Why are skeletons always smiling?

Because b’Etzem we are all always happy.

They smile because they no longer need to pay rent every month, to avoid becoming homeless.

Cause they are not physical people like us so they have completely no worries and are always happy just like any person who lives a life of Bitachon and Emunah (Faith and trust) in Hashem is completely worry free and always happy smiling no matter what situation he is currently in

@smerel. Your not chapping the Lumdus of the kashya

I don’t think it has to do with not paying rent or anything like that. Mitzrim and in our days Chinese and Russian commies keep their leaders awashed in chemicals for the show – and I heard those are not smiling. Of course, it may be these mummies are not smiling because they know they are destined for gehenom or because they look at the current rulers of their countries and lament their inability to rule the country with a really strong hand.

Presumably, the skeletons you encountered are beinonies, so it proves that Hashem has chesed to an average person aharei hamitah. Good to know.
In truth, you cannot say “always smiling” because you didn’t see all of them – and all the time. So, your question will be re-asked during tehias hamesim.

coffee addict:

Thanks for finding me humerus – now I’m smiling too!

They r smiling because they didn’t join their neshomos. Into gehennim

כיון שמת אדם נעשה חפשי מן המצות

commonsaychel, this is not what a troll is. It is not a question designed to get trigger you. It is simply asked in all silliness for the sake of having fun. It’s all in the title.