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  • #2423018
    Lanky
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    Why are skeletons always smiling?
    That is the question.

    #2423180
    mobico
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    Because b’Etzem we are all always happy.

    #2423271
    smerel
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    Skeletons do not have the lips to smile but the skull stricture curves upwards at the cheekbones so it looks like are.

    #2423376
    SQUARE_ROOT
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    They smile because they no longer need to pay rent every month, to avoid becoming homeless.

    #2423431
    commonsaychel
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    Why are trolls always trolling?

    #2423455
    Sam Klein
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    Cause they are not physical people like us so they have completely no worries and are always happy just like any person who lives a life of Bitachon and Emunah (Faith and trust) in Hashem is completely worry free and always happy smiling no matter what situation he is currently in

    #2423456
    ☕️coffee addict
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    I like mobico’s answer

    It got me to smile

    #2423484
    shkoyach r noach
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    @smerel. Your not chapping the Lumdus of the kashya

    #2423485
    shkoyach r noach
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    @smerel. shkoyach. your not chapping the etzem lomdus of the kasha.

    #2423528

    I don’t think it has to do with not paying rent or anything like that. Mitzrim and in our days Chinese and Russian commies keep their leaders awashed in chemicals for the show – and I heard those are not smiling. Of course, it may be these mummies are not smiling because they know they are destined for gehenom or because they look at the current rulers of their countries and lament their inability to rule the country with a really strong hand.

    Presumably, the skeletons you encountered are beinonies, so it proves that Hashem has chesed to an average person aharei hamitah. Good to know.
    In truth, you cannot say “always smiling” because you didn’t see all of them – and all the time. So, your question will be re-asked during tehias hamesim.

    #2423549
    none2.0
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    Square root and people wonder why I write the rental thread. This life is ridiculous

    #2423925
    mobico
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    coffee addict:

    Thanks for finding me humerus – now I’m smiling too!

    #2423967
    mobico
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    coffee addict:

    Thank you for finding me humerus – now I’m smiling too!

    #2423995
    yechiell
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    They r smiling because they didn’t join their neshomos. Into gehennim

    #2424221
    ☕️coffee addict
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    Mobico,

    You’re puns are really getting my funny bone moving

    #2424354
    Happy new year
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    כיון שמת אדם נעשה חפשי מן המצות

    #2424512
    LerntminTayrah
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    The Brisker Rav zt”l asked a similar question- why are children always happy? He said hat be;etzem a yid is supposed to be besimcha, but as adults we allow worries to ruin our simcha.

    #2424580
    HaLeiVi
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    commonsaychel, this is not what a troll is. It is not a question designed to get trigger you. It is simply asked in all silliness for the sake of having fun. It’s all in the title.

    #2424581
    HaLeiVi
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    Perhaps the whole idea of the smile is to resemble the true inner, original self. So it’s really the other way around.

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