel, this is not what a troll is. It is not a question designed to get trigger you. It is simply asked in all silliness for the sake of having fun. It’s all in the title.
July 14, 2025 10:48 am at 10:48 am #2424581HaLeiViParticipantPerhaps the whole idea of the smile is to resemble the true inner, original self. So it’s really the other way around.
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