As everyone knows, yiddishe seltzer is MUCH MORE FIZZY then all the flat goyishe brands.
Goyim just dont know how to make seltzer.
does anyone know why?
Someone has to say Tachanun. We Litvaks don’t look for excuses to get out of saying Tachanun.
Just because someone got realeased from Czarist prison more than 100 years ago is not a reason for us to omit Tachanun