April 12, 2013 7:35 am at 7:35 am #948752ShalomToYouMember
How about those people who when they insert their contact lenses, thy open their mouth WIDE, as if that’s going to help get the lens in.April 12, 2013 5:54 pm at 5:54 pm #948753locaMember
Ooo. Howabout when ur taking out ur contact lenses and u spill the 2 tablespoons of old solution on ur floor instead of going to the bathroom sink. Hee. I know im not the only one who does this…April 12, 2013 10:22 pm at 10:22 pm #948754ShalomToYouMember
Loca- I totally do that every day! I usually throw it out the windowApril 14, 2013 3:35 pm at 3:35 pm #948755writersoulParticipant
ShalomToYou: While I don’t wear contacts, when I just pretended I was putting them in, when I widened my eyes my mouth automatically opened.
Why doesn’t my teacher realize that even if her assignment is only going to take half an hour, there are ten other teachers whose assignments are also “only” going to take half an hour?April 14, 2013 5:57 pm at 5:57 pm #948756HaLeiViParticipant
Why do you open your mouth when you are trying to feed a child?
And, did you ever notice the eyes of a riveted crowd when the speaker opens his eyes wide?
What motivates someone to clap during Shmona Esrei?April 14, 2013 6:32 pm at 6:32 pm #948757SaysMeMember
well to A, kids imitate. It works! Even when they’re not being fed.April 14, 2013 8:03 pm at 8:03 pm #948758Git MeshigeParticipant
Why do pople clean their ears out with the side of their glasses, then look at the gook?April 15, 2013 12:34 am at 12:34 am #948759HaLeiViParticipant
Sometimes that’s the reason. If you do it yourself you’ll see that it is often similar to B, you are thinking and hoping that the child just open the mouth and it should all go in neatly. People do it even when the kid is not facing them directly.April 15, 2013 8:17 pm at 8:17 pm #9487602good2btrueParticipant
Why do people answer you seriously here when your obviously posting it as a joke?April 27, 2013 7:03 pm at 7:03 pm #948761haifagirlParticipant
Why would somebody call 20 minutes before Shabbos to invite me for a meal? Didn’t she think I already had prepared my meals? Did she really think I did everything at the last minute and hadn’t started yet?April 28, 2013 2:35 am at 2:35 am #948762Torah613TorahParticipant
Haifagirl: I agree that that was thoughtless, but she was probably just not thinking.April 29, 2013 2:17 am at 2:17 am #948763🍫Syag LchochmaParticipant
Haifa- maybe she just realized it was Friday. Some of us aren’t so organized . . .April 29, 2013 2:32 am at 2:32 am #948764WIYMember
Someone actually called 20 minutes before Shabbos? What coumd you pissibly prepare on such short notice?!
I will be dan lekaf zchus that the person was going to call earlier and got busy or it slipped their mind and they remembered 20 minutes before Shabbos. Hey when you can give the benefit of the doubt why not give it?
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